Dante's New Chibi
Disclaimer: I do not own Dante. Chibi Sephy, however, is the sole property of Skye Quisame. Duplication of this item is punishable by law. Restrictions apply. Results may vary. Devils May Cry.
All was normal at Devil May Cry. Dante was asleep at his desk, as usual, and he hasn't had a job in about 2 days. But, then again, Devil May Cry was only 2 days old. Blinking awake, the young Devil Hunter stretched and let his feet drop to the floor. To everyone's surprise, even his own, the phone rang.
"Devil May Cry," Dante said in an excited voice.
"Hello, I'm from the New York Times---"
--CLICK—
--KNOCK X 10—
"Jesus H. Christ! The door's OPEN!"
In through the door came a chibi. Not just any chibi, however. It was a chibi of Sephiroth himself. Dante blinked twice and just stared at the tiny Sephy in the doorway.
"Hello, I'm the chibi from your dad's will."
"Dad? Whose dad?"
Dante walked over to the chibi.
"You know my dad?"
The chibi grinned and nodded his head furiously. Dante picked up the chibi by the shoulders and started shaking him violently.
"Tell me about my dad! It has been a mystery since my birth and I still don't know about him! Tell me about him! Now!"
Dante dropped the chibi and the chibi put both hands on his hips.
"Well, you don't have to get so hyper," the chibi said, sticking his tongue out.
"Shut up and tell me!" Dante yelled, getting impatient.
"Well, some guy said that your dad was dead and left a will, which you got a copy of…"
"No I didn't!
"Well, you should have. Anyway, since your family was so big, he only left you one thing. ME!"
"One thing? I have other family?"
"Come ON, Dante! Your dad was on the planet for about 2000 years! Do you honestly think he went that whole time only banging your mother?"
Dante clenched both fists and gritted his teeth in anger, looking very much like GT Trunks at this point. The chibi Sephy smiled wide.
"How was I created? Well, you see, there's this really psycho lady named Skye. She has this thing called a computer. When she uses it, weird stuff happens, and viola! I was created!"
Dante sighed and let his head and arms drop.
"Now you're stuck with me!" the chibi grinned.
The chibi hugged Dante, tackling him to the ground. Dante plucked the chibi off of him and placed him on the ground. He sat up.
"Great. I'm only 18 and I already have a kid."
"Don't think of me as a kid, Dante! Think of me as a best friend! We're gonna have so much fun together! We're gonna stay up late, sawppin manly stories, and in the morning…! Haha! I'm makin waffles. So, tell me about your girlfriend. She hot?"
And, there you have it. Dante's new chibi Sephy. So, as the years went on, Dante was able to tolerate the little devil---err---darling, and they became friends. There was one thing, though. Sephy wasn't allowed in Devil May Cry, and that's why we're just learning about him now. Ok, that's the end of my story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Dante. Chibi Sephy, however, is the sole property of Skye Quisame. Duplication of this item is punishable by law. Restrictions apply. Results may vary. Devils May Cry.
All was normal at Devil May Cry. Dante was asleep at his desk, as usual, and he hasn't had a job in about 2 days. But, then again, Devil May Cry was only 2 days old. Blinking awake, the young Devil Hunter stretched and let his feet drop to the floor. To everyone's surprise, even his own, the phone rang.
"Devil May Cry," Dante said in an excited voice.
"Hello, I'm from the New York Times---"
--CLICK—
--KNOCK X 10—
"Jesus H. Christ! The door's OPEN!"
In through the door came a chibi. Not just any chibi, however. It was a chibi of Sephiroth himself. Dante blinked twice and just stared at the tiny Sephy in the doorway.
"Hello, I'm the chibi from your dad's will."
"Dad? Whose dad?"
Dante walked over to the chibi.
"You know my dad?"
The chibi grinned and nodded his head furiously. Dante picked up the chibi by the shoulders and started shaking him violently.
"Tell me about my dad! It has been a mystery since my birth and I still don't know about him! Tell me about him! Now!"
Dante dropped the chibi and the chibi put both hands on his hips.
"Well, you don't have to get so hyper," the chibi said, sticking his tongue out.
"Shut up and tell me!" Dante yelled, getting impatient.
"Well, some guy said that your dad was dead and left a will, which you got a copy of…"
"No I didn't!
"Well, you should have. Anyway, since your family was so big, he only left you one thing. ME!"
"One thing? I have other family?"
"Come ON, Dante! Your dad was on the planet for about 2000 years! Do you honestly think he went that whole time only banging your mother?"
Dante clenched both fists and gritted his teeth in anger, looking very much like GT Trunks at this point. The chibi Sephy smiled wide.
"How was I created? Well, you see, there's this really psycho lady named Skye. She has this thing called a computer. When she uses it, weird stuff happens, and viola! I was created!"
Dante sighed and let his head and arms drop.
"Now you're stuck with me!" the chibi grinned.
The chibi hugged Dante, tackling him to the ground. Dante plucked the chibi off of him and placed him on the ground. He sat up.
"Great. I'm only 18 and I already have a kid."
"Don't think of me as a kid, Dante! Think of me as a best friend! We're gonna have so much fun together! We're gonna stay up late, sawppin manly stories, and in the morning…! Haha! I'm makin waffles. So, tell me about your girlfriend. She hot?"
And, there you have it. Dante's new chibi Sephy. So, as the years went on, Dante was able to tolerate the little devil---err---darling, and they became friends. There was one thing, though. Sephy wasn't allowed in Devil May Cry, and that's why we're just learning about him now. Ok, that's the end of my story.