An Adventury Story with Lots of Spooky Doom!
By: The Letter |\/|
[A/N: Hey Zim and Jhonen fans! I am the author and this is my story. I am a first time author so this is my first story. Please R&R and be gentle. THX! –The Letter M]
!$ Disclaimer: I do not own: Zim, Gaz, Dib, Bloaty's, or anything else really for that matter! They belong to Jhonen Vasquez, Nickelodeon, Viacom, and some other people probably. I don't own Kool-Aide either. I do, however, own Lin, Max, Kit, and the internet café, "The Server". They are MINE! And you can't have them! So NYAH!!$!
Note: I hereby give permission for all people that read this to throw sticks at me because this IS a self insertion. Man, how lame can I get? Oh well. Don't say I didn't warn you!
An Adventury Story with Lots of Spooky Doom!
Chapter 1: Truth be Told
Radio Voice Guy: It looks like it'll be another cloudy day with some chances of rain in the afternoon. Now, news with Natalie.
Natalie: 3 men were injured in a car accident last night when one man discovered an alligator egg hatching in his pants pocket. No news on who could've put the egg there, but police believe it was a prank played on him by one of his friends. All 3 men are in various states of health. In other news-
** A hand shuts off the alarm. A groggy 15 year old boy flings his legs over the side of his bed and scratches his forehead. He puts his glasses on over his light hazel eyes and wearily stands up. **
15 minutes later
**The boy, who can now be identified as Dib…uh…I don't really know his last name… walks into the kitchen and sits down at the table across from his sister, Gaz. He pours himself a bowl of Cocoa-Splodey. **
[A/N: 1. I don't own Cocoa-Splodey. 2. Blah! Eat Cocoa-Splodey! 3. Yes. He IS wearing clothes now.]
**Breakfast goes along silently until Dib looks at his watch. **
Dib: We better get goin' so we're not late.
**They both put on their backpacks and leave for skool. **
At Hi-Skool
**Everyone seems to be settled in their seats. The bell rings and skool starts. **
Teacher: Today we'll be learning about cyanide and its uses. We'll be watching a video. Take notes. You will be quizzed!
**No one seems affected by the teacher's dramatic display. Someone yawns. Dib sits at his desk and stares into space. He had learned all about cyanide AND its uses in Mrs. Bitters's class. Instead he thought about his newest plan to get into and destroy Zim's labs. **
Bell: Ring
[A/N: Hmm…]
**After seven more tortuous classes, the bell rings again, signaling the end of the skool day. Everyone seems to sigh with relief at once, and the masses slowly pour from the building into the streets. It is raining. Dib and Gaz meet in front of the skool. **
Dib: I'll be home around 5 ok?
Gaz: Whatever.
**The two set off in opposite directions. **
20 minutes later
**Dib arrives at "The Server", a cheeky internet café that serves up a mean frappuccino. He goes to the counter, orders a large coffee, sits down at a computer, and gets lost in government conspiracy websites. Suddenly, on a nearby screen, he sees an all too familiar sight - Zim's base! And not just the outside of the house. Someone had gotten into his labs and was posting pictures of it on… (Dun, Dun, DUN!!) THE INTERNET! Dib jumps up and walks over to the user of the computer. **
[A\N: I don't own "frappuccino" or "The Internet".]
Dib: *still looking at the monitor* What site is this?!
Person we haven't seen yet: It's mine. Do you like it?
Dib: Yes! How did you get them? The pictures, I mean.
P.W.H.S.Y: I took them myself.
**Dib steps away now and turns to face this person. It is a girl. She is probably his age. About 5'5". She has long brown-blonde hair and blue eyes behind ovular glasses. She also has bangs that frame her face down to her collarbone, and a spike of hair that falls down between her eyes. She is wearing a black T-shirt, jeans, and black boots. An army jacket is draped on the back of her chair. **
[A/N: Observant little thing, isn't he?]
Dib: Who are you? And how did you infiltrate Zim's base?
Girl: Not here. I'll walk you home. We'll talk.
** Dib puts on his backpack and grabs his coffee. The two head out. **
After about 5 minutes of walking in complete and awkward silence
Girl: My name's Lin.
Dib: I'm Dib.
Lin: I know.
Dib: Huh!?
Lin: That's right. I had to learn the motives of Zim's other enemy.
Dib: Exactly how much do you know about me?
Lin: Enough.
Dib: Enough!? How much is enough!?
Lin: Hmm… I know that you've been mutilated, killed, brought back to life, turned inside-out, been into space at least twice, been turned into bologna, chased down Count Cocoa-Fang, been rescued by your own sister, gone through your own head while passing through dimensions, AND, you're a member of an elite secret society known as the swollen eyeballs, Agent Mothman. Is that "enough" for you?
Dib: Uh… yeah… I guess so. Wait… you've been watching me for that long!? Isn't that stalking?
Lin: Not if no one knows you're doing it.
Dib: What about you? You seem to know my life story. What's yours? Huh? And why haven't I ever seen you at skool?! And this isn't the way to my house!
Lin: Hmm… You never stop asking questions do you?
Dib: No, not really.
Lin: Here's my life story: I was born and so was my brother. Just not at the same time. 7 years later. I live with my mom and brother. My favorite flavor is cherry but I don't like cherry pie and I don't like Monopoly. By the way, I told you I would walk you home, but I didn't say when. We're goin to my house!
Dib: Oh. Ok.
5 minutes of awkward silence
Lin: So… You're trying to save the world?
Dib: Uh… yeah…
Lin: Ah.
**They reach Lin's house, Lin's little brother is sitting cross-legged on the floor watching TV. **
TV: AAAAHH!!! …It's all that's left of him... his big toe!!
Lin: I'm home, Max!
**Lin hangs her army jacket on a hook. She walks into the kitchen and starts filling a clear plastic bottle with transparent red liquid.**
Lin: Cherry Kool-Aide. Want some?
Dib: Got any soda?
[A/N: Awww… poor Dib. His coffee seems to have disappeared!]
Lin: Poop and Cherry Poop
Dib: Cherry Poop, Thanks.
[A/N: I don't own Poop or Cherry Poop, either.]
Lin: Come on.
**She hands him the can of soda and they start up some stairs. They reach Lin's room. She shuts the door and sits down at a computer. Her screen displays a live web cam of Zim's base**
Dib: How'd you get all the cameras in there?
Lin: Ah the magic of nanotechnology.
**Lin opens a small box on her desk revealing a litany of tiny spider-like robots.**
Lin: (continuing) These are my soldiers. Each one is remotely controlled and has a micro camera built into its head.
After explaining how she will infiltrate Zim's base in excruciating detail
Dib: Holy Crap!
Lin: What?
Dib: It's 5:15.
Lin: So? Mysterious Mysteries doesn't start for another 3 hours and 45 minutes
[A/N: I don't own Mysterious Mysteries of Spooky Mystery either.]
Dib: I really gotta get home, ok? Can we take a rain check on you walking me?
Lin: Sure.
**Lin stood up and the two went downstairs. Max was still watching TV. Lin stood on the front porch and waved sharply. Dib waved back, turned, and started running in the direction of his house. Lin sits down in a white chair. Max sat cross-legged on the floor in front of her. **
Max: Soooo… how was the makeout session?!
**Lin kicked her little brother in the back and grabbed the remote. Her favorite TV show was about to start. **
[A/N: You can all guess what that is]
Thanks for getting this far! Please R&R! Ch. 2 is coming soon! BTW: I still don't own anything that I didn't create. That really bites! Although I do own a Zim T-Shirt and some buttons. BTW: Aren't you proud of me? I'm using correct punctuation and everything!!!
Thanks again!
-The Letter |\/|
By: The Letter |\/|
[A/N: Hey Zim and Jhonen fans! I am the author and this is my story. I am a first time author so this is my first story. Please R&R and be gentle. THX! –The Letter M]
!$ Disclaimer: I do not own: Zim, Gaz, Dib, Bloaty's, or anything else really for that matter! They belong to Jhonen Vasquez, Nickelodeon, Viacom, and some other people probably. I don't own Kool-Aide either. I do, however, own Lin, Max, Kit, and the internet café, "The Server". They are MINE! And you can't have them! So NYAH!!$!
Note: I hereby give permission for all people that read this to throw sticks at me because this IS a self insertion. Man, how lame can I get? Oh well. Don't say I didn't warn you!
An Adventury Story with Lots of Spooky Doom!
Chapter 1: Truth be Told
Radio Voice Guy: It looks like it'll be another cloudy day with some chances of rain in the afternoon. Now, news with Natalie.
Natalie: 3 men were injured in a car accident last night when one man discovered an alligator egg hatching in his pants pocket. No news on who could've put the egg there, but police believe it was a prank played on him by one of his friends. All 3 men are in various states of health. In other news-
** A hand shuts off the alarm. A groggy 15 year old boy flings his legs over the side of his bed and scratches his forehead. He puts his glasses on over his light hazel eyes and wearily stands up. **
15 minutes later
**The boy, who can now be identified as Dib…uh…I don't really know his last name… walks into the kitchen and sits down at the table across from his sister, Gaz. He pours himself a bowl of Cocoa-Splodey. **
[A/N: 1. I don't own Cocoa-Splodey. 2. Blah! Eat Cocoa-Splodey! 3. Yes. He IS wearing clothes now.]
**Breakfast goes along silently until Dib looks at his watch. **
Dib: We better get goin' so we're not late.
**They both put on their backpacks and leave for skool. **
At Hi-Skool
**Everyone seems to be settled in their seats. The bell rings and skool starts. **
Teacher: Today we'll be learning about cyanide and its uses. We'll be watching a video. Take notes. You will be quizzed!
**No one seems affected by the teacher's dramatic display. Someone yawns. Dib sits at his desk and stares into space. He had learned all about cyanide AND its uses in Mrs. Bitters's class. Instead he thought about his newest plan to get into and destroy Zim's labs. **
Bell: Ring
[A/N: Hmm…]
**After seven more tortuous classes, the bell rings again, signaling the end of the skool day. Everyone seems to sigh with relief at once, and the masses slowly pour from the building into the streets. It is raining. Dib and Gaz meet in front of the skool. **
Dib: I'll be home around 5 ok?
Gaz: Whatever.
**The two set off in opposite directions. **
20 minutes later
**Dib arrives at "The Server", a cheeky internet café that serves up a mean frappuccino. He goes to the counter, orders a large coffee, sits down at a computer, and gets lost in government conspiracy websites. Suddenly, on a nearby screen, he sees an all too familiar sight - Zim's base! And not just the outside of the house. Someone had gotten into his labs and was posting pictures of it on… (Dun, Dun, DUN!!) THE INTERNET! Dib jumps up and walks over to the user of the computer. **
[A\N: I don't own "frappuccino" or "The Internet".]
Dib: *still looking at the monitor* What site is this?!
Person we haven't seen yet: It's mine. Do you like it?
Dib: Yes! How did you get them? The pictures, I mean.
P.W.H.S.Y: I took them myself.
**Dib steps away now and turns to face this person. It is a girl. She is probably his age. About 5'5". She has long brown-blonde hair and blue eyes behind ovular glasses. She also has bangs that frame her face down to her collarbone, and a spike of hair that falls down between her eyes. She is wearing a black T-shirt, jeans, and black boots. An army jacket is draped on the back of her chair. **
[A/N: Observant little thing, isn't he?]
Dib: Who are you? And how did you infiltrate Zim's base?
Girl: Not here. I'll walk you home. We'll talk.
** Dib puts on his backpack and grabs his coffee. The two head out. **
After about 5 minutes of walking in complete and awkward silence
Girl: My name's Lin.
Dib: I'm Dib.
Lin: I know.
Dib: Huh!?
Lin: That's right. I had to learn the motives of Zim's other enemy.
Dib: Exactly how much do you know about me?
Lin: Enough.
Dib: Enough!? How much is enough!?
Lin: Hmm… I know that you've been mutilated, killed, brought back to life, turned inside-out, been into space at least twice, been turned into bologna, chased down Count Cocoa-Fang, been rescued by your own sister, gone through your own head while passing through dimensions, AND, you're a member of an elite secret society known as the swollen eyeballs, Agent Mothman. Is that "enough" for you?
Dib: Uh… yeah… I guess so. Wait… you've been watching me for that long!? Isn't that stalking?
Lin: Not if no one knows you're doing it.
Dib: What about you? You seem to know my life story. What's yours? Huh? And why haven't I ever seen you at skool?! And this isn't the way to my house!
Lin: Hmm… You never stop asking questions do you?
Dib: No, not really.
Lin: Here's my life story: I was born and so was my brother. Just not at the same time. 7 years later. I live with my mom and brother. My favorite flavor is cherry but I don't like cherry pie and I don't like Monopoly. By the way, I told you I would walk you home, but I didn't say when. We're goin to my house!
Dib: Oh. Ok.
5 minutes of awkward silence
Lin: So… You're trying to save the world?
Dib: Uh… yeah…
Lin: Ah.
**They reach Lin's house, Lin's little brother is sitting cross-legged on the floor watching TV. **
TV: AAAAHH!!! …It's all that's left of him... his big toe!!
Lin: I'm home, Max!
**Lin hangs her army jacket on a hook. She walks into the kitchen and starts filling a clear plastic bottle with transparent red liquid.**
Lin: Cherry Kool-Aide. Want some?
Dib: Got any soda?
[A/N: Awww… poor Dib. His coffee seems to have disappeared!]
Lin: Poop and Cherry Poop
Dib: Cherry Poop, Thanks.
[A/N: I don't own Poop or Cherry Poop, either.]
Lin: Come on.
**She hands him the can of soda and they start up some stairs. They reach Lin's room. She shuts the door and sits down at a computer. Her screen displays a live web cam of Zim's base**
Dib: How'd you get all the cameras in there?
Lin: Ah the magic of nanotechnology.
**Lin opens a small box on her desk revealing a litany of tiny spider-like robots.**
Lin: (continuing) These are my soldiers. Each one is remotely controlled and has a micro camera built into its head.
After explaining how she will infiltrate Zim's base in excruciating detail
Dib: Holy Crap!
Lin: What?
Dib: It's 5:15.
Lin: So? Mysterious Mysteries doesn't start for another 3 hours and 45 minutes
[A/N: I don't own Mysterious Mysteries of Spooky Mystery either.]
Dib: I really gotta get home, ok? Can we take a rain check on you walking me?
Lin: Sure.
**Lin stood up and the two went downstairs. Max was still watching TV. Lin stood on the front porch and waved sharply. Dib waved back, turned, and started running in the direction of his house. Lin sits down in a white chair. Max sat cross-legged on the floor in front of her. **
Max: Soooo… how was the makeout session?!
**Lin kicked her little brother in the back and grabbed the remote. Her favorite TV show was about to start. **
[A/N: You can all guess what that is]
Thanks for getting this far! Please R&R! Ch. 2 is coming soon! BTW: I still don't own anything that I didn't create. That really bites! Although I do own a Zim T-Shirt and some buttons. BTW: Aren't you proud of me? I'm using correct punctuation and everything!!!
Thanks again!
-The Letter |\/|