Ed Was Free spirited but sadly did not always understand emotions and complicated thoughts, he had been told at a small age by his parents what life was like and did not expect anything to differ from this. Sadly for Ed life is not how his parents had hoped, Smooth and short for Ed.

"Ed do you know what love is?"

Ed sat and stared at the ceiling from his basement/room and sighed, all his comic books stretched all over the room and even a dictionary. He was 16 and still when asked this question he sat in wonder. He loved Sarah, they were family. His parents and friends to but what did his one friend mean by this?

"I'm in love with you."

The words kept going through his head. No one had ever said this to him before, why did they look like they were about to cry? They seemed tense and uneasy; their expression was relief and confession but also seemed to have this small glint, what ever it was it told him that it wasn't something easy to say. "I know!" He sat up straight and smiled twirling his body around pulling on his jacket. "I'll ask Eddy! He's so smart good! With people." he ran up stairs and headed for Eddy's house.

Eddy sat on his round bed with his new "girlfriend" She was blond, quite tall and wore nothing but a thong but she was an air head. Literally she was the blow up doll 2000 which his brother had bought him as these ones were not to easily popped by a simple "Prick" those who loved her called her bubbles. By the population of, Teenagers and then desperate. Old men. "Eddy let me in!" He tried to ignore him but when he started slamming his head against the door it got hard to ignore.

"What do you want mono brow!?" He didn't care but the sooner he answers the sooner he left.

"I shaved my brow Eddy!" Eddy rolled his eyes. "Brilliant! Bye Ed!" But he still continued to give him self further brain damage by banging his head against the door. "!"

Eddy slowly processed it all in his brain."What?" He opened the door during that long sentence he had made his way over to the door and somehow managed to slip into shorts.

"Someone said they loved me eddy and I don't know what to do!" Ed held his head in frustration and pain. He couldn't think it made his head hurt. He bit on his bottom lip and looked down to Eddy for answers. "You came to the right man Ed!" He slammed his door shut as he walked out and sat on his fence. "So who is it?" He brushed his hair back and looked around for anyone who may have confessed.

"I can't tell you I promised him I wouldn't say!" He sloughed as he normally did and ever so slightly drooled as if he had just ran a race. Eddy raised an eye brow and jumped down, there was a way around this! he walked round Ed and started to question. "Describe them, Tall short?" Ed looked to the side for a moment and thought; He had a big goofy smile. "He's not as tall as me eddy!" Eddy then paused and hummed in thought.

"So… it's a guy then?" Ed stood up straight and bit his bottom lip going bright red. He was right. "Is it Kevin?" he shook his head, his mother always said god loves a Trier he always hoped that Kevin was secretly gay so he could mock him, Oh well. All he could think of was sock head and Timmy; the others were either to in love with a goat or a plank of wood to even think about human beings. "Dorks"

"Eddy you got to help me!" Eddy didn't want to help. He wanted to play, who ever it was who has confessed to Ed had so major blackmailing material against him. Could mean payday "don't worry Ed!" He placed an arm round his shoulder. "Eddy's here to help."

Eddy had arranged for all the guys in the street to meet him at his house so he could question each and everyone! But so far no one seemed suspicious, he had questioned every one but Double Dee "So Double Dee what would you say your relationship with Ed was?" He lifted up his sun glasses and balanced him self on two legs of his chair placing his feet on the table for support. "Why what ever do you mean Eddy? We are friends or two of the three musketeers! Definitely" He smiled and twiddled his thumbs. Eddy looked him up and down. "Oh really..." He looked at his smile. Fake. "What are his best features?" He looked down at his hands. He went to answer but was interrupted. He had to go home.

Ed sat on his bed. He had no answers to his question. At 7 O'clock eddy got his Internet back and went to watch those shows with naked ladies in them, He hadn't got the answer he wanted or any for that matter. Only further questions. This caused him only more confusion, hurting his head even more. He started to cry and think back to that moment. Ed didn't even know he cried. "My head hurts!" He moaned and held his head. It was 12 at night, that person helped him learn the time. He didn't know why. There was a tap at his window. At one time if he heard that tap he'd think it was a flesh eating zombie. That person helped him prove they were all dead for good. He walked to the window pulling his top off to show his quite muscular body from running round stupidly all these years.

"Ed let me in!" Ed opened the window once opened they slowly climbed in through the small window that only a child could fit, But he was slim and could just squeeze through. "Eddy says that who ever is in love with me must be a bone head but what dose he mean by in love!" He cried knowing fine will that everyone else was now in a deep slumber upstairs. Double Dee took of his hat and twisted it as it had gotten wet, it was raining out side. He sat down on the bed and pulled Ed along with him. He held Ed's face in his hand and caressed his cheek.

"I didn't think you would understand." Ed looked into his eyes he was still crying, to see double Dee crying made it worse. Double Dee held his hand and kissed him on the lips softly and quickly. "Explain what you mean!" He shouted unable to control him self. He buried his face in double Dee's neck and cried as double Dee held him.

"Ed" He placed the Palm of his hand on Ed's chest above his heart and smiled. "I Love you, I want to be closer to you." Ed grinded his teeth and looked around for an answer, he still didn't understand. "Double Dee!" he was pushed down on the bed and double Dee slowly started to kiss his chest rubbing his pants making him hard. Ed Understood sex, Eddy had told him. He knew that kissing was what married people did. "Double Dee, if you kiss dose that mean love." He stopped kissing him and looked at Ed.

"Pardon?" Double Dee lay on top of Ed.

"Moms and dad kiss they have a special love, so they kiss." He smiled to him that made sense. "They say that they don't want anyone else than each other."

Double Dee had tears and his eyes and smiled. "That's it Ed." He smiled and crawled up to look deep into his eyes. "Do you love anyone like that?"

Ed came to this, "When you love like that you kiss them, every day so you stay together."

Ed kissed double Dee softly on the lips.