Dear Notebook,

I have no regrets. I met the most charming guy, it was like he was from another world. Or, another franchise, really. It was fate that we were able to meet each other, two alternate universes colliding and all that.

I'm not saying it was love at first sight, notebook. With his sense of stylishness, and me with my continuous wear of my army uniform, we didn't have too much in common. We befriended each other and slowly our love grew from there. I was present when he made that mistake of marrying that awfully fabulous Doll. I was right by his side that day, as I had been since we first met. But that is a story for another entry.

-G.I. Joe:

The Real American Hero