Are you smarter than a 1st grader?
Original Skit by: Allie M. and Brooke Transue
Zeus: Wait, I'm no 1st grader.
Voldemort: Well, neither am I!
Host: but you both are stars on Are You Smarter than A 1st grader.
Zeus: so, what is the 1st question lord weirdo?
Host: But 1st let me introduce you to your 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th graders!
Host: 1st graders: Alexa and Cameron! 2nd graders: Mya and Joey! 3rd graders: Collin and Blake! 4th graders: Erica and Nathan! 5th graders: Brooke and Allie!
Voldemort: What?
H: first question for Zeus. How ugly is Hephaestus?
Z: so ugly that Hera threw him down Mt. Olympus.
H: correct! You have made it past the first level! You-know-who, it's your turn! Have you defeated Harry Potter yet and will you ever?
V: no, but I guarantee you that I will!
H: correcto! You both have made it past the first round! Zeus 2nd question; Do you think that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named will ever beat Harry Potter, the boy who lived?
Z: no I do not because Harry has escaped so many times.
H: Correct! Oh shoot now he's going to kill me.
V: (to the host) AVADA KEDAVRA!
Z: that takes care of him. (The 1st 2nd 3rd 4th and 5th graders run out screaming, all except for Allie)
Allie: Can I have your autograph, Lord Voldemort?
V: Umm? Okay?
A: YAY!
(Harry Potter Burst through the Door) HP :( to Voldemort) expelliarmus!
V: (at the same time to Harry) AVADA KEDAVRA!
(The killing curse backfires and hits Voldemort)
Allie and Zeus: wow
Allie: That was a fun experience. I'm gonna go punch the guts out of Jason now. (A/N: that is actually my dream)
Zeus: HEY! (Then he runs after her. Lights turn off in the stage area)
Harry: Hello? Is anybody there? I just killed Voldemort! Helloooo
Authors note: me and my friend were really bored so you probably know the outcome of being bored. We hope you liked it!