(Scene Fade in)
WIDESHOT- Acme Acres Multiplex Cinemas
(Long lines are seen behind the box office and lobbies in anticipation for the newest film epic to reach Acme Acres)
-Cut to- Auditorium 001 (RSVP only)
Par64 3 by 3 lights Stream across the Front stage.
(Cameras focus on the turquoise Curtains)
Enter: A black and green diamondback terrapin wearing a tan Jacket, White Top and linen Pants; walking up to the stage Microphone.
The Crowd Applauses.
(Ahem; is this thing on? Oh, Okay.) Hey how's everyone doing tonight? I'm Trajan M. Terrapin! Director of the TTA Fanfics; 99, 99: Ascent and The Filler story RECOURSE. I'd like to thank all of you who came to see my latest Feature. But before I unveil the next installment in this series to you toonsters out there let me first settle a few things with my critics from the Acme Gazette….
You can either love or hate the stories; I mean it's just a Tiny Toons adventure I created Blending their Comedy with an anime-style story line! Also I've been criticized lately about the Mega man Characters seen and mentioned throughout. If you don't like it: All of you Haters out there can FUCK OFF! It's a free country so you can burn me all you want to; I won't lose any sleep if you ignore my stories! I PROMISE!
(The Crowd is Shocked from his Outburst)
The Turtle hyperventilates angrily; a huge vein shows on his forehead.
Stagehand! ……Get me some water will ya?
Furball comes from behind The Curtains and Passes Trajan a cold bottle of Aquafina.
(gulp)Ahhhh! Thank you, Furball; I needed that.
Furball gives him thumbs up and runs back behind the curtain.
(Ahem) I'm sorry about that, everyone. I just get Angered easily when people act stupid towards creativity. Now, for all of my fans who flocked to the theater tonight. If you've been looking at the past stories you should know by now what took place the last time you read 99: Ascent; and what to expect in the next episode. If you haven't, I suggest going back and looking at the other stories to bring you up to date and…..
(The Crowd Laughs with the terrapin slightly)
Hey whats with the laughter all of a sudden? Oh wait; I know now! (Hahaha)… I have a lot of punctuation errors that make it look like a retard wrote it; I know! I won't make any excuses. But I'll promise you this, you'll see a lot less mistakes starting with this story. Sound good? It'll be a lot better then the ones before this; I gurantee it!
Now let's get to the disclaimers as usual!
I don't own any characters from Warner Brothers, Jump comics or Capcom co. Ltd. Nor do I own any of the songs/lyrics from Water Music, Tunnel records Gmbh. or Warner Brothers Records used in this fanfic.
Also the vehicles Camaro, Trailblazer and Cobalt and others are owned by General Motors .
But I do own my fan characters, Maddox, Duncan, Randal D. Raccoon, (I know it was Riley before but that names already been taken so…) and all the others you'll see later on.
Allright, Enough sandbagging outta me; you all came to see a feature film! CUT THE LIGHTS!
The Massive Theater darkens slowly…
Trajan hops off the stage balcony into the front row seat reserved for him; Furball and Concord Condor raise the stage curtains rapidly, unveiling the Massive silver screen.
(The Crowd Applauses in anticipation)
Trajan (in thought): Man this is gonna be five times better than the past stories!
Moments after the movie trailers end, the crowd trembles at an all too familiar sight…
The Movie screen appears in a pristine white background with a gloved hand holding a wooden orchestrating baton! (Uh-Oh!)
Trajan: Wow an orchestra introduction; Nice! This is quite a theater….
Concord: Duhh …Oh no the sound promo! Quick everybody hit the deck!
The crowd suddenly dons protective headgear and hide underneath seats and nearby areas in the theater.
Trajan: Hey what's going on here? We need helmets to watch movies now?
BLLLAAANNNNNGGG!!!!
(Sound waves amplify throughout the theater causing everyone to fly out of their seats, scattering bodies, soda and popcorn everywhere.)
THUD sound systems, a division of Mucasfilm LTD.
THE AUDIENCE IS NOW DEAF. IN HD!
The green terrapin dangles from one of the Balconies; Stars encircle his dazed head
Trajan (dazed): Ughh….my head! I forgot about that damn promo; They didn't say it was gonna be a freakin sonic Boom! But I'm alive and that's all that matters. OKAY, anyone still up there in the film booth; ROLL IT!!
(Cut to- front movie screen)
Fan fiction. Net Presents….
A T.Terrapin
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