Prime universe

They were low on energon, the bots knew it and the last energon mine had been stripped bare, not even a fractal of the energy giving crystals to be seen by optic or scanner. Now housing two more bots Arcee and Cliffjumper, they had to use up more, even though the two barely drank a cube a day because of their small frame.

Being the two new bots on the small squad, they had been chosen to scout for energon in a new mine they had recently found only a day ago, it was large and had readers that spiked so high Mount Everest would've been a mere gnat to it. They had been ordered to prepare there weapons and any supplies they might need on the trip.

Which was where they were complaining now…well mostly if not only Cliffjumper was complaining.

"- Just because we're the new bots on the team, why should we be forced to do this stupid first mission initiation thing!? I mean I'm just a high ranking scout but you Cee-"

"Don't call me that."

"Arcee. You could pull rank on me, Bee and Bulk…possibly Ratchet and if you got busy with Prime-"

THWACK.

"But the only bot you can't pull rank on is Prime. Anyway, why should we!?" He ended with more of a statement that a question. Arcee still answered, walking up and pointing her digit on his chest. She leaned in to him.

"Because, you lazy aft! Earth doesn't naturally produce energon like a factory as it doesn't have Primus' spark to provide the shards. So that means we have to go outside and use our servos, for what they are meant to be used for and collect energon by picking it out of rocks so we can live! And if we don't the energon that provides the energon pumps to pump our energon breaks and can corrupt our l- enerlol…energol."

What had supposed to be an intimidating speech, quickly turned into something very laughable, an odd look crossed Arcee's faceplates before she buried her helm on Cliffjumpers shoulder and shaking it as she laughed.

Patting and rubbing her back Cliffjumper 'comforted' her " Shh it's all right, it's fine…just let it all out. Everyone's messed up their words before, Prime has, Prowl has heck even I have."

Arcees helm snapped up "really? Can't believe you would mess up your greatest skill."

"Nah, was just trying to be a gentlebot'."

G1 universe.

It was the pinnacle of their conquest for the decepticons, they had the Autoscum cornered like little sparklings, they had and almost unlimited supply of energon and weapons, everyone was pumped for Megatrons speech to end so they could crush their enemies.

"- decepticons, conquer the enemy, crush them between you peds, grind their sparks between your dents, crush their helms by your bare servos. DECEPTICONS TRANSFORM!"

Megatron started to transform into his gun for Starscream to use when-

"IM FIRING MAH' LAZER CANNON!"

Movie universe.

Sam needed to sneeze. He needed to sneeze desperately . Mikaela had recently bought some sort of new flowery perfume and it was seriously messing up his hay fever. He'd already sneezed at least twenty times. Bumblebee had almost had a 'spark attack' when they had been driving to the base and he had sneezed so hard in his sleep, he had woken himself up and shocked Bumblebee. Bee had to transform and 'gasp for breath' his servo clutching against a nearby rock.

He was now in the main base and his hay fever had possibly gotten worse. Ratchet was calibrating some machines he was trying to use to detect anything. Ironhide was cleaning his weapons, cooing to them as if they were his own sparklings. Bumblebee had taught him some cybertronian terms. The twins were arguing…again and had somehow gotten Sideswipe involved after they had made a comment about a Bot called Sunstreaker.

Which left the Prime, Bumblebee and the three sisters, Elita one, Chromia and Arcee. Bumblebee was having a rather pleasant conversation with The three the wheeled feet keeping them balanced as they 'stood' in one spot, which meant they had their backs to him.

Which meant that when he sneezed so loudly that his throat turned red roar they didn't expect it.

With a surprised shriek Chromia lost her balance and fell straight onto her face. As they had the same mind, so did the other two…Elita fell on her back and Arcee slipped and banged her helm against the wall, leaving her on her back, unconcious. Everyone froze.

"Oops?" He sheepishly rubbed his head as he watched Elita try to get off of her back and Chromia losing her balance whenever she pushed herself up.

"Should we help themselves?"

"Nah, nah. Let's….lets just watch for a little longer." Came Ironhides clearly amused response.

G1 universe

Elita had finally been reunited with Optimus, she was overjoyed that her sparkmates was on Earth with the others. She had searched so long for any Autobot responses or signs of life but to no avail…until today. When Optimus saw her, he dropped the data pad he was holding, almost crushing one of the humans that she didn't know the name to.

He rushed to her, enveloping her in a frame crushing hug, she could literally hear her frame groaning under the sheer force of the hug. It was a real sentimental moment for the others. Until. Elita started laughing.

Frowning, Optimus looked behind him, only seeing Cliffjumper, Sideswipe and Wheeljack grinning madly. He didn't think anything of it though as who wouldn't smile at that? Shrugging, he went back to hugging her.

Elita would never tell her sparkmate that when he turned around, the three moved to their sides and started thrusting their hips as they pumped their arms back and forth, waggling their brows as they did. Laughing she managed to give them a double thumbs up.

Prime universe

Starscream had thought he was alone in the main centre, it was night after all. So when he put his servo on his hip, sassily moved it to the side, thrusted his arm up and clicked his servos while yelling.

"Fabulous!" Before walking out.

Smirking behind his mask Soundwave thought only one thing.

Blackmail.

AN: like it, hate it? Do you want to see more of this? If you do, give me suggestions and I'll write them, I know there aren't as much as there should but give me a break! I'm writing this at one in the morning, I'm also writing the next chapter of TAap at the same time…well not exactly but it's close!

There isn't as many because this type of story really does need suggestions to work.

So give me suggestions for any transformers universe and I'll write them!

Hypnotunez