Lincoln was hanging at the loser table alone with Clyde. His other loser friends had killed themselves because of how fugly and sad their social lives were.

Lincoln stood to go and get some more milk when his pants were pulled down by some douche bag.

The lunch room burst into fitted laughter at the size of his freakishly small penis. Lincoln covered up his tiny package with his hands.

"S-stop laughing! It's not THAT small!" Lincoln yelled embarrased.

The lunchroom laughed even more. Lincoln went to go ask Clyde to leave with him but Clyde had already hung himself by the lights of the lunch room at the thought of his friend leaving.

Lincoln sighed. "Oh great my only friend is fucking dead"

The school jumped Lincoln. The entire fucking school. He was absolutely destroyed. His face was fucked up beyond repair. He was forced to get plastic surgery.

He shot up the school and raped his family.

Yes including his dad.

And Lily.