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Chapter 1
Sugar Skulls
"Ugh, I think I'm going to be sick." I groan and rub my eyes as my stomach rumbles unhappily. Moments later I'm running into our shared bathroom throwing up my chinese takeout.
"You alright babe?" Sans says standing in the bathroom doorway.
"Yeah I'm alright, must have been the takeout." I say from the toilet bowl.
"You want me to get you some water?"
"Sounds good." I give him the thumbs up as my egg roll decides to make an appearance.
Ten minutes and my stomach contents later, I was sitting on our small couch sipping some water next to Sans. The morning news didn't hold any information worth noting but Sans insisted he watch it every day. His eye sockets stayed fixed on the tv screen as the world's news flickered by.
"Hmph, figured that would happen." Sans says flipping the channel. I had zoned out a few minutes ago so I was lost.
"Figured what?" I say finishing off my water bottle.
"That they would lose the court case. Were you paying attention?" Sans says looking at me from the corner of his eyes.
"Honestly? Nope." I say laughing. Sans rolls his eyes and leans back.
"Remember how Guard no 1 and Guard no2 had been fighting for the right to marry? Welp, they lost. Judge ruled that since they weren't "human" they had no right asking for human traditions." Sans says bitterly. After the barrier broke and we all moved to the surface, humans hadn't taken to monsters as well as I had hoped. Being the ambassador for monsters at such a young age had made it difficult for people to take me seriously, and we still had racism against us. That's why most of the monsters stayed close to our homes by Mount Ebott. New Town Home was what Asgore had dubbed our settlement, and his inability to name things made it even more harder for people to take us seriously.
"That's bullshit." I swear.
"You're telling me." Sans grumbles.
Using my magic I threw my water bottle in our recycling bin and yawned.
"What time do you have to work today?" I say cuddling into Sans.
"Noon to three a.m. Why you feeling frisky?" Sans says growling.
"Only if you can take me to the bone zone." I whisper flicking my tongue out where his ear should be. Suddenly my stomach flipped and I clamped my hand over my mouth and rushed to the garbage. I threw up what little water my stomach was holding and coughed.
"Babe are you sure you're ok?" Sans says hovering behind me.
"I'm*cough* fine Sans." I cough out before retching. Sans rubs my back until I finish heaving and gets me a glass of water.
"Here drink this, I'll get you some tums." Sans says walking into the bathroom. We had a small apartment so nearly everything was within ten steps walking distance. I slowly drink my water when Sans puts a bottle of tums in my hand.
"Maybe the bone zone isn't a smart idea today." Sans says with a grin.
"Yeah you're probably right." I say laughing. I toss a few tums in my mouth and chew before washing them down with some water.
"Alright, I'm ok now. Thanks babe." I say handing the bottle back. Sans nods and goes to put the medicine back as I rinse my mouth out. I look up at our small clock by the fridge and see it was nine thirty.
"Crap I've got to work at ten thirty today." I groan.
"Want me to drop you off?" Sans calls out from the bathroom.
"Sure let me get ready first." I say rinsing my glass out. I worked as an intern at an insurance agency and Sans worked a number of odd jobs. Even I didn't know how many jobs he worked. I walk into the bathroom and start to brush through my tangled mess of hair. After awhile I had managed to tame it into a decent bun. Puffing my breath out in my bangs I carefully straighten the fringe until it was smooth. I brushed my teeth and put some deodorant on before calling it good. Walking back into our bedroom I see Sans had laid out some of my work clothes for me. Smiling I throw on the patterned blouse with a pinstripe skirt and start rooting around for my comfy heels.
"Aha! How'd you make it under here?" I say tugging the heels out from under the dresser. I blow off the dust and slip them on. I take a few steps and decide I look presentable. I apply a light amount of makeup and brush some colored chapstick on before pulling on my blazer.
"You ready? It's ten o'clock" Sans says from the kitchen.
"Yup let's go." I say snatching my purse. Sans had changed out of his sweat pants and white shirt for some dark jeans and his trademark hoodie.
"To the daily grind." Sans says cocking a smile at me. I grin and kiss his cheekbone before locking up our door.
Work had been fairly easy for intern standards, but I threw up a few times. My stomach was still grumbling unhappily when I walked into our apartment at seven. Sans wasn't due home until three so I had time to whip up some food for him to have during his break at ten. I put my purse down and chuck my shoes into our room and shrug my blazer off. *buzz buzz* Looks like my phone was going off, marvelous.
"Hello?" I say picking the slim phone up.
"Greetings my child it is I, Toriel."
"Oh hey mom, hows your day been?" I put the phone in the crook of my neck to free up my hands as I summon my magic to pull out some ingredients for some homemade pizza.
"It has been very good! Today my students were extremely enthralled by math!" Toriel prattles on to tell me about some of her students, I ah and mhmm at the right times until she was finished.
"But enough about my day, there is something I wished to ask you."
"Oh yeah? What you need mom." I say mixing the dough in a bowl.
"Papyrus has been anxious about your next visit, and I did not know what to tell him."
"Tell him we're still coming down next thursday and he needs to make sure and tell Mettaton to come. Even if he thinks it's embarrassing to bring his boyfriend." I say grinning. I wash my hands off in the sink and levitate some flour onto the counter to start kneading the dough.
"Fantastic! I will inform them. Thank you for your patience my child."
"No problem mom. But hey do you know any remedies for an upset stomach? I haven't been able to hold much down today." I knead the stretchy dough into an elastic ball and roll it as Toriel lists out a few remedies.
"Thanks mom, I'll call you tomorrow ok? Yup love you too, bye." Sighing I use my magic to put my phone away before I start tossing the dough into the air. After the dough was stretched out enough I lay it out on the pan and open up a few cans of sauce. I use my magic to use some knives to chop up the peppers, olives, pupperoni and pineapple. Sans had a weird love with the fruit and insisted it on his pizza. After the toppings were laid on the pizza I sprinkled a healthy amount of cheese on the top before popping it in the oven.
"Now let's see if we have any of that stuff mom said." I say wandering into the bathroom. I pop a few vitamins and chug a bottle of mineral water.
"Yuck, I hope this works." I say as the vitamins left a chalky taste. I plopped down on the couch and zoned out on the tv until the pizza was done.
I cut the pizza quickly and take a small slice. I take a tentative bite but stop as bile rises in my throat from the smell.
"Fuck, can I not eat anything?" Angrily I put the slice down and settle for a cup of golden flower tea. It was about eight thirty so I still had an hour and a half before Sans came home. I pull my laptop out from underneath the couch and open up my work documents. There was a few cases I still had to research so I settled down to work for a bit. It was getting frustrating that I couldn't even eat a slice of pizza. I was starting to think I had the flu with how everything kept coming back up. Damn, I forgot to infuse magic in the pizza. I set my laptop down and pad into the kitchen. I grab the spice jar of magic infusing temmie flakes from in the cupboard and shake the bottle letting tiny, blue and yellow striped flakes rain down on the pizza. A few moments later the food glimmered a bright yellow before the flakes dissolved. Monsters like Sans couldn't really absorb food unless it had magic infused in it, so Temmie flakes were a great way to turn human food into monster food. Plus they were pretty cheap so nearly everything was fair game.
Maybe now I could eat it.
I pick my slice up and sniff it carefully. Didn't make me sick yet. I shrug and take a small bite and chew carefully. My stomach stayed silent. I finish off one slice and decide I shouldn't push my stomach any farther. I drink some spider cider and walk back to my laptop.
I work until the door jangles open.
"Sup babe. How was work?"
"Hey sweetheart. It was alright, are you feeling any better?" Sans says putting his keys in the MewMew Kissy dish.
"I managed to eat a slice of pizza and some spider cider." I say not looking away from my laptop.
"Sounds fun." Sans says from in the kitchen. I heard him grabbing a plate and the microwave going off before he sits down beside me.
"You never answered me, how was work?"
"Same ol' same old. Managed to get Alphys to say hi to me today." Sans says around his pizza.
"That's good. Pizza taste alright?"
"Yup."
We sat in comfortable silence as Sans quickly ate half the pizza. Sans wiped his mouth off with a napkin before throwing his arm over my shoulder.
"Hope you feel better later babe, I gotta get going though."
"Mmm, miss you till then bonehead." I say nuzzling his skull. Sans presses his teeth against my forehead in a mock kiss before standing up and stretching.
"I'll be home by three this morning so don't wait up." He says as he puts his plate in the dishwasher.
"Kay. Drive safe, I love you." I say over my laptop.
"Love you too sweetheart." Sans says grabbing his keys and closing the door. I never felt like we got to see each other anymore with how much we worked. But our rent was high and the cost of living was just growing and growing. I sighed and redirected myself back to my work.
I went to bed that night a little after midnight and when I crawled into the plush comforter all I could think of was work. I wasn't the biggest fan of it but it paid good and the people were very monster friendly. Yawning I drifted off in an uneasy sleep.
I was woken up by the urge to vomit again in the middle of the night. I leapt out of bed and barely made it to the toilet before expelling my meager meal of pizza and tea. Huddled on the floor around the toilet bowl it felt like I threw up everything but my memories.
A few heaves later, I leaned back on my feet and tried to breath evenly. My sides hurt, I felt a nosebleed starting up, and I was so thirsty.
Groaning I pushed my hair out of my face and ventured out of the bathroom long enough to grab a jug of sea tea and a package of crackers. I raced back to the bathroom before I dry heaved.
I don't know how long I was curled around the porcelain plumbing when I heard Sans keys jingle in the door and his footsteps.
"Babe are you alright?" I look up and see his concerned face.
"I don't know. I can't keep anything down." I say as I heave again.
"Do you want to go to the doctors?" Sans says squatting down and rubbing my back.
"No no, I'm fine." I say waving my hand.
"I'll just take tomorrow off to lay around." I say smiling weakly. Sans frowned but didn't argue with me.
"Alright, I'm going to shower real quick ok?" I nod and rinse my mouth out before sipping some tea and nibbling on some crackers. The ten minutes Sans was in the shower I threw up every time something sat in my stomach.
"Babe I think we need to go to the doctors." Sans says gently.
"Sans we don't have the money for a doctor's visit." I say blowing my nose. A nosebleed had started awhile ago so I stuffed some tissues up my nose and wiped my mouth off.
"Frisk I don't care. You seem really sick and I don't want it to be something serious." Sans says putting his clothes on.
"Please I'm fine, really I-" I was cut off as my stomach twisted again making me turn back to the toilet.
"That's it, we're going." Sans says.
"Sans, babe c'mon I'll be ok." I plead.
"Frisk you can't even keep water down, you're going to get sick if you can't even drink. We are going to the doctor and that's final." Sans says throwing a bag on the bed. I throw up another time before Sans has a bag packed and all of our things in his coat pocket.
"Here take this. If you get sick you can throw up in it." Sans says handing me a cute garbage can. I throw a sweater on and drink a few gulps of tea before shuffling out the door.
"Yeah could you possibly get my girlfriend in at some time? She can't keep anything down, not even water." Sans was talking with the nurses at the front desk while I was huddled in a chair clutching my bucket. I had thrown up four times in the car, and once in the lobby. A few nurses had given me a cup of water but that hadn't stayed down for long.
"Okay thank you."
Sans walked back over to me and put his arm around me.
"They said it'd be a short wait but they said they'd get you in."
"I didn't need to be here." I say stubbornly.
"You and I both know that's wrong. Just keep your pretty face here and we'll be home soon." Sans says brushing my hair out of my face.
"Ugh, I hate this." I say sticking my tongue out in disgust.
"Don't worry, you'll be alright soon. Maybe even butter then you are now." I groan but giggle at his pun.
"Tibia honest with you, I don't care for butter." I say with a grin.
"I know, you like peanut butter." Sans says poking my cheek. I laugh but lean farther into him.
"I wonder what's wrong. It doesn't feel like the flu." I say rubbing my forehead.
"Dunno kiddo. But they'll fix it soon." Sans says rubbing my arm. We waited for about fifteen minutes before the nurses called out for us.
"Alright c'mon." Sans says helping me stand. Sans kept a careful grip on my shoulders as the nurse leads us in an examination room.
"So you're having issues keeping food down?" The nurse says.
"Yeah. It started up yesterday morning and it's been going on all day." I say gingerly sitting on the table.
"Alright I'm just going to take a quick look at you then if you don't mind." the nurse says pulling out a clipboard.
He takes my temperature, blood pressure, listens to my heart, looks in my mouth, and has me breath a few times.
"Ok I need to take a blood sample just to see if there's anything going on there ok?" I nod and roll my sleeve up.
"Wait, one second." I say holding my hand as I grab my garbage can. I retch a few times before groaning and sitting back up.
"Sorry about that." I say taking the cup of water Sans gave me.
"No problem. Feeling ok now?" The nurse says holding out a needle.
"Yeah I'm ok now."
The nurse nods and rubs a cotton swab on my arm before inserting the needle. He takes a small sample of blood and presses a cotton ball on my skin after pulling the needle out.
"Wanna hold that there for me for a sec please."
I hold the cotton as he fishes out a gauze bandage. The nurse wraps it around my arm and disposes his gloves.
"Alright I'm going to run a few tests and then I'll be right back ok?"
"Yes thank you." Sans says as I retch again.
I wipe my face again and blow my nose.
"Feeling ok?" Sans says standing by me.
"I'm not that easily killed, I'm sure I'm fine. Look at my stats if you have to." I say smiling weakly. Sans eye glimmers for a second before fading.
"Still at a full twenty hp." Sans says helping me sit.
"Told you I was fine." I say coughing.
"Let me see your soul now." Sans says waving his hand over my chest.
I cough again as my bright red soul materializes in front of me. The bright red heart had what looked like a cloud swirling around it.
"It's like it's…. dissolving." I say watching a few particles swirl in the cloud making a small ball.
"Sans?" Sans skull had gone paler than I'd ever seen it.
"Hey I'm alright, what's wrong?" I say reaching out to him.
"No, no no no no no…. it shouldn't be possible." Sans says quietly as my soul drifts back in my chest.
"Sans, hey hey, tell me what's wrong." I say grabbing his shoulders.
Sans finally meets my eyes and open his mouth as if to speak but the nurse interrupts by walking in.
"Okay Ms. Dreemurr I have your test results." The nurse says scanning the clipboard. I sit back down on the table and clasp my hands.
"What's wrong with me then. Do I have the flu?" I say hopefully.
"No, it's probably better than the flu. You Miss. Dreemurr are expecting!" The nurse says.
"I'm…. what?"
"You are pregnant. About seven weeks if I'm correct." The nurse says handing me a paper with the test results.
"Oh man." was all I heard when Sans fainted.
"Is he alright?" The nurse says leaning over us as I scramble over to him.
"Yeah he should be fine it's just, this is um, some big news." I say fanning the skeleton.
"I'll leave you two alone then. Here, this is a list of remedies for severe morning sickness. Come back if you have more issues." The nurse says handing me a paper.
"Your first ultrasound should be in about a month so book one soon ma'am." The nurse says before finally walking out.
"Sans, baby c'mon you gotta wake up." I say fanning the skeleton.
"Babies an….an...mone….money…." Sans mumbles out. I groan and grab him before using my magic to find a rip in reality. I leap through it and use it to bring us home. I use my magic to hover Sans into our bathroom where I turn the shower on.
"I'm up! Nobody move!" Sans shouts standing up quickly with his eye glowing.
"Babe, you fainted." I say rubbing my face.
"Shit." Sans says turning the water off and sitting in the tub.
"I'm…. pregnant. How's that even possible?" I say pacing.
"I dunno. I thought it was impossible for humans and monsters to reproduce." Sans says rubbing his sweating skull.
"What, what do I do? I wasn't ready for a baby!" I say rubbing my forehead.
"Didya think I was ready? Fuck Frisk you're only twenty three!" Sans shouts.
"Don't yell, we don't yell." I say pacing.
Sans puts his head between his legs and sighs. "I'm sorry." Sans says softly.
"You're fine." I say pacing.
"Frisk, what are we going to do?"
"I don't know. I'm pretty sure monsters don't have abortions since it's all magic." I say wringing my hands.
"Never heard of it happening." Sans says quietly.
"I just want to know how this even happened. Your um, stuff, isn't able to get me pregnant. Monsters are born through magic not bodily fluids for christs sake!" I say pacing furiously.
"Well, how many weeks did he say?" Sans says from the tub.
"He said about seven weeks give or take." I say continuing to pace the small bathroom.
"That's about a month and a half. What did we do a month and a half ago." Sans says closing his eyes. I paced the tiles for a few minutes until Sans stands up.
"Do you remember Undyne and Alphys halloween party?" Sans says suddenly.
"Yeah, we went as sugar skulls." I say with a giggle. It had been hilarious seeing Sans normal grin glittered out.
"We barely made it home in one piece we were so drunk." I say.
"Remember what happened after we got home?" Sans says stepping out of the tub.
"Not really, it's fuzzy to me."
"Here." Sans puts his hand on my head and let's me see his memory.
"Sans stop you're-hahahaha! You're drunk*hic* put it away." I see my drunk self say while supporting an equally hammered Sans. Sans had another bottle in his hand and I was trying to take it away.
"Dontchu worry bout it baby*hic* I can hold my*hic* liquor." Sans slurs waving his hand. I saw myself deposit Sans on the bed before swaying into the bathroom and sloppily brushing my teeth. Sans quickly chugged the remains of his bottle and tosses it out the window.
"Kooooobe! *hic*" Sans belches and lays back on the bed with his eyes closed. I stumble out of the bathroom with toothpaste in my hair and try taking my shirt off.
"Ugh, Sans help me *hic* get this off." I groan.
"You wanna be naaaked?" Sans says with a sloppy grin.
"I want my shirt *hic* off." I whine as I try pulling it off. Sans snaps his fingers and his magic easily takes my clothes off.
"I didn't mean *hic* all of them." I say frowning. My chest was sticky from the jello shots we took earlier and I had a small paper umbrella stuck to my breast.
"Whoops, forgot I put that *hic* there." I say taking the small object off.
"C'mere ya drunk *hic* sexy thing." Sans says grinning again. I flop down on the bed and groan before curling in a ball. Sans starts running his hand up and down my side lazily and peppering my neck with nibbles and kisses.
"Mmmf Sans… c'mon." I say wiggling my hips.
"You want more?" Sans says darkly. I see myself shiver and giggle before the blanket was tugged over my head. I didn't see much but I had an idea of what was going on from the sounds. A few moments later the blanket is shrugged out of the way to show me shamelessly riding Sans. Sans hands grabbed my breasts and sloppy kisses were passed between us while I rode him. Sans blue magic made the room glow making dark shadows dance as we moved in unison.
"Uhnn, Sans don't." I groan as he grinds himself inside me.
"I could be meaner." He growls at me before biting my chest. His small fangs left a few marks and now I knew where they came from the day after.
"Do it." I whisper in his ear.
Sans grins and summons his magic. Glowing blue hands appeared and started massaging my breasts while I continued riding him.
"Fuuuck…" I cry out as the magic ran over my skin. My magic buzzed under my skin and gave me an otherworldly pink glow. Small mewls and groans of pleasure continued until I saw myself throw my head back and cry out. Sans was sweating and his hands gripped my hips trying desperately to match my orgasm.
"Sh...Shit…" Sans eyes rolled back and his magic sparked out of his chest to meet mine. In that split second our magic meet and melted back in my body. I was breathing heavily as I flopped down on his rib cage. Sans stroked my hair and pulled me closer until we both passed out.
"Fuck. Is that our magic? How did we even do that?" I say leaning back from Sans hand.
"Normally when monsters procreate our magic peaks during orgasm. We have a special sort of magic that we exchange with our partner to create another monster. And I guess since we orgasmed at the same time and we were drunk, we didn't pay attention until now." Sans says rubbing his forehead.
"What are we going to do?" I say sitting down on the toilet.
"I'm not sure. Do you want a baby?" Sans says opening his eye socket to look at me.
"I… I wanted one later but…" I trail off and wrap my hands around my middle.
"We could always do adoption. We don't have to keep it." Sans says squatting in front of me and rubbing my legs.
"Who would adopt a half human, half monster baby? They'd have a horrible life. I can't do that to them." I say curling into myself further.
"What do you want to do Frisk?" Sans says patiently.
I shift on the toilet seat uncomfortably while I wrestled with the possibilities.
"What if… What if I want to keep it? Would that be bad?" I finally say peeking out from under my bangs.
"I'm not gonna say I was ready for a baby at eight hundred years old but hey if you want one we can go ahead and try." Sans says with a small smile.
"Guess we're having a baby then." I say smiling back.
"Yeah I guess we are." Sans says gently pulling me in his lap.
"Wait till everyone hears about this. Mom's going to be so excited." I say with a giggle.
"Wonder what they'll look like." Sans says putting his hand on my abdomen.
"Dunno. I have a skeleton in me so they'll probably be a weirdo like you." I say papping his cheek.
"I'm a weirdo? You're the skeleton fucker." Sans says with a growl. I giggle as he nuzzles his face in my shoulder.
We sit on the bathroom floor for a moment taking in our new responsibility that was growing inside me. After a few minutes I finally speak.
"So how long will this last? Will it be like a human pregnancy?" I say rubbing my stomach.
"Yes and no. You won't be pregnant as long, and it won't be as messy as a human birth. But you will have normal symptoms like morning sickness, bloating, weird cravings, all that jazz." Sans says hugging me.
"Guess we'll have to tell everyone next week." I say looking up at him with a smile. Sans sighs and smiles back.
"Guess we will."