1 Category: G-R
Rating: G
Theme: slight yaoi?
Authorized for Archive: hai
2 **'Kemi's mine.**
3 Comparisons
By Take and Kinlun (August 1998)
Takemi, Hiei, and Kurama sat on a bench in the park, watching the scene unfolding before them with a mixture of horror and fascination on their faces. Even Hiei, whose features usually gave nothing away, was watching the two in slight disgust.
"How can they do that? In public, no less?" he growled, removing his sunglasses.
"I don't know…" Kurama's voice was faint.
"They don't do that back in the Makai, do they?" 'Kemi asked. "Or not in the open, at least. That's pretty shameless. I never saw you or any of your 'friends' doing it, aniki."
"I never did," came the strangled reply. "I hope to Inari they didn't either."
The three youkais' eyes widened in shock. They'd definitely never seen that done before, even with all the travelling done amongst them. "Eww…" they said in unison.
"Hn. Must be a ningen thing." Hiei shot a wary glance at his lover.
Takemi regarded the two partially concealed behind the bush in revulsion. "They should make a law prohibiting that in public…wow. It's so…big. I didn't think they came in that size. How did it fit?" She gasped. "Did you see that? He swallowed it!"
"Mm, salty!" one of the humans piped up.
Kurama looked queasy. "Can we do something else, onegai?"
"I wonder if Yuusuke or Kuwabara ever…" 'Kemi's voice trailed off, lapsing into silence once more as she continued to ogle the pair.
"If that moron did, I'm not letting him get anywhere near Yukina, no matter what she says,"
"Mine's bigger'n your's!" a voice yelled.
"I can't believe this. They're comparing!" Hiei grunted. Now he looked queasy as well.
"Oh yeah, well I can make a bigger one – just give me five minutes!"
"Who does he think he is, Superman?" Takemi muttered.
"Wow, what a whopper! Let's see how long it takes you to get it down!"
"He's doing it again…" Kurama moaned. Beside him, Takemi was beginning to look ill.
"Yuck! It's too slimy! It's getting stuck going down my throat…yech, there's a bitter aftertaste."
"Can we go now – I really didn't need to see that," Kurama pleaded.
"It's my turn!"
"Can't you go any deeper?"
"I'll try, but it's already stretched pretty wide."
"That's it, I'm leaving," Kurama announced, getting to his feet. The other two voyeurs followed. They all had faintly green tinges to their skin.
From behind the bush, a voice shouted, "No more, no more! I can't do it again, it hurts too much! It's raw from all that activity!"
"Yatta! I won!"
The two little boys grinned at each other mischievously, as little boys are wont to do.
"It's not over yet. Just wait until my nose heals, then we'll see who can dig the biggest booger!"
The End!
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Author's notes^_^
Take: Thanks Kinlun for all the help, information, and ideas…though how you knew what a booger tastes like I don't wanna know.
Kinlun: Hey! Wait a second, I'm not the one who came up with the idea of this story in the first place.
Take: …(drat, he has me there…) Anyway, I hope you liked this one Dimitri. Ja ne!
Rating: G
Theme: slight yaoi?
Authorized for Archive: hai
2 **'Kemi's mine.**
3 Comparisons
By Take and Kinlun (August 1998)
Takemi, Hiei, and Kurama sat on a bench in the park, watching the scene unfolding before them with a mixture of horror and fascination on their faces. Even Hiei, whose features usually gave nothing away, was watching the two in slight disgust.
"How can they do that? In public, no less?" he growled, removing his sunglasses.
"I don't know…" Kurama's voice was faint.
"They don't do that back in the Makai, do they?" 'Kemi asked. "Or not in the open, at least. That's pretty shameless. I never saw you or any of your 'friends' doing it, aniki."
"I never did," came the strangled reply. "I hope to Inari they didn't either."
The three youkais' eyes widened in shock. They'd definitely never seen that done before, even with all the travelling done amongst them. "Eww…" they said in unison.
"Hn. Must be a ningen thing." Hiei shot a wary glance at his lover.
Takemi regarded the two partially concealed behind the bush in revulsion. "They should make a law prohibiting that in public…wow. It's so…big. I didn't think they came in that size. How did it fit?" She gasped. "Did you see that? He swallowed it!"
"Mm, salty!" one of the humans piped up.
Kurama looked queasy. "Can we do something else, onegai?"
"I wonder if Yuusuke or Kuwabara ever…" 'Kemi's voice trailed off, lapsing into silence once more as she continued to ogle the pair.
"If that moron did, I'm not letting him get anywhere near Yukina, no matter what she says,"
"Mine's bigger'n your's!" a voice yelled.
"I can't believe this. They're comparing!" Hiei grunted. Now he looked queasy as well.
"Oh yeah, well I can make a bigger one – just give me five minutes!"
"Who does he think he is, Superman?" Takemi muttered.
"Wow, what a whopper! Let's see how long it takes you to get it down!"
"He's doing it again…" Kurama moaned. Beside him, Takemi was beginning to look ill.
"Yuck! It's too slimy! It's getting stuck going down my throat…yech, there's a bitter aftertaste."
"Can we go now – I really didn't need to see that," Kurama pleaded.
"It's my turn!"
"Can't you go any deeper?"
"I'll try, but it's already stretched pretty wide."
"That's it, I'm leaving," Kurama announced, getting to his feet. The other two voyeurs followed. They all had faintly green tinges to their skin.
From behind the bush, a voice shouted, "No more, no more! I can't do it again, it hurts too much! It's raw from all that activity!"
"Yatta! I won!"
The two little boys grinned at each other mischievously, as little boys are wont to do.
"It's not over yet. Just wait until my nose heals, then we'll see who can dig the biggest booger!"
The End!
*****************************
Author's notes^_^
Take: Thanks Kinlun for all the help, information, and ideas…though how you knew what a booger tastes like I don't wanna know.
Kinlun: Hey! Wait a second, I'm not the one who came up with the idea of this story in the first place.
Take: …(drat, he has me there…) Anyway, I hope you liked this one Dimitri. Ja ne!