What is it, daughter?
Daddy, can we go rescue my bestest friend from her adoptive muggle parents? PLEASE?
Weeeell...I dunno, Dana...I'm kind of busy...
With what?
... T///T
PLEEEEAAASE? *puppy dog face*
Eugh, dammit, Father, just rescue her strange friend before her eyes burst or something.
See, Daddy, Draco thinks we should rescue her.
...Fine.
YUS
But take Severus with you; I have much to do here. SO MUCH!
YEEEEEEEESSSS EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU, FATHER! *hugs*
*spits out coffee* WHAT?! I NEVER AGREED TO GO WITH THIS LITTLE BRAT!
*staring up at house* So this is the place, huh?
Yup.
Lovely. Okay *throws up rope to your window* you first.
*tries to climb on rope* Grrraahahggarrgrrr...
T.T
Come on you freakin legs........CLIMB
*pathetically* I need help.
T.T Augh... *grabs Dana's hips and lifts her up*
*trying to hide joy and crawls through window*
CATHERINE! :D
DANA! *doesn't even ask about the window...*
We're here to rescue you!
Awesome! Let's gooooooooo! Wait...who else is here?
*points out of window*
SNAPE!
Oh damn...you're THAT friend...
BITCHIN CAPE, MAN
*ignores*
*shouts dramatically* LET US APPARATE TO YOUR HOME, BESTEST BUDDY
YUS! TO...er...WHEREVER VOLDY IS RIGHT NOW!
*apparate*
WELCOME TO THE BURROW!
...This is not where Voldy is.
Well dur. You're Molly and...um...a random leprechaun's love child, silly.
NO IM NOT DAMMIT . NOW TAKE ME TO MALFOY MANOR WHERE I CAN SEE MY REAL PARENTS, VOLDY AND BELLA
(DIE)
Fine...picky, picky, picky........ *apparate to MM*
That's more like it.
*dramatically kicks open doors* I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
*snape walks in and continues to ignore us*
Good. Did everything go alright?
Well, obviously, Dad. I have her, don't I?
Why yes. Yes you do.
Daddy, where's Voldy and Bella?
They're...um...
*anticipation*
...in their room not doing anything suspicious at all...
They're taking a bath together again, aren't they?
DAMMIT LEPRECHAUN CHILD. How did you know...?
Educated guess...and quite frankly it's not that hard to figure out.
Uh huh yep, that's wonderful. And with that settled...TO THE NEAREST BATH!
AUGH NO NOT THE EVILS OF PARENT SEX... ILL WAIT HERE BEHIND THIS CURTAIN WITH DRACO NOT DOING ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS... *shifty eyes*
NO I DON'T WANNA SEE...THAT...BY MYSELF. I NEED SOMEONE TO CATCH ME WHEN I FAINT.
Fine... COME ON DRACO WE'LL CONTINUE THIS LATER *rawr*
But I don't wanna...
TOO BAD!
Alright...who wants to open the door?
...
...
Okay then...I volunteer my dear brother.
WHA--?
Wouldn't you agree, Catherine?
Heheh yeah totally...better him than us... Sorry Draco. :(
DAMN YOU GUYS *opens door and turns even more pale than usual*
Do you think he's o--
HOLY SHIT O/////O
AVADA KEDAVRA
*ded*
dana and catherine: DRACO-KINZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it Dad...you're going down...
You mean you're...going...in...*gulp* there...?
Yes.
(19 years later)
You were named after my red-headed leprechaun best friend...and she was probably the bravest woman I ever knew...