Speedster studios present:

A Greg Kelly Short:

Vegita's nightmare (Which in no way possible does it involve Freddy)

One day Vegita woke felling down in the dumps. For some reason he did not feel himself that day. He then saw his son Trunks getting ready to fly off, " Where are you going boy?" Asked the Saiyn prince, who stood at about 5',had gravity-defying black hair, blue suit, and white glove with matching boots.

" I'm going to Piccolo's to train with Goten. Piccolo said if I don't get there by 8:00, he's going to bite our heads off." Said Trunks flying away.

" What does he mean 'bite our heads off'? " Said Vegita as he too flew off to a hidden island where he can train alone.

A couple of miles off the coast of Japan, Vegita was training diligently, when he heard Goku's voice, " You know Vegita, you've been getting in my hair a lot recently!" Said the 5'7 saiyan warrior with the same gravity defying hair and orange clothing.

" Ah, Kakarot, just the low class warrior I need to test my new attack on!" Said Vegita as he formed a big energy ball on his finger and fired a…surprisingly small energy blast and it missed the target, " What's wrong with this finger?" Said Vegita trying to reload it like a gun.

" You know Vegita, you can't hit the broadside of a barn!" Said Goku as he back kicked him into next week, but Goku decided he didn't have that long (And neither does this story) so he gave Vegita a hand and brought him back down to earth.

A couple of hours later, Vegita was flying around a city trying to figure out what in the heck was wrong today with his powers, then out came a super charged Freeza, trying to scare him stiff, " AH, Freeza! Just the wimp I was looking for!" Said Vegita as he powered up to Super saiyn level 1. He then tried to punch him out, but to no avail. Freeza laughed so much that he could die laughing, " Oh boy am I going to have a field day pounding you lifeless pulp." Said Freeza, " And it's a good thing you have boots on too, because you're about to be shaking in them!" Said Freeza as he proceeded to pound the living daylights out of Vegita, he then threw him into the ground and began to drill into his back, " GET OFF MY BACK!" Yelled Vegita.

" You know Freeza, Vegita isn't as old as dirt." Said Goku.

" Uh, oh! I'm a pretty pickle now!" Said Freeza as Goku blasted him. " And Vegita, you've haven't been yourself lately, maybe you should go and blow off some steam." Said Goku.

" Hold you tongue Kakarot. My power is not draining!" Said Vegita as he began to fly home.

" Okay, (Grabs his tongue) How's this?" Said Goku. As Vegita was flying away, he began to think of a way to work out this depression, then an idea hit him, he would go and paint the town red with his wife Bulma. As soon as he got home he saw a note that said, "Dear Vegita, gone shopping with Chee-Chee, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, Bulma"

" You know Vegita, you can also blow off some steam by screaming your head off." Said Goku.

" And how do you propose I do that?" Asked Vegita.

" Like this!" Said Goku as he became Super Saiyan lv. 4 and stomped on Vegita's foot. Vegita then screamed his head off his shoulders and then a cat came by and took his tongue, " Well, it looks like a cat got your tongue!" Said Goku. Vegita then woke with a start as he saw that he was still in bed, " Thank goodness it was only a dream," said Vegita to himself, " because if it wasn't, I would've been down in the dumps."

The end

I did everything!

Dragonball Z owned by FUNimation.

No animals were harmed