A.N:
"Japanese"
[Signs]
{Chinese}
Thoughts
-SOUND EFFECTS-
(AUTHOR'S NOTES NUMBER)
Chaotic Master
Shampoo leapt along the rooftops of Nerima. Once again, she had tried to feed Ranma a love potion, and once again he had failed. Landing on the ground next to the Cat Cafe. "Aiyah! Great-Grandmother! Airen observant, noticed different-colored ramen. Violent pervert girl in the way too much. Is there any way to get her out of way for good?"
Cologne pogoed inside. "Well... poisoning her won't work, Son-In-Law will find a cure. Love spells simply won't affect him and something will go wrong and it'll affect Son-In-Law and the Tendo girl. Killing her would be nigh-impossible what with the Groom so strong. So, we've gotta use a spell to make her go away, like the Nanban mirror that Happi stole. There is one ancient artifact the tribe managed to keep from Happi..."
Reaching into her robe, Cologne pulled forth a strange, fist-sized sphere. It was solid white on one half and pure red on the other, with a slightly darker band between the two. "This is a one-use artifact. You press the button, and throw it at someone. The person it hits is banished from this world, never to return. We used to have a sixpack, but they've been used on criminals throughout the ages, and now we've only got this one."
"Wow. Shampoo too too happy! Finally going to get Airen and go back to China to make many many babies!"
High in the sky courtesy of Akane's mallet, Ranma shuddered for a moment. Reaching the top of his arc, he started his descent. Looks like I'm gonna hit the Tendo Dojo. More money to Nabiki for repairs...
Rushing toward the Tendo Dojo, Shampoo cradled her latest plot. Grinning to herself, she hopped over streets and roads. Dashing along the last stretch of road, she extended her meager aura and sensed around for Akane's presence. Heading toward her location, the dojo, she got ready to lob the ball at her victim.
Leaping over the courtyard wall and landing silently, Shampoo strode forward toward the entrance to the dojo. Holding up her figurative trump card, Shampoo slid open the door and stealthily crept up behind Akane, who was breaking bricks with her back to the door. Taking a deep breath, she pressed the button. She was about to finally get rid of her biggest competitor! Tossing the ball forward, she waited for an impact.
It came sooner than expected.
He always loved these moments, with the wind whistling past him and the ground zooming in. Soon he would land and rejoin the rest of society, but for now he just savored the moment. Watching the roof of the dojo approach, he noticed the holes he and Happosai leaving and departing had made. Breaking through the roof, Ranma fell right between Akane and Shampoo, and was hit by some sort of ball. Then a bright flash of light enveloped him and he knew no more.
Akane heard a crash and a strange noise. Turning around he saw Shampoo looking surprised. Blinking in surprise, Shampoo looked around. "Um... hi?"
Waking up, Ranma looked around. He had landed in a clearing outside a small town. Lumbering into town, he idly noted that his ki reserves were near-zero and passed out again.
Yup, that's right. My second project is going to be... a crossover with the Dreaded Anime. No, not Vandread.
And the way I see it there's three ways this could go: Ranma finds this is Pallet Town and adventures across the land and beats down Team Rocket, Ranma discoveres the town to be abandoned, and lives in the wild gathering a few Pokemon partners, or Ranma starts his own 'Team Chaos' to free Pokemon from oppression... and he actually does.
Your reviews will determine which way it goes. Flames and Ranma gets eaten by a random passing Ladyba. And I'll be using mostly red/blue/green/yellow pokemon for this, although it's quite probable that there will be some gold/silver or even ruby/sapphire pokemon appearing eventually.
Any ideas for Ranma's partner? I've got a few...
"Japanese"
[Signs]
{Chinese}
Thoughts
-SOUND EFFECTS-
(AUTHOR'S NOTES NUMBER)
Chaotic Master
Shampoo leapt along the rooftops of Nerima. Once again, she had tried to feed Ranma a love potion, and once again he had failed. Landing on the ground next to the Cat Cafe. "Aiyah! Great-Grandmother! Airen observant, noticed different-colored ramen. Violent pervert girl in the way too much. Is there any way to get her out of way for good?"
Cologne pogoed inside. "Well... poisoning her won't work, Son-In-Law will find a cure. Love spells simply won't affect him and something will go wrong and it'll affect Son-In-Law and the Tendo girl. Killing her would be nigh-impossible what with the Groom so strong. So, we've gotta use a spell to make her go away, like the Nanban mirror that Happi stole. There is one ancient artifact the tribe managed to keep from Happi..."
Reaching into her robe, Cologne pulled forth a strange, fist-sized sphere. It was solid white on one half and pure red on the other, with a slightly darker band between the two. "This is a one-use artifact. You press the button, and throw it at someone. The person it hits is banished from this world, never to return. We used to have a sixpack, but they've been used on criminals throughout the ages, and now we've only got this one."
"Wow. Shampoo too too happy! Finally going to get Airen and go back to China to make many many babies!"
High in the sky courtesy of Akane's mallet, Ranma shuddered for a moment. Reaching the top of his arc, he started his descent. Looks like I'm gonna hit the Tendo Dojo. More money to Nabiki for repairs...
Rushing toward the Tendo Dojo, Shampoo cradled her latest plot. Grinning to herself, she hopped over streets and roads. Dashing along the last stretch of road, she extended her meager aura and sensed around for Akane's presence. Heading toward her location, the dojo, she got ready to lob the ball at her victim.
Leaping over the courtyard wall and landing silently, Shampoo strode forward toward the entrance to the dojo. Holding up her figurative trump card, Shampoo slid open the door and stealthily crept up behind Akane, who was breaking bricks with her back to the door. Taking a deep breath, she pressed the button. She was about to finally get rid of her biggest competitor! Tossing the ball forward, she waited for an impact.
It came sooner than expected.
He always loved these moments, with the wind whistling past him and the ground zooming in. Soon he would land and rejoin the rest of society, but for now he just savored the moment. Watching the roof of the dojo approach, he noticed the holes he and Happosai leaving and departing had made. Breaking through the roof, Ranma fell right between Akane and Shampoo, and was hit by some sort of ball. Then a bright flash of light enveloped him and he knew no more.
Akane heard a crash and a strange noise. Turning around he saw Shampoo looking surprised. Blinking in surprise, Shampoo looked around. "Um... hi?"
Waking up, Ranma looked around. He had landed in a clearing outside a small town. Lumbering into town, he idly noted that his ki reserves were near-zero and passed out again.
Yup, that's right. My second project is going to be... a crossover with the Dreaded Anime. No, not Vandread.
And the way I see it there's three ways this could go: Ranma finds this is Pallet Town and adventures across the land and beats down Team Rocket, Ranma discoveres the town to be abandoned, and lives in the wild gathering a few Pokemon partners, or Ranma starts his own 'Team Chaos' to free Pokemon from oppression... and he actually does.
Your reviews will determine which way it goes. Flames and Ranma gets eaten by a random passing Ladyba. And I'll be using mostly red/blue/green/yellow pokemon for this, although it's quite probable that there will be some gold/silver or even ruby/sapphire pokemon appearing eventually.
Any ideas for Ranma's partner? I've got a few...