Welcome to my random story of Sue-ness. Thought of one day in school when
I was bored, and continued by my good friend Lara. So I suppose it's more
*our* random story of Sue-ness. Anyway, hope you enjoy.
DISCLAIMER: POTC belongs to Disney, not me. Sadly. This is solely for entertainment.
Chapter One: Catherine *insert many names here* Wynter
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" Sweet merciful crap!!! It's a MARY SUE!" Jack shouted in horror. "Quick! Chuck 'er overboard!" But sadly, at the moment the words " Mary Sue" escaped Jacks' lips, his crew ran to the other end of the ship in a blind panic, for Jack had told them terrible tales of these fandom-monsters and the merest mention of them struck fear in the crews' black hearts. Jack sighed. Maybe he'd gone overboard with the details. His crew was of no use, with most of the men hiding under empty barrels or sacks in an attempt to shield themselves from her tantalizing beauty. Shutting his eyes tight, the pirate captain grabbed the Sue about her slim, willowy waist and hauled her up over his shoulder. Staggering slightly, for she was surprisingly heavy under those perfect proportions, he blindly made his way to the edge of the ship and was about to drop her into the shadowy depths when there was a sharp crack. Jack whipped around, opening his eyes. Will had appeared out of nowhere, clutching a rubber ducky.
"Will! Long time, no see. What are you doing 'ere? Why have you got a rubber ducky?" Jack momentarily forgot the horror that lay across his shoulders. Will opened his mouth to answer when he laid eyes on the beautiful creature splayed across Jacks back. The pirate captain swore at his forgetfulness.
"Will! Don't look! It's a-" But his cry was too late. Wills jaw went slack and his eyes gained the sickening sparkle of love at first sight.
"Wh..she..wow!" the rubber ducky hit the ground with a disgruntled squeak. At Will's first love-struck utterance the Sue's eyes snapped open.
"Oh! Where am I?" she asked in a voice as smooth as honey and sweet as a nightingale's first call.
"You are aboard the Black Pearl, my love bunnykins," Will strode over to Jack and lifted the Sue off Jack's shoulders. The Sue giggled girlishly in his arms. Jack wept.
"My lady, I must know your name," Will looked deep into Mary's deep azure ayes, and she smiled coquettishly.
"My name is Catherine. Catherine Ellen Rose Natalie Eliza Chantelle-" 'Catherine' was cut short by Jack, who, sickened at the sight of Will's face, whacked the Sue across the head with a barrel. Sadly, this did nothing to dissuade her and after only a few seconds she continued.
"Marie Beth Clare Wynter," Will blinked. Jack gagged. The Sue flipped her shimmering hair. Pulling the struck blacksmith away for a moment, Jack tried to slap some sense into him. Literally.
"Will," -slap- "Will!" -slap-. Slowly but surely, Will came round.
"Wha.?" He still stared adoringly at Catherine.
"Will, listen to me. You. Love. Elizabeth. You are Meant for Each Other. Do you understand?"
"Who?" The blacksmith's face was a picture of confusion.
"Elizabeth. Swann," Jack said clearly. "Your FIANCE,"
"Oh, you mean *Catherine*," Will beamed at Jack, "*Catherine* is my fiance,"
"No. No, she's not. ELIZABETH is your fiance,"
"Who?"
~*~*
That's all for now, mdears. I'll post more later this week, mmkay?
*waves*
DISCLAIMER: POTC belongs to Disney, not me. Sadly. This is solely for entertainment.
Chapter One: Catherine *insert many names here* Wynter
~*~*
" Sweet merciful crap!!! It's a MARY SUE!" Jack shouted in horror. "Quick! Chuck 'er overboard!" But sadly, at the moment the words " Mary Sue" escaped Jacks' lips, his crew ran to the other end of the ship in a blind panic, for Jack had told them terrible tales of these fandom-monsters and the merest mention of them struck fear in the crews' black hearts. Jack sighed. Maybe he'd gone overboard with the details. His crew was of no use, with most of the men hiding under empty barrels or sacks in an attempt to shield themselves from her tantalizing beauty. Shutting his eyes tight, the pirate captain grabbed the Sue about her slim, willowy waist and hauled her up over his shoulder. Staggering slightly, for she was surprisingly heavy under those perfect proportions, he blindly made his way to the edge of the ship and was about to drop her into the shadowy depths when there was a sharp crack. Jack whipped around, opening his eyes. Will had appeared out of nowhere, clutching a rubber ducky.
"Will! Long time, no see. What are you doing 'ere? Why have you got a rubber ducky?" Jack momentarily forgot the horror that lay across his shoulders. Will opened his mouth to answer when he laid eyes on the beautiful creature splayed across Jacks back. The pirate captain swore at his forgetfulness.
"Will! Don't look! It's a-" But his cry was too late. Wills jaw went slack and his eyes gained the sickening sparkle of love at first sight.
"Wh..she..wow!" the rubber ducky hit the ground with a disgruntled squeak. At Will's first love-struck utterance the Sue's eyes snapped open.
"Oh! Where am I?" she asked in a voice as smooth as honey and sweet as a nightingale's first call.
"You are aboard the Black Pearl, my love bunnykins," Will strode over to Jack and lifted the Sue off Jack's shoulders. The Sue giggled girlishly in his arms. Jack wept.
"My lady, I must know your name," Will looked deep into Mary's deep azure ayes, and she smiled coquettishly.
"My name is Catherine. Catherine Ellen Rose Natalie Eliza Chantelle-" 'Catherine' was cut short by Jack, who, sickened at the sight of Will's face, whacked the Sue across the head with a barrel. Sadly, this did nothing to dissuade her and after only a few seconds she continued.
"Marie Beth Clare Wynter," Will blinked. Jack gagged. The Sue flipped her shimmering hair. Pulling the struck blacksmith away for a moment, Jack tried to slap some sense into him. Literally.
"Will," -slap- "Will!" -slap-. Slowly but surely, Will came round.
"Wha.?" He still stared adoringly at Catherine.
"Will, listen to me. You. Love. Elizabeth. You are Meant for Each Other. Do you understand?"
"Who?" The blacksmith's face was a picture of confusion.
"Elizabeth. Swann," Jack said clearly. "Your FIANCE,"
"Oh, you mean *Catherine*," Will beamed at Jack, "*Catherine* is my fiance,"
"No. No, she's not. ELIZABETH is your fiance,"
"Who?"
~*~*
That's all for now, mdears. I'll post more later this week, mmkay?
*waves*