Truth or Dare with the Cullens!
Introduction
"MY MILSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!" Emmet was running around the house singing his new favorite song. "DAMN RIGHT! IT'S BETTA' THAN YOURS!" He had now stopped on the stairs and had his hand on his hips. "I CAN TEACH YOU, BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE!" Now he was shaking his hips.
He went into another round of the chorus again and I groaned. Edward stood up and said, "Emmet. First of all you don't have a 'milkshake'," He put quotes around milkshake, indicating that he meant something else, "And second of all, are those the only words you know to the song?" Emmet was now looking at Edward like he was crazy.
"OF COURSE I HAVE A BOOBS! EDWARD THAT IS SO MEAN! WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT TO ANYONE!? THAT IS SO INSULTING!" Now I was cracking up on the couch laughing. Emmet with boobs? The image was just to funny.
"APOLOGIZE YOU JERK!" Emmet looked like one of those cartoon kids look like when they yell with their head thrown up and eyes closed. That thought just sent me into another fit of giggles.
"Fine. I'm sorry Emmet. Now can you please be quiet?"
"OH! SO NOW YOU ARE INSULTING MY SINGING! GOD, EDWARD! YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON!" Emmet was fake crying now.
"Emmet! Stop! Get up here now!" Rosalie was standing at the top of the steps looking down at Emmet. Then an all too familiar song was heard outside. It was the ice-cream man.
"ICE CREAM! I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!" Emmet was jumping up and down. I rolled my eyes.
I looked away for two seconds and when I looked up, the glass to the back of the house was shattering and Emmet was running through the glass. Now it was Rosalie's turn to groan.
"So. Who's going to go with Rosalie this time to get the big goon?" Alice smiled and winked at Rosalie.
"I will." I offered. Just because I wanted to see what Emmet wanted ice-cream for.
"Thanks." Rosalie said. We ran out of the house and spotted Emmet running up towards the ice-cream truck... at human speed. What?
He was panting and screaming, "WAIT FOR ME! STOP! I WANT ICE CREAM!" Rosalie sat down on the side of the road and put her head in her hands. I suppressed my urge to giggle.
Emmet finally caught up to the ice-cream truck and walked up to the window. He reached into his pocket and a look of surprise took over his face.
"DAMN! I FORGOT MONEY!" He turned to face me with puppy dog eyes. "Bella? Do you have any money?" I handed him a five and rolled my eyes.
"I want one of those like Spongebob shaped popsicles! You know! The one with the bubble-gum as eyes!?" Oh my god. What. An. Idiot. Emmet handed the ice cream man the money and got his ice cream.
Once the truck drove away, Emmet looked at me and said, "Bella? What am I supposed to do with it now?"
A/N- Okay, I know this doesn't have truth or dare in it but it was just the introduction. I thought I'd just get you used to Emmet's outbursts that will be happening frequently during the truth or dare section! Reviews please!