Chapterone

One late morning in ZIM's living room ZIM is on his couch with clip board in hand. The TV is on but he is concentrating on his next EVIL plan.

"GIR! Come here!" ZIM yelled. Just as he was about to give up and go back to his brilliant plan, GIR came rushing into the room with a stack of Crazy Taco burritos in his arms. He says, with red eyes, "YES, SIR!"

"GIR, I need you to...," he paused fro a moment, seeing the burritos, "Where did all those burritos com from? And, I thought you got tacos an hour ago..."

"Well, you see sir…"the robot started out, "When I went to get me some tacos, I went up to the counter an ordered fifty and a half tacos, and…and…they said that there was no more!" At the last statement GIR started sobbing on his knees.

"GIR?" ZIM said, but the robot was wailing much to loud, so again he yelled, "GIR!! YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE FREEZER FULL OF TACOS!!" At this, GIR looked up and stopped crying.

"I…I do?" GIR stood up and started to run off, but ZIM grabbed him by the antenna. "Oh, no you don't. You are going down to the lab."



"Awwww…yes sir..."

"Now, GIR, fetch the turkey meat!!"

"Yes, my master!" Meanwhile, Dib is sitting at his computer, staring off into its blank screen. His sister, Gaz, walks in, playing her Game Slave.

"What are you doing?"She says while still concentrated to her screen of killing her enemy zombie monsters.

"Shhh! I'm trying to think of a way to spy on ZIM's next EVIL plan..." At this comment, Gaz rolled her eyes an dcontinues with her zombie killing.

"Why don't you just use that stupid video chip you installed in his stupid robot's head last week?"

"Thank you, Gaz! You're BRILLIANT!" Dib laughed a quiet, maniacal laugh.

"Your voice makes me sick" Gaz said as she retreating back to her game slave walking out of her brother's room.

Back at ZIM's house, GIR return's to the living room with the retrieved turkey meat. ZIM let's out a guffaw(for all of you whom do not know what a guffaw is, it's kind of like—"HAA!!").



"Thank you, GIR..." He paused, holding the turkey meat, and then said, "And now, to begin my ingeniously evil plan, for I am ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!"

At this moment, Dib was in his room and finishing laughing. "And now for my brilliant plan! " He spun around in his swivel chair happily and stoped himself at his desk. He felt a large grin spread across his face as he starts the computer up and sliped in a recording disc. "Heh, heh, heh." As his computer made some whizzing noises, Dib took his mouse and clicked on some icons, then ZIM appeared on the screen with the dreaded turkey meat jiggling in his hand. "What is he doing with that turkey meat?" Dib questioned himself.

"And now, GIR, to poison the filthy human's water supply with this turk-…" Zim then paused and franticly looked around. "Eh?" Dib was a bit confused.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! MUTANT MONKEY BIRD BAESTS!! AAHHHHH!" After ZIM yelled in terror, Gir turned his head towards the hideous mutant monkey bird beasts. They had a monkey body, long sharp teeth, and red wings. "Eeeeewwww…!" Dib cringed at the sight of such disgusting creatures. Then the beasts attack ZIM, screeching in an ear bleeding sort of way. After a few minutes of attacking, they 

spotted a helpless man out side a window and lunged in attack at him with a horrible, non-existent vengeance.

THE END (for now)