First off for some background. Jessica is our Drum Major and the subject of all of our jokes.

Sheri is a substitute bus driver that can't drive. She's hit numerous different things while driving.

And Dudzi is a name that our band director has been awarded by his fellow teachers.

This idea just came to me and two of my friends one day when we were bored.

Disclaimer: No I don't know who owns the rights to the song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

but I most certainly don't. I just borrowed the melody that's all. Also I don't own Yoohoo.

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Jessica got run over by a school bus

Walking home from jazz band concert eve

You can say there's no such thing as Sheri

But as for me and Dudzi we believe

She'd been drinking too much Yoohoo

And we begged her not to go

But she forgot her new trombone

So she staggered out the door into the snow

When we found her the concert morning

At the scene of the attack

There were tread marks on her trombone

And nasty tire marks down her back

Jessica got run over by a school bus

Walking home from jazz band concert eve

You can say there's no such thing as Sheri

But as for me and Dudzi we believe

Now the bands so proud of Dudzi

He's been taking it so well

In the band room playing drumset

Sitting next to Peter's shoes which really smell

It's not a concert without Jessica

All the band is really sad

And we just can't help but wonder

How we'll ever break the news to Mr. Dad

Jessica got run over by a school bus

Walking home from jazz band concert eve

You can say there's no such thing as Sheri

But as for me and Dudzi we believe

Now that D is on the podium

And the band begins to play

All right notes are heard from trombones

And we miss Jessica so much is what they'll say

I've warned all my friends and neighbors

And we've told the school board

You should never give a school bus

To a chick who hits a tank and drives a ford

Jessica got run over by a school bus

Walking home from jazz band concert eve

You can say there's no such thing as Sheri

But as for me and Dudzi we believe