TA: Wow. My first Neopets fic on FF.net I don't own the characters used I
this or the song. My Neopets SN is snowfox176 for those who may be
interested.
Doc Sloth went down to Neopia
He was lookin' for a pet to steal
He was in a bind, he was way behind
He was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Practicing for Battledome in the sun so hot
Doc Sloth jumped up on a money tree stump
And said "Boy let me tell you what!"
"I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a battledomer too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you fight a pretty good battle boy
But give Doc Sloth his due
I bet a paintbrush set against your pet
Cuz I think I'm better than you!"
The man said "My name's Adam
And let me finish this fight I'm in
I'll take your bet but you're gonna regret
I'm the best battledomer there ever has been!"
Adam heal up your pet and Lupe attack hard
Cuz hell's broke loose in Neopia
And Doctor Sloth deals the card
And if you win you get this lovely complete paintbrush set
But if you lose then Doc Sloth get yer pet!
Doc Sloth opened up a bag
And said "I'll start this game"
An evil smile curled round his face
As he called out a name
The little bag began to shake
And Sloth gave a demonic grin
And a mutant Grundo appeared forth
Quoth Sloth: Let the fight begin!
When Sloth finished his attack
Adam said "You're pretty good old son
But sit down in that chair right there
Let me show ya how it's done!
Fire in the battledome, run Lupe run!
Sloth in the 'dome with the rising sun
Lupe throwin lightning, fighting Grundo
Sloth's goin' down with a ball of snow
Doc Sloth bowed his head because
He knew that he'd been beat
And he laid the complete paintbrush set
On the ground by Adam's feet
Adam said, "Sloth just come on back
If you ever wanna try again!
I done told you once you spotty-bummed thief
I'm the best there's ever been!"
Fire in the battledome, run Lupe run!
Sloth in the 'dome with the rising sun
Lupe throwin lightning, fighting Grundo
Sloth's goin' down with a ball of snow
Doc Sloth went down to Neopia
He was lookin' for a pet to steal
He was in a bind, he was way behind
He was willin' to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Practicing for Battledome in the sun so hot
Doc Sloth jumped up on a money tree stump
And said "Boy let me tell you what!"
"I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a battledomer too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you fight a pretty good battle boy
But give Doc Sloth his due
I bet a paintbrush set against your pet
Cuz I think I'm better than you!"
The man said "My name's Adam
And let me finish this fight I'm in
I'll take your bet but you're gonna regret
I'm the best battledomer there ever has been!"
Adam heal up your pet and Lupe attack hard
Cuz hell's broke loose in Neopia
And Doctor Sloth deals the card
And if you win you get this lovely complete paintbrush set
But if you lose then Doc Sloth get yer pet!
Doc Sloth opened up a bag
And said "I'll start this game"
An evil smile curled round his face
As he called out a name
The little bag began to shake
And Sloth gave a demonic grin
And a mutant Grundo appeared forth
Quoth Sloth: Let the fight begin!
When Sloth finished his attack
Adam said "You're pretty good old son
But sit down in that chair right there
Let me show ya how it's done!
Fire in the battledome, run Lupe run!
Sloth in the 'dome with the rising sun
Lupe throwin lightning, fighting Grundo
Sloth's goin' down with a ball of snow
Doc Sloth bowed his head because
He knew that he'd been beat
And he laid the complete paintbrush set
On the ground by Adam's feet
Adam said, "Sloth just come on back
If you ever wanna try again!
I done told you once you spotty-bummed thief
I'm the best there's ever been!"
Fire in the battledome, run Lupe run!
Sloth in the 'dome with the rising sun
Lupe throwin lightning, fighting Grundo
Sloth's goin' down with a ball of snow