Truth or dare

Naruto looked at Ino like she was crazy,the blond-haired kunoichi had just said something that would shock any shinobi in Konohagakure.Naruto just couldn't believe it,but Ino was one of the more well-informed kunoichi of the village.She and Sakura were the ones who knew pretty much everything that was happening in the village.Sakura covered the more political news,Ino was the gossip.

"Naruto-kun?Are you alright?"Naruto could barely force out words.

"Ar-are you sure?"Ino nodded her head and smirked slightly.

"Yep!It happened like this..."

Flashback no jutsu!(In Ino's POV)

I can't believe mom sent me to go get the new seeds from the market!I was just heading over to training,sometimes mom treats me like I'm not a powerful kunoichi at all!Huh?Is that Sai,Gaara,Lee,Kiba,Shikamaru,and Sasuke!I better sneak over.

"Friends!This is most unyouthful!"Lee shouted.

"Shut up Lee,your only here because you followed Sasuke!"Kiba said,hitting Lee hard on the head.Lee rubbed his head and humphed unhappily.

"That was a most youthful hit Kiba-san,but it was thrown in an unyouthful way,I should tell Gai-sensei!"In panic Kiba grabbed Lee and with Sasuke's help tied up the green beast.

"Sorry Lee,but we can't have you risk our plans."Kiba said,The others nodded as Lee squirmed trying to get out of the ropes,"Those ropes will only last about 4 minutes,so we better go over our plans now."

"Okay,when Naruto leaves Ichakuru's tomorrow night Sasuke will meet up with him and convince him to train with him.When Sasuke and Naruto arrive Sai and Kiba will convince the two to go to a bar-"Shikamaru was cut off.

"Why can't Sasuke just convince Naruto to go to a bar."Kiba asked.

"Because I do not drink."Sasuke answered.

"As I was saying, Sai,and Kiba will convince them to go to a bar,there we'll meet Gaara,Lee,and I.As soon as Naruto gets drunk we convince him to preform his kage bunshin jutsu and-" Lee burst from his ropes.

"NO!I won't let you do that to youthful Naruto-kun!"Lee looked ready to attack them,Gaara hurriedly used his sand to capture him.

"Sorry Lee-kun,but you will not ruin our plans."Lee struggled wildly and I was shocked as Gaara turned to Sasuke.

"What should we do with him?"So Sasuke was the leader in this little operation?

"I don't know,we don't really need him for the plan,lets just give him some sake-"

"NOOO!!"

"-and leave him by Gai."Gaara nodded and walked off,Lee struggling widely as he was dragged along.

End Flashback no jutsu (End Ino POV)

"So there really going to-to-"

"YES!"Ino shouted impatiently.

"What am I going to do?"

"Well..."Ino looked thoughtful,"I know!Sakura,Tenten,Temari,Hinata,and I are having a slumber party in that big abandoned house,I'm sure the girls won't mind to much if they knew your secret,you know,the one where you like boys!"Naruto looked at her shock,a blush covering his face.

"Ho-how did you know?!"He yelled.

"You just told me!"Ino said laughing her ass off as Naruto growled at her.

"Your a bitch Ino."He said and returned to his ramen.

"Aww!Don't be mean Naruto,I think its cute!C'mon do you want to come to the slumber party or not?"Naruto sighed.

"Fine,but if any of them laugh at me I'm leaving,I don't care if Kiba,Sasuke,Shikamaru,Gaara,and Sai try to rape me!"

"You got it Naru-chan!"Ino joked,Naruto humphed at his nickname,"You can tell the girls at the slumber party.Remember to come to the creepy place,the one on the outskirts of the village!See ya Naruto!"Ino ran off leaving Naruto alone.He sighed unhappily and paid his bill.

just a few seats away sat Akimichi Chouji,"This isn't good!I better go tell Shikamaru-san!Hey!Give me another bowl of ramen to go!"Akane nodded and Chouji set off to find Shikamaru.He found him in the Uchiha district holding Lee down with his shadow jutsu while the others force fed Lee some sake.

"SHIKAMARU!Naruto found out about your guy's plan!"Lee smiled in victory as Shikamaru went into his thinking position.

"Thank you for telling me Chouji,go and tell Sasuke,Sai,and Gaara,there in the main Uchiha building."Chouji nodded and headed towards the building quickly,barely dodging Kiba as he did so.He ran to the large building and knocked.

"What is it?"An unhappy voice snapped.

"You should not snap at strangers Sasuke."Sai said.

"Shut up Sai."Gaara's cold voice cut in.

"Its Akimichi Chouji!I've got important news!"

"Come in then."Sasuke said simply.Chouji opened the door,surprised to find it unlocked and walked in.The main room was slightly dark,only illuminated by a single candle sat in the coffee table,the room looked dusty from what he could see,and the three look eerily creepy in the sparse light.

"Well?"Gaara said,still cold.

"Ino was spying on us when we went over our plan,she told Naruto!"

"WHAT!"The three cried in unison.

"Yeah!Naruto gets to go have a slumber party with the girls so he can avoid you guys!"The men looked at each other.

"Leave Chouji-san,here's a BBQ coupon for your trouble."Chouji nodded slighty happy as he took the coupon from Sai and ran out of the door.

"This isn't good."Sasuke said.

"Duh dickless."Sai answered.

"You guys seem to not see the positive side,we know Sakura is a pervy freak,who knows how the other girls are like we each get one to fall in love with one of us with Naruto,using the indivual girls we get them to get Naruto a bit tipsy,then drop him off at a bar,we take it over from there."

"Won't Ino have informed them of our plan?"

"Yes,you see we each only target one girl and say the other mean boys made us do it.We get the girl's pity and win her over all the more."

"I see.Sometimes I wonder why we need Shikamaru when we have you Gaara."

"Because of my shadow jutsu and ability to actually make that plan work."Shikamaru said as he walked in.

"When did you get here Shikamaru?"Sai asked,slightly surprised.

"I've been here since Chouji left.You guys should have realized I would come."

"Yeah!You guys were so worried you didn't even realize we were here!"Kiba said as he came in from the kitchen,a sandwhich in his hand.

"Lets just go home and get rested up for tomorrow's infiltration."The rest of the group nodded at Shikamaru's words.

Sasuke grinned as he looked out his window,he could easily see the warehouse from his window.

"Tomorrow night Naruto!I'll have to share you,but I can get rid of those fools easily enough."Unbeknownst to him the other boys were having similar thoughts about the blond haired shinobi.