A/N: I was trying to figure out an interesting way to write a Sirius/Lily story and thought of a fanfiction for the show House M.D. I had been reading. So I took a little bit of an idea from that and made it into my own. I hope the author of that story doesn't' mind! And also I hope you guys enjoy the story. Please leave reviews, I love them.

Sirius had always been known to head to places he didn't belong, and tonight was no exception. If anyone could get their self in extraordinary trouble then Sirius Black was the man to do it. As he made his way into the pub he could feel something wrong with the situation, and if he knew something was wrong then it was definitely wrong. As he turned around he was met face to face by the ugliest witch he had ever seen.

"Excuse me ma'am." Sirius said, wanting to get away from this place, this lady, and the stench that had suddenly filled his nose.

"What are you doing here boy?" The lady asked not budging at all.

"I was going to drown my sorrows but now I don't know." Sirius said, still looking for a way around the witch.

"What are your sorrows?" The witch asked.

Sirius sighed. 'My best mate just married the girl I love."

The old witch nodded. "Well that's no good is it? But you're a good looking boy you could surely get any girl."

"I don't want any girl." Sirius said feeling his wand through the pocket of his robe. The last thing he wanted to do was stand here and talk about the wedding he'd just been to. He hated to disapperate in the woman's face but he could only stand here and talk to her for so long, and she showed no signs of moving.

"Did she love you back?" The woman asked, fixing her eyes on Sirius.

"I don't know. Perhaps." Sirius said, not really sure why he was even talking to this woman, but he had once been told, the best way to feel better about something is to talk. We could talk for hours, and there were no other girls I could really talk to. Or want to talk to. She'd stay up with me in the common room and just talk. The only reason she ever even gave James a chance was cause of me. He was my best mate and she figured I couldn't hang out with someone too awful. She probably never would have talked to me but she's so damn sweet, she saw me up struggling to study for a test one day and just helped. We were always together after that. If only I had told her how I felt…"Sirius trailed off, he hadn't been paying much attention to the woman, caught in his own thoughts and she was now pointing a wand directly in his face.

Sirius tried to grab his wand but before he could the woman smiled and flicked her wrist. Sirius fell into darkness.

Sirius was alive. He knew he was alive, because if he were dead he wouldn't have a pain in his head. Suddenly his last conscious moments came back to him, he opened his eyes but couldn't make out anything. He reached down but his wand wasn't there. He wasn't even in his robes. Reaching farther over he felt a figure next to him and immediately withdrew his hand, but it was too late. The figure next to him stirred. Sirius stared at the ceiling.

Suddenly a light turned on and the figure next to him sat up. "Baby? You alright?" Said a voice Sirius knew all too well.

Sirius suddenly shot up and turned to face the woman next to him. "Lily!"

She looked at him strangely. "Yeah. Who else would it be?" She looked him over for a moment, before smiling sweetly. "Did you have a bad dream?"

Sirius nodded, unsure what else to do. He was utterly confused. "Where's James?" A sudden terror hit him. If he was in James' bed where was his best friend?

Lily raised her eyebrows. "I'm assuming in bed with Lydia. Oh and by the way he stopped by my office yesterday, I meant to tell you, he said to tell you something went wrong so you don't have to go in."

"What do you mean something went wrong?" Sirius said, concerned though not exactly sure why.

"I don't know baby. He couldn't tell me. You know they can't tell me what goes on in the Department of Mysteries. I'm assuming you'll know when you go back to work. He said you'd get sent an owl." She smiled at him. "I'm going back to sleep. I love you."

"Love you too." Sirius grunted. He didn't know what had happened but he knew that witch had something to do with it. He waited until he was sure Lily was asleep before getting out of bed, reaching to the nightstand he found his wand and picked it up.

He made his way slowly down the hall stopping at a room where soft music was coming out of. Slowly opening the door he muttered "Lumos." Music was coming from a music box that was hovering in the air, above a crib. A sense of panic over taking him Sirius made his way over to the crib.

Sleeping peacefully was a small baby with a head full of dark red hair. Sirius stepped back away from the crib knocking into a toy on the floor, which made a loud crash.

The baby woke up, startled and started to cry before seeing Sirius. At the sight of him she quieted, smiling at him with a lazy grin Sirius had seen in his own mirror many times and bright green eyes the exact shade of Lily's. The baby reached her hands up to him and Sirius stood looking at her bewildered.

Before he could make much out of the situation he heard footsteps running towards him, turning around, wand out he was greeted by a small boy barreling into his legs and hugging them tightly.

"Daddy!" The boy said causing Sirius to take a step back.

"What?" He said looking down at the boy.

"I had a dream again, about a monster! But you know what daddy, I beated the monster up real good!" The boy beamed at Sirius, and Sirius couldn't help but notice how this boy also looked astonishingly like him, except this boy too also had Lily's green eyes.

"Who is this?" Sirius said pointing at the crib.

The boy smiled again at Sirius. "That's my sissy, Iwis."

"Iris?" Sirius said.

The boy nodded.

"And who are you." Sirius asked the boy taking another step back.

"Silly daddy!" The boy said, clearly thinking Sirius was playing some sort of game. "I'm Orion." He boy stepped closer to Sirius again.

"And…how old are you." Sirius asked, no longer able to step back as he was now against the wall.

"This many." The boy said holding up three fingers. "But it was just my birfday. And you and mommy got me a toy broom and Uncle James got me a big stuffed dog that looks just like you when you're a puppy daddy!" The boy looked at Sirius again. "You know what Uncle James said?"

"No telling."

"He said I should name it Stinky and then it would really be like you."

Sirius couldn't help but laugh. "I bet he did. But um, why don't you go to bed."

The boy nodded hugging Sirius' legs one more time. "Night daddy."

Sirius looked around the room again. He was definitely done exploring. He made his way back to the bedroom where he had woken up. He was hoping this had all been a dream. He had really just gotten drunk at the pub and had a weird dream. He had been upset about Lily and James wedding and his subconscious was working it out. He still couldn't help but smile as he got into bed with Lily. If he had to wake up mysteriously in bed with someone he couldn't ask for anyone prettier than Lily.