Goals:

1) Bring fashion to the Auror department. Yes you might be hardcore but you need to look good!

2) Find a boyfriend for Ariel. No she doesn't look like the mermaid.

3) Try not to fall for certain people. (James Potter)

4) DON'T DATE THE BOSSES SON AND MY BEST FRIEND! (James Potter again!)

5) Be nice and NOT sarcastic to the person who has the ability to fire me.

6) Stop. The. People. Who. Hate. Me.

7) Try not to hit them when they say a comment about me.

8) Make a casual comparission to Marmite.

9) Try not to gloat when Aldred's girlfriend dumps him and DEFINATELY don't say "I told you so."

10) Wait for Albus to stop humming the wedding theme tune when I'm around James.

11) Apoligese to Harry for the death of his youngest son.

12) Explain to Ginny why she has to plan a funeral and start crying.

13) Take my mum to the lunatic ward and run away. (There will be no witnesses)

14) Survive James' annoying friends and uhm him. (HONESTLY! This department's rigged! 4 boys, who are friends, one so happens to be the Head Auror's son and the Co-Head Auror's nephew. Rigged much.)

15) Find a dress that makes me look like a slut and wear it around the office.

16) Explain why I'm wearing the dress. (Because I can pretend I'm a New jersey *IMAGINE "NEW JERSEY" IS IN A BAD NEW JERSEY ACCENT* and everyone will be uplifted by my enlighting concept.)

17) Write a novel on my 30 things.

18) Actually write in the stars. (How cool)

19) Go to a muggle school and pose as a student when they learn about slaves and say "I am a free elf"

20) Try to explain to Harry about why I did it and how I ended up in a muggle prision... (Not my fault they thought I was a pedophile.)

21) Find a gay bestfriend.

22) Get a pet dog that can sing.

23) Make a new religion atleast one person oher than me decides to join.

24) Say hello in a creepy fashion to everyone I meet.

25) Clap slowly as someone enters the department and talk and move slowly.

27) Become a unicorn.

28) Figure out why I'm called Evie. (IT'S A NAME OF A BLOODY POKÉMON! HONESTLY WHAT MY MOTHER DEAREST THINKS OF!)

29) Say some random gibberish and pretend it's french.

30) Stay up all night and go to work and see the effects.