This is based off of Amberdiamondswords's Diamond Dare Show! So, Amber, please don't kill me, but I'm gonna borrow Ratchet and Clank for a while now. And please don't sue. *eyes turn into waterfalls* Unless you're gonna sue me for this one penny I found in my piggy bank. *camera flashes over to a busted piggy bank and one penny that lies in the broken plastic*
Disclaimer: I don't own this or anything else
It was a very boring day in the city of Metropolis. Ratchet and Clank were relaxing in their apartment watching their holo-vision and in the blink of an eye, they were suddenly teleported out of their apartment, and after a few seconds, their leather chairs and large holo-vision were teleported. When Ratchet and Clank teleported into what looked to be some sort of arena, four more people suddenly teleported into the said arena. There was a man with long ears and blonde hair with green roots and a orange rat on his left shoulder along with what looked to be a tall raccoon wearing a blue shirt and a cane in his right hand who was accompanied with a turtle in a wheel chair that hovered off the ground by a few inches.
"WELCOME! WELCOME!" A dark furred Lombax with long ears called out. "Welcome, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, and Sly Cooper and Bentley! Welcome to...The PlayStation Heroes Truth or Extremely Awesome and Hilarious Dare! I would say Show, but I'm afraid Swords Evelyn would stab me a billion times in the butt with her diamond sword. And then steal Clank and take him back to DDS." The brown furred Lombax said as they twirled a cane that was a similar shape to Sly's, yet the color of the metal matched Jak's armor. "Well excuse me toots...or dude...I can't really tell which, but why have you brought us here?" Daxter shouted from Jak's shoulder. "I have brought you here because I am freakin' Jak Cooper the Lombax! Plus I was getting kinda tired of sitting here with a tablet typing and reading stories. Plus I laugh my butt off whenever I read any of Amberdiamondsword's work of The Diamond Dare Show. Go read some of those. They're priceless." The Lombax spoke to the six heroes.
"Like I'm playing this stupid game." Jak spoke as he crossed his arms and glared in anger at JCL. "Did anyone else notice that he or she took our three names and mixed them up to where it was a perfect mix?" Sly said as he saw JCL's attire that was also a hybrid of the three heroes's own clothes. "Did anyone else over in Europe notice that your last name is the worst insult you could call someone? Yeah. That's why the box art over in Europe for the first Sly game s labeled Sly Racoon. I bet ya twenty Precursor orbs didn't know that." JCL said as they tapped around on their tablet. "Alright then. How old are you?" Ratchet asked as he looked around the empty seats in the arena.
"Between one and nine billion. Have fun gessin' that number." JCL said with Sly's signature grin on their face, "Now, before you guys ask where the truth or dare are, I'll answer that. IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!" Jak face palmed as he realized that he was going to be there for a while with this crazy person.
Well...I know there's going to be two outcomes with this. Amber's either gonna take me off the Top Tier Swordian List and have Swords stab JCL in the butt in the next DDS episode she writes, or she might like this and send a dare. I will try to get the second outcome by saying...or typing this. THE ORIGINAL IDEA IS FROM AMBERDIAMONDSWORDS WITH HER WORK OF THE DIAMOND DARE SHOW THAT ORIGINALY STARTED OUT BY BEING CALLED NINJAGO ToD! I DON'T OWN THIS IDEA! I'M PRETTY SURE AMBER DOES!
Anyway, please send truth or extremely awesome and hilarious dares! BUT! There are THREE rules!
Rule anumba ONE!: They have to be at least K plus rated! No M stuff!
Rule Number Two!: No, and absolutely no Yaoi! I mean it! I won't do gay paring dares!
AND Rule Number Three: The dares or truths (sadly) cannot be from Diamond Dare Show...unless Amber approves in the reviews. And if she approvres or disapproves, then Rule Three will change to: You can only truth or dare Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, Sly Cooper and Bentley, and JCL may take a dare or two.
Anyways, I'll see you guys later!
~Jak Cooper the Lombax
