disclaimer: i only kinda own inara. not the name though thats from joss wendon(hope i spelt it right) hes a mastermind and so is wolfgang peterson (i love troy and wish i owned it)oh and dont own troy :) opsie

author note: i'm sorry if the start to this is boring but it will get betta i've tried to make it kinda funny.i would also apreciate any suggestions for plot direction coz i'm kinda going no where. i only know the key points. and plz keep reading on i have a quite a lot of ppl that enjoy it and i want you to give it a chance. its not all bad. plz read on :(

She opened the large wooden door to their bedroom, and crept down the marble staircase, it was her peace, her way of escaping the awkwardness after their arguments. She knew that when she married him he was overpowering and temperamental, he was a warrior, it was expected. But this fight put her over the edge. He wanted her to accompany him to war, she always did, but she found out she was pregnant, she couldn't go now! But he was stubborn and wouldn't let her explain, so she went and made a bed in the guest room. It was going to be a long day tomorrow.

"INARA OPEN UP!" Achilles shouted as he banged on the door.

"GET LOST U BASTARD!"

"WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW?" he asked.

"I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU!" Inara shouted.

"Is that all" he went quiet "WELL YOU'VE GOT NO CHOICE, I'LL DRAG YOU ONTO THE SHIP IF I MUST!"

"I'M NOT GOING!"

Inara noticed the window open and crept out. Still in her dark blue, silk bed robe, she ran down the front path and pass Patroclus.

"You haven't seen me" she whispered.

Patroclus walked inside and saw his cousin banging on the door

"INARA!"

"OPEN UP NOW!"

"You're wasting your time she's not in there" Patroclus said calmly

"Oh shit she's going to kill me" he said as he watched Achilles run outside after his wife.

Inara made it down to the Warf and heard loud shouting and screams.

"OH NO!" she screamed.

running though the market she knocked down a stall.

"SORRY!" she shouted as she turned the corner.

Inara quickly saw an open ceramic shop and ran inside, catching her breath, she backed up and hid behind the shelves; picking up a plate, she whispered to the shop keeper "I'm going to buy this". Achilles heard her faint whisper and crept behind the door.

"AHAA!" he yelled as he jumped in the doorway.

SMASH Inara whacked Achilles in the head with the plate, pushing him out of the way she ran out and around the corner.

After he regained consciousness Achilles chased his wife down the street and spear tackled her to the ground, straddling her to pin her down.

"GET OFF ME YOU IDIOT YOUR GOING TO HURT THE BABY YOU FAT LUMP OF LARD!" achilles face turn from amusement to utter confusion,

"Baby?" he paused "that's what this is about?" he paused again.

"Well you're still going" he said as he picked Inara off the ground and chucked her over his shoulder.

"LET GO!" Inara shouted kicking her legs around. Achilles ignored her.

"Good morning" he said to a stunned bystander as he carried his wife home.

On the way up the stairs they walked passed Patroclus who was met by a death stare from Inara. "I'm going to kill you!" she mouthed as her husband carried her up the stairs. Truly petrified Patroclus turned around and said to himself and sighed "wouldn't be the first time" and he walked out to the garden.

The pair reached the room and Achilles threw Inara on the bed.

"I'm going to leave you her while I talk to Odysseus, so go get changed" Achilles ordered as he left the room.

"Oh and stay inside!" he whined.

Achilles left and locked the door.

"You know I won't", Inara whispered as she changed into a white and gold robe.

After doing so she grabbed a rope from her draw and opened the window, she tied the rope to the balcony rail and abseiled down the wall. Inara then tied the lose end of the rope to a rock and threw it into the open window.

"What was that?" she heard her husband say.

"Oh go se(shit)!" she softly replied.

"Never mind Achilles your wife's probably in a mood" Odysseus said. They both entered the garden laughing like loons.

"Men?" Inara said rolling her eyes. She was hiding behind the wall to eavesdrop.

"She's holding my child Odysseus, why is she so…?" Achilles couldn't finish.

"I have no clue my friend, the female population will always be a mystery to us" Odysseus said cracking a small smile while taking a sip of wine.

"She wants me to stay"

"Will you?" Odysseus asked.

"I don't want to, but I can't leave without her". Inara almost felt a tear in her eyes, but she wasn't going. She couldn't. She had to make a stand.

"Good morning boys" Inara said as she gracefully walked towards them from behind the wall. The men confusingly stared at the beautiful woman her brown, loose curls hanging either side of her shoulders.

"War has young men dying and old men talking" she said sarcastically with a sigh and a smile.

"I'm not old!" Achilles joked, Inara ignored him.

"Has my husband bored you to death yet Odysseus?"

"Not quite, but what intrigues me more is how you got out of the bedroom? I heard you were under lock down"

"The window" she said diverting her eyes to the wine.

Odysseus scaled the balcony, spotting the rope and smiled.

"Abseiling, quite a talented one you have there Achilles". Inara smiled and took a sip of wine.

"Not for you!" achillis said as he stole the wine out of Inara's hands

"You're pregnant".

"Well until you can carry this child I'm going to drink!" she then snatched the goblet out of achillis hand and refilled it. She then stood up and left.

"Achilles I'm not on speaking terms with you any more, good day Odysseus".

Inara walked off and up the stairs.

Achilles watched his wife leave and then noticed his cousin Patroclus coming forward.

"OWWW! INARA I'M SORRY. IT SLIPPED OUT." Patroclus picked up Inara's sandal that had just hit him and approached his cousin.

"She's angry with me again" Patroclus said rubbing his head.

"You're not the only one" Achilles said while taking a sip of wine.

"Is it that time of the month or something?" Patroclus asked.

"No, worse. She's pregnant, so expect a change." Achilles replied.

"Oh!" there was a silence. "Well congratulations!" Patroclus said warmly with a smile.

"Yes" Achillis mumbled. Achillis then walk off to the bedroom.

"Children do this to a family", Odysseus joked. He then finished his wine and headed off.