One day in Hyrule, Gannondorf won! Just as He assembled the Triforce, a huge gust of wind sent the Triforce soaring! Link, Zelda, and Gannon tried to catch it, but to no avail.
"It's headed towards Kanto!" Observed Zelda.
"Who do you think will find it?" Asked Link.
Meanwhile, in Kanto, Mewtwo, Princess Jigglypuff, and Pikachu all looked at the sky to see the Triforce break into 3 pieces and enter their hands.
Suddenly, the Princess became intelligent, Pikachu felt brave, and Mewtwo felt power course through his body.
"So…what do we do now? Inquired Jigglypuff.
"Well, I'm powerful, Pikachu is brave, and you are as smart as me. There is only one thing to do."
"Play Melee?"
"Yes."
But just as they were setting up the Gamecube, Kirby and Meta Knight flew in, demanding the Triforce.
"We were hired by Zelda to get it back." Said Kirby.
"So hand it over," Said Meta Knight "before we kick your-"
WHAMMO!!!
The 3 Pokémon suddenly attacked, wounding Kirby and breaking Meta Knight's mask so that only the left eye had part of a mask on it.
The Kirby characters fled, and the Pokémon started to train in case of a new attack. Meanwhile, Meta Knight called Zelda, asking her for backup. All 3 groups felt that they were being watched that night….
The next morning, Midna, Zelda, Link, and Gannondorf joined Kirby and Meta Knight to launch another attack to regain the Triforce.
All of the smashers charged each other, and began the showdown of the lifetime….
When the dust settled, the only survivors were Jigglypuff, Zelda, Pikachu, Kirby, and…Sandbag?
"Wait, since when is he in the story?" Asked Pikachu.
No clue. Just go with it, because he just used the Triforce to wish to be the world's most powerful Smasher.
"WHAT!?! Ok, thanks Mr. Narrator, sir."
And, true to my word, Sandbag was surrounded in a dark magic aura, and couldn't be killed. I think I'll help out these poor fools-
"We heard that!"
-by giving them a crystal that'll beat Sandbag.
The survivors all fought Sandbag, distracting him, so that Jigglypuff could stab the crystal through the Triforce. Sandbag exploded, the Triforce was destroyed, the world was saved, and I remained as handsome as ever.
"Gigantohead egomaniac…"
The end!