I do not own Final Fantasy VII or it's characters, Square Enix does, I do however own Matrix Jones, and the idea to this story, do not use my character or story idea without permission.
One day cid broke his leg, and Matrix, Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, Cait Sith, and Vincent were taking care of him.
Cid: YEOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Tifa: WHAT!!!!
Cid: THAT HURT YOU IDIOT!
Cloud: SHUT UP!!!
Cid: MAKE ME YOU SPIKY HAIRED FREAK!!!!!!
Cloud: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!
Cid: Not so loud you idiot!
Cloud: I'll kill you!
Cid: AGHHHHH HELP!!!!!!
Yuffie: What, CLOUD STOP!!!!!
Cloud: Not a chance!
Yuffie: I'll throw out your hair mousse.
Cloud: MY MOUSSE!!!!!!
Cloud runs out of the room to protect his mousse.
Yuffie: You owe me.
Cid: Thanks!
A few weeks later...
Cid: My leg's better, sorry i've been a pain in the Behind
Tifa: Don't worry about it, where's Cloud.
Cloud: I COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
Cid:AGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Cid wets his pants. Cloud laughs like a Hyena, then Cid punches Cloud and they start fighting, and Cid is hitting Cloud over the head with his spear.
Cloud: OWWWW!!!!
Tifa screams for help, and everyone comes in and breaks Cid and Cloud up. They don't talk to each other all week, then everything turns back to normal, after Cid get some more smokes.
The End
