Hello everyone! Here's a short, random poem by Reggie all about Paul. Enjoy reading!
I do not own Pokémon in any way! By the way, the underlined words (except the title) are said by Paul.
Poem by Reggie
"I have a little brother named Paulie.
He's just like a cute lil dolly!
You may think he's mean,
But you haven't seen!
From inside he might even be jolly!
Now look at me in the eye.
You really think I would lie?
After all, he's my bro,
And I've watched him grow.
Me lie about him? I'd rather die!
He likes video games and books.
He doesn't care how he looks.
He plays with a yoyo.
Don't tell him I know.
He secretly even cooks.
We always get along, you see.
He tells everything to me.
I give him advice.
'Cause I'm very nice.
I even let him drink tea!
Oh wait, I didn't know he was here!
He's coming nearer... and near!
Hey! Give the microphone back!
Stop! It'll crack!
Oh audience! Don't you fear!"
"He's telling the truth, you think?
You believe a guy who wears pink?
All he's telling are lies.
We never compromise!
He once even covered me in ink!
I tell him everything, he said?
I will surely smash his head.
That's not even close to true.
I know him more than you do.
He's just lying. Look, his face is now red.
And—Reggie, give it back,you fool!"
"Paulie! That is so cruel!"
"You think I care?"
"Don't give me that glare!
Paul! That is so not cool!
The microphone! Ooh, there it goes...
That's the end, I suppose.
I'm sorry, Paul bro.
Hey—where did you go?
Where did he go? Who knows?
Okay fine. And the end I did lie.
But now I have to go, so goodbye.
It's one of those unhappy ends.
Now farewell, my friends.
I am a busy guy."