*Standard disclaimers*
Roozu Uipu: Bara no Seikatsu
By Take (October 1998)
Yo. Down here, in Kurama's hand. Hai, there's a rose talking to you - why, surprised?
It's not as easy a life as it looks, being a rose, I mean. I keep getting evolved and de-evolved every time that crazy youko gets himself into trouble. I sorta hibernate in his hair until I'm needed, and then, suddenly, I'm rudely awakened without so much as a by-your-leave, thanks so much. It doesn't stop there - I grow and bloom in a blink of an eye, and am usually pullet out into a long thorny whip. At the speed that I grow, I'm surprised I haven't gotten any stretch marks yet. Sheesh, talk about growing pains.
That's not even the worst of it. If it were possible, I'd go to a chiropractor and bill that youko for whiplash treatment - I get it EVERY SINGLE TIME he snaps me!
He uses me as a throwing dagger - how would you like it if you were hurtled through the air and embedded in something up to your knees, at least? Wouldn't be so fun then, ne? Or how about getting your head ripped off and scattered around in one of those Fuuka Enbujin thingys? Abuse, I tell you, abuse! Dammit, I deserve a raise for all this grief I'm put through! Waitaminute, I don't get paid for this in the first place. Aw, crap.
~Owari~
Roozu Uipu: Bara no Seikatsu
By Take (October 1998)
Yo. Down here, in Kurama's hand. Hai, there's a rose talking to you - why, surprised?
It's not as easy a life as it looks, being a rose, I mean. I keep getting evolved and de-evolved every time that crazy youko gets himself into trouble. I sorta hibernate in his hair until I'm needed, and then, suddenly, I'm rudely awakened without so much as a by-your-leave, thanks so much. It doesn't stop there - I grow and bloom in a blink of an eye, and am usually pullet out into a long thorny whip. At the speed that I grow, I'm surprised I haven't gotten any stretch marks yet. Sheesh, talk about growing pains.
That's not even the worst of it. If it were possible, I'd go to a chiropractor and bill that youko for whiplash treatment - I get it EVERY SINGLE TIME he snaps me!
He uses me as a throwing dagger - how would you like it if you were hurtled through the air and embedded in something up to your knees, at least? Wouldn't be so fun then, ne? Or how about getting your head ripped off and scattered around in one of those Fuuka Enbujin thingys? Abuse, I tell you, abuse! Dammit, I deserve a raise for all this grief I'm put through! Waitaminute, I don't get paid for this in the first place. Aw, crap.
~Owari~