A/N: I' m doing this and my good luck Charlie fic chapter for chapter. I post chappies for both stories at the same time. But there was no CylaraxGorix on here and I had to fix that.

Disclaimer: I don't own Neopets or Ususki Dolls. Or Cylara's car. I wish I had her car though. I do, however kind of own the song though. I made it up, but it's to the tune of the Rainbow Monkey song from Codename: Kids Next Door. Rated T for cursing and serious ass whooping.

Team Brightvale FTW!

1. Ususkicon

Oh. My. God.

So many freaking plushies

"It's a ususki, it's a ususki, they wear cute clothes and have really big ears, it's a ususki, it's a ususki, it's so cute"

I felt like screaming. I was never the uski type. I was more of the laser that my parents thought was a toy but wasn't type. So for me, this was total torture.

"I need to get out of here" I moaned to my stuffed doll obsessed little sister.

Of course, this got Lucie to whining again.

"But Cylara," she said in the really annoying whining voice that she has "you can't leave Ususkicon. Only losers do that."

I put my head in my hands and groaned. Why did I ever agree to take her to this thing? Oh, wait, that's right, I didn't. I was forced to take her to this thing. Ugh.

"It's a ususki, it's a ususki, they wear cute clothes and have really big ears, it's a ususki, it's a ususki, it's so cute"

That music was really starting to piss me off. It was annoying as everything.

"Will someone turn that crap off!"

"Shut up Lara, you're embarrassing me!" scolded Lucie, who was staring at me like I was crazy.

Figures. I, the awesome, badass Cylara, was being dragged to a freaking ususki convention and she was embarrassed.

"OMG! It's you, Cylara!" Lucie squealed, immediately attracting my attention.

"What?"

"Look." And look I did. At the doll in her hand that looked way to much like me for my comfort.

"What the Hell?" it came out in a shocked whisper, which was good because mom and dad hate it when I curse and Lucie was nothing if not snitch. It usually got her a new usuki and she had her eye on the rare Brightvale Ususki.

Lucie, on the other hand, was excited beyond all belief.

"Eeeeeeeeppppppppp! My sister has her own Ususki! I have to have it!" she started squealing to the Ususki Seller.

"Screw this, I'll be in the car, Lucie"

I could hear the Ususki Seller behind me.

"Is she having PMS or something?" my mouth dropped open at that comment. Who says that to a nine year old?

"Nah, she's just too awesome. Even for herself." Thank god Lucie was defending me.

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Wow. Everything was just so pink. Fluffy, and cuddly, and, pink. God forbid I sound like a Darigan here, but it was almost vomit inducing. I backed myself against a wall, absorbing the sheer girliness of it all.

I felt a blade press against my throat. For the first few seconds, all I could think was shit. But I quickly got over it. I kneed my captor in the groin and turned to face them in a roundhouse kick that landed in their face.

I was staring a shadow Zafara in his face. In a black trench coat and fedora, he looked like a gothic version of the Zafara Double Agent. He looked utterly surprised that I could whoop his ass. Well, maybe your boss should have informed you better, dick.

I gave him a death glare that I knew put the fear of God into Gorix and I'd never beaten him up. I could never beat him up. God, I'm sickened by the very thought. Gorix is so……

Stop it, Cylara. This is not the freaking time. I pushed Gorix out of my mind and braced myself for battle with Emo Zafara Dude.

He attempted to punch me in face, but I caught his fist in my hand. I twisted his arm with as much strength as I had and heard the bone snap like a twig. He reached his other arm up to pull my ears. This really pissed me off. Only a coward goes for the freaking ears. I kicked him in his groin, again. (man, he isn't gonna have crap by the time I'm done with him.) He fell to the floor moaning in pain. He tried to get up but I kicked him in the face.

"Who are you?" I asked as he was losing conciseness.

"The Happiness Faerie sent me." He confessed in weak voice. He passed out then.

The Happiness Faerie? Seriously? Okay. I needed to talk to Gorix. And I did not have time to wait for my sister to be done with her damn dolls or to drive her home.

After giving Emo Zafara Dude to the Usuki cops, I went out to the sleek, black, epically awesome car that had gotten Lucie and I here. I really didn't want to do this, but I had to. I left Lucie a note in the car.

Lucie,

Something happened. Went to go find Gorix. Meet you back home as soon as I can. Mom and Dad will know where I am, so don't worry about covering for me. I love you. I'll be home soon, I promise. Have fun with your Ususkis.

Sincerely,

Cylara

P.S. keep the hood up. I don't want you getting arrested.

I walked away from the convention center. I had a lot on my mind. Who was the Emo Dude, why had he attacked me, what the hell was he talking about? But at that moment, one thought pierced through all of the others.

I really hope Lucie doesn't fuck up my car.