THE CRIMINALLY INSANE LIFE OF HYUGA NEJI
It was like any other day in the Hyuga household. Hinata was throwing hot-butter knives at people, Hanabi was drinking two times her weight in beer, and Neji was completely oblivious to all of it.
Neji walked into the kitchen and dodged a few hot-butter knives that went past him.
He grabbed a newspaper and read the comic section. "Ha ha ha! Jughead, it's obvious Veronica has no interest in you!" Neji exclaimed.
Hanabi stopped drinking and said, "You're all a bunch of fuck ass punk ruckers…"
Hinata shrugged and replied, "I'M CRAZY! I'M CRAZY! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME! By the way, Neji, are we going to have sibling sex tonight?" Neji nodded his head and began eating some toast.
Suddenly, Naruto and Kiba came flying through the window and shouted, "TRANSFORMERS…ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!"
"You're such a bitch, Neji-kun…" Naruto shouted as Hinata stabbed him and Kiba to death. Neji giggled like a schoolgirl and said, "Hinata, I just remembered! I'm supposed to have sibling sex with Kankuro tonight, so we'll have to reschedule!"
"YOU'RE SUCH A MAN WHORE!" Hanabi screeched. Neji just shrugged and ran outside to do some jogging.
As Neji walked along the path, he ran into Sakura and Ino, who were having butt-naked sex on the ground. "Ah…the power of youth!" Neji shouted to no one in particular.
Suddenly, Rock Lee and Gai ran in and kicked Neji in the face. "THAT'S OUR LINE, RETARD!" they exclaimed.
Neji blocked their attacks and killed them with his 110-palms attack. "I wonder how Garra-chan is today?" asked the Hyuga prodigy as he merrily skipped off.
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