A/N: Lol, these are a series of nursery rhymes gone DN Angel, some may not makes sense, cause they're fresh of the press and I don't feel like editing it. -.-;
Some of these are humorous, or slightly disturbing, but hey, Krad is in it, what do you expect? There are some of these with implied pairings. (DarkxKrad, KradxDai, SatoxDai, DaixSato.) But most of them you have to squint to see. The others either have no pairings or you can imagine them (e.g. "'Toshi 'Toshi.").
P.S. Those who can name these poems get a cookie!
Disclaimer: I don't own DN Angel or the original poem/rhymes...
"This Little Thief"
This little thief bled claret
This little thief bled none.
This little thief was roast meat,
This little thief was bone.
And this little angel went "Tehehe!" All the way home.
"Hush- a- bye Angel"
Hush a bye angel, on the roof top,
When the wind blows the thief will mock,
And when your heart breaks the thief will fall
And down will come angel, thief and all.
"Cry little Daisuke."
Cry little Daisuke,
Dark's gone-a-thieving
Gone to steal some hunter's kin
To tease little Daisuke with
Cry little Daisuke
"Dark Dark Go Away."
Dark, Dark go away!
Come again another day.
Little Daisuke wants to play!
Dark, Dark, go to him
Never show your face again!
"Ring around the Mousy."
Ring around the Mousy,
A locket from a blondie.
"Wicked, Wicked!"
They all will frown!
"Dark and Krad went up the hill."
Dark and Krad went up the hill, to fetch a drunk commander.
Dark fell down and broke his crayon
And Krad bubbled with laughter
Up got Dark, and Krad did (he) stalk
But was not as fast as his tamer!
They went to wed and shagged instead,
With kink and a vulgar wager!
"'Toshi 'Toshi!"
'Toshi 'Toshi won't you stop?
Just rest them feet while we romp.
The head goes swish and those eyes get round
Guess what 'Toshi you've been found!
"The Hunter of Art."
That Hunter of Art, he was breaking some hearts on that a winter's day.
The Thief of Art, he stole his heart, and took him away!
The Master of Art thwarted this part, beating the thief full sore.
The Hunter of Art sealed off his heart,
And vowed he'd love no more.
"Courteous Kraddy."
Courteous Kraddy sat in the jail
Courteous Kraddy had given Dark hell.
All the thief's forces and all the thief's men.
Couldn't put Mousy together again!