Hi everyone! this is my first fan fiction so dont leave mean comments. ive always thouht that rosalie and bella would fight at some point in the series, but it seems unlikely since in eclispe rosalie tells her why she's sometimes mean to her, oh well. im just playing around with this and see what i can make out of this. oh and i know its short, so dont complain about it 'kay people? now enjoy!


Carlisle entered the room with an excited expression. "Everyone listen to me for a moment." Carlisle started. Rosalie and Emmett stopped making out, Edward, Bella, Renesmee, Jasper, and Alice turned from their exciting game of chess. 'I've been invited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to talk about vampires in today's modern world!". Then Alice and Esme shouted "let's start packing!!!!"

They got to Hogwarts in about 13 hours due to they couldn't find it. "What kind of name is Hogwarts anyway?" Rosalie started in her snotty voice. It sounds like a disease…" "Sounds like the one you probably got before you transformed into a vampire" Bella coughed out. ""What's that suppose to mean ho?" Rosalie snapped out. "Who are you calling a ho?" Bella retorted. "Well you were all over Edward even though there was that possibility that he could just suck all your blood out and throw the carcass away!". Bella just stared at her and said "oh it's on like Donkey Kong!" then lunged at Rosalie's throat. Rosalie screamed " get this b**ch of me someone!". They wrestled for a while the Rosalie threw her out the car. "Did you just throw mommy out of the car" Renesmee asked Rosalie with big wide eyes. "Yes. Yes I did" Rosalie said with an air of accomplishment.