Ok, I'm doing this dare fic with Demonic Dog Angel, :3. He writes the first, I write the second, he writes the third and so on. Go to his profile if you want to see the first chapter and the next! Don't forget to review and send us some dares. WE ONLY EXCEPT PMs Cauze some people need to get lives instead of flaming others work! Writing is all I have to look forward to! If you want to be an ass and report me then fine! Have fun ruining peoples lives!! T.T I'll also, take guests and you can ask in person! I'll also let you come on to hug any character you want! ^_^ Enjoy!

Naruto Dares Chapter 2

Me: What's up my peepz!? :D YOU READY TO ROCK!??

Naruto: Pssst, I thought we were here to do dares?

Me: Oh yeah ^_^', Ok! This is Naruto dares, a fic that I'm doing with Demonic Dog Angel.

Naruto cast: Booooo!

Me: *Glares and grabs Sasuke* Shut it or else Sasuke won't be able to repopulate the Uchiha clan. *Evil smile*

Sasuke: O.O DO AS SHE SAYS!

Itachi: *Comes out of nowhere.* Sasuke, you lack-

Sai: PENIS!

Me: ENOUGH! We all know Sasuke lacks penis. Let's just move on.

Sasuke: =_=

Me: Hmm, since we don't have any requests I'll give you guys my own dares! *Evil smile*

Naruto cast: *Shivers* O.O

Me: First dare is for…. SASUKE!

Sasuke: WHAT!?

Me: Make out with Naruto!

Sasuke: Why would I do that?!

Me: First, I like yaoi. Second, If you don't I'll get your rabid fan girls on you!

Sasuke: O-Ok then. *Grabs Naruto and kisses him roughly*

Sakura: NOOOOOO!!!

Me: SEE! He is willing to kiss Naruto and not you Sakura! *Evil smirk*

Sakura: You're an ass.

Me: Doesn't bother me when my parents say it. Doesn't bother me when you say it. ^_^

Hinata: *faints*

Me: Alright that's enough. *Shifty eyes*

*Sasuke and Naruto break apart.*

Sasuke: Hmm, that wasn't so bad.

Me: Yeah yeah. Next, I'm going to get the Akatsuki out here since they're apart of the cast also. Besides, I'm starting to get sick from being around goodie goodies.

Naruto cast: -_-'

*Akatsuki walk in.*

Akatsuki: Sup? (un)

Me: SQUEEEEEEEEEE!! *Glomps Deidara, Sasori, Kisame and Tobi.*

Tobi: *Feels loved* :3 Tobi good boy?

Me: Yesh, you are very good boy. *Perverted smile*

Kisame: *Feels loved* ^_^

Me: Anyway, I dare Deidara to lick me with one of the tongues on his hands. :3

Deidara: *sigh* I knew it, un. -_-'*Licks Heaven*

Me: SQUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE! *cough* Moving on. Next is for Suigetsu!

Suigetsu: What?

Me: Ooh, your not green anymore! :D

Suigetsu: -_-'

Karin: XD

Me: Anyway, I dare you to let Orochifugly drink you!

Suigetsu: O.O What!?

Me: OROCHIFUGLY GET OVER HERE I HAVE SASUNARU YAOI!!!!!

*Orochimaru comes running in.*

Oro: WHERE!?

Naruto and Sasuke: O.O'

Me: MINE! *grabs Sasuke and Naruto.* Now drink Suigetsu, I want to see what happens. :3

Orochifugly: No!

Me: Yesh! D: You shall or else Kabuto gets it!

*Opens random curtain to reveal Kabuto in a cage, dangling above anti-Kabuto fan girls.*

Kabuto: Orochimaru! Save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Orochifugly: Kabuto! NOOOOOOOO!!

Me: Well?

Orochifugly: COME HERE WATER BOY! *drinks Suigetsu*

Me: Wow. Well I'm too lazy to continue this chapter so, see ya in chapter 4! Don't forget to got to Demonic Dog Angel's profile to see the first and third chapters!

Orochimaru: I don't feel so good. D: