Hi my Names Naruto Uzumaki and I'm a simple American teenager-no matter what my name suggests- with the average amount of every day teen drama, angst, and all around disobedience to any "Authoritative" figures in my life.

I was practically the definition of an average orphan with limited resources, friends, problems, and every other meaningless events common in daily life.

I lived alone in my three bedroom apartment-no idea how I keep up with the rent- filled with orange carpet orange furniture… and other orange things-with some colors other than orange I might add.

My life summed up into one word?

Normal… or at least that used to cover it…

It was a normal day-Staying in the back of the classroom. Cause the "Popular" crowd didn't like me very much and… I just didn't want to deal with their form of retribution, otherwise said: I didn't to want deal actual scorn instead of just social isolation.

I was… well one of the main outcasts in the entire school. I was in the the "Unpopular" crowd and I didn't care… I didn't react to any taunting- which was why I was their favorite target as they couldn't wait for me to metaphorically blow up.

But I didn't: in the end I just started pranking them… everyone knew it was me but no one had proof or had witnessed me in the act so I was home free.

But a week ago I pulled a huge prank and almost every teacher on campus was effected along with the bullies… mainly Jackie Wilcox cause she's a bitch… I decided after that I should stay low for a while.

The day went by without incident and before I knew I was throwing my book bag over my shoulder as I walked down the dreary hallways the sun had gone down a while ago as I had stayed back to finish my science project.

As I walked away someone bumped into me. Knocking me to the side as I turned to look at the culprit only to see a head of familiar long blond hair disappear into the girls bathroom.

Me being me I looked around to make sure no one saw so I didn't to explain why I didn't go in to see if the-now sobbing girl in the bathroom-was okay and sprinted away down the hall and out the front door.

twenty minutes later

*pant* I opened the door to my apartment slamming it shut with a good *bam* sound I went into my room. took of my close and immediately jumped into bed.

Grabbing my laptop that I got last month from a competition. I logged into a game called Fantasy's of Scientific Truth. It was a sci fi fantasy free roam game with-Depending on how you play- came alive as either a sci fi adventure filled with mysterious technology from ages past. Allowing you to anything from turning invisible, to phasing through dimensions. or a mystical adventure frilled with dragons, enchanted swords, and mind blowing spells that would literal break your perception of the world. Or finally you stick to the in between wielding magically enhanced weapon, and technologically augmented spells.

Despite how awesome the game was it was still in the closed beta stage… where I was openly referred to as the master of the game.

I had a character for each path, but I absolutely adored the first character I used which was the middle character who used the magically enhanced weapons… mostly swords but a few sparse guns and things.

I was currently trying to get one of the best weapons in the game. When found the game engine randomly decided an effect it would have when used.

I was hoping to get the apparition effect- allowing the blade to ignore all armor, send out energy blades that did 100 damage that could be charged up to 200 damage, along with a few other effects and it's base damage of a thousand made it one of the best weapons in the game.

It was called the trick sword, because of how many different effects it could be granted. Depending on what effect it ended up having it would look different, like if It was the one I wanted it would be a shiny futuristic looking green, and silver one sided straight sword with a length of about four feet in entirety.

Otherwise said it was completely bad-ass.

But just as I was about to grab the sword from the pedestal a hidden trap activated sending large skewers from the walls and killing me instantly.

"Ahh!" I yelled in frustration as I over reacted I accidentally knocked over my computer, sending it rolling off my bed.

Shooting my arm out to grab the edge of the screen which by the way was still displaying the Game Over screen behind it was the sword prominently displayed on the pedestal. But instead of grabbing the edge I instead pretty much punched the screen.

Closing my eyes I prepared to hear the crack of my computer hitting the ground hard but… All I heard was silence.

My computer was still there… in the exact same place it was when I had pretty much punched it… except for the fact that my hand was now sticking through the screen that had a sort of distorted look surrounding like when you put your hand in the water.

What was even stranger was the fact I could feel my hand touch something… So me being me I grabbed it. After that it was like reality started to effect the computer again as my hand started to slide out of the screen except now I was holding… a sword…

Me being myself I had only one thing to say.

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

Hi my names Naruto Uzumaki and my life use to be normal... I swear!

UPDATE! 1/10/16