THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING – HARRY'S SIDE
(the…umm…"different" …version…)
Harry ran out of the forest as soon as he saw what happened to Bart Crouch. Instead of going to the castle- like the smart, highly stylized Harry from the Popular children's book Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, Harry headed directly to a desolate mountain path some 3,664,647 miles from Hogwarts. As he clambered up the trail, he heard someone say, "Hmm…looks tasty…"
At this moment, Harry thought that it was a mountain troll, talking about him. As he crept up behind the party, he realized that they were deformed trolls. They were about 3 feet shorter than him. He ran out in front of them and while running noticed their fine choice of dining- Insta-Bagels.
Anyhow, Harry ran up to a rather short ugly fellow and cried "Professor, Mr. Crouch, he's ill or something! You've got to come!"
As they raised their left eyebrows at him, which he thought was some stupid troll greeting or something, decided not to listen to the next comment.
"Woaw! What happened to your head!?!?!? Did you get in a fight with a lawn mower?!?!?" He then tried to remember what his psychiatrist said to do whenever a insult was thrown at him. He took three deep breaths, and fell into a peaceful meditation. In with the good, out with the bad he repeated to himself. About 93 minutes later, when the fool stopped laughing at his stupid joke, he was awakened by a voice saying something he had said himself before his self-esteem classes.
"Ohh…well…there goes my self-esteem balloon…"
He decided to comfort this rather nasty being, and said "There, there." The wretched being then tried to make conversation with him.
"So, ummm…who are you again?" Harry, not knowing elfish humor (they don't have humor), decided to reply with a joke.
"Lara Croft." He replied confidently.
(the…umm…"different" …version…)
Harry ran out of the forest as soon as he saw what happened to Bart Crouch. Instead of going to the castle- like the smart, highly stylized Harry from the Popular children's book Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, Harry headed directly to a desolate mountain path some 3,664,647 miles from Hogwarts. As he clambered up the trail, he heard someone say, "Hmm…looks tasty…"
At this moment, Harry thought that it was a mountain troll, talking about him. As he crept up behind the party, he realized that they were deformed trolls. They were about 3 feet shorter than him. He ran out in front of them and while running noticed their fine choice of dining- Insta-Bagels.
Anyhow, Harry ran up to a rather short ugly fellow and cried "Professor, Mr. Crouch, he's ill or something! You've got to come!"
As they raised their left eyebrows at him, which he thought was some stupid troll greeting or something, decided not to listen to the next comment.
"Woaw! What happened to your head!?!?!? Did you get in a fight with a lawn mower?!?!?" He then tried to remember what his psychiatrist said to do whenever a insult was thrown at him. He took three deep breaths, and fell into a peaceful meditation. In with the good, out with the bad he repeated to himself. About 93 minutes later, when the fool stopped laughing at his stupid joke, he was awakened by a voice saying something he had said himself before his self-esteem classes.
"Ohh…well…there goes my self-esteem balloon…"
He decided to comfort this rather nasty being, and said "There, there." The wretched being then tried to make conversation with him.
"So, ummm…who are you again?" Harry, not knowing elfish humor (they don't have humor), decided to reply with a joke.
"Lara Croft." He replied confidently.