Two 17 year old boys named Jon and Ryan sat at home one Friday night playing their favorite game, "Dynasty Warriors" and talking about how cool it would be to live in that time period, what kind of weapons they would wield, and the officers they'd love to join forces with. When all discussion was done, they lord of their allegiance was clear: Liu Bei. While the choice was the same, the reasoning was as different as night and day. "I would want to join Liu Bei because I'd get to meet Pang Tong" Jon said excitedly
"I'd join him because he respects the people, and unlike almost all the other lords, doesn't kill the entire clans of their enemies. Also, I think fighting among side generals Guan Yu and Zhang Fei would be an honor." Ryan replied
"Whatever, I just want to kill people with my big ass blade"
"I should've known better than to discuss anything having to do with honor with you"
"Well, duh I just want to kill people"
"I'm going to have to save you from being ambushed a lot aren't I?"
"No, if anything I'm going to have to save you you crazy bastard."
"That's probably true, but beside the point"
"I know it's true, don't you remember, I told you not to go into the center! But what did you do, you went into the center!"
"You're never going to let me forget about that are you?"
"No" They argued for a little while longer before finally exploding into laughter, pausing their game and watching their favorite movie. They fell asleep at about 3:00am with the discussion from earlier fresh in their mind.