This is going to be my collection of random one shots for 07 GHOST x3 I own nothing and now, lord said "let their be yaoi!" :D * regrets nothing *
Stuck in his dorm room with his room mate Mikage, Teito sat by his desk, biting on the end of his pencil as Mikage swung his legs while lying on his bed out of boredom. The night was dark and probably everyone else was already asleep, but nevertheless, the pair was still up.
"So, list out seven reasons why you hate him," grinned Mikage cheekily as Teito sighed while glancing at the empty piece of paper.
"I don't see what's the point of this. We have classes tomorrow, we should just get some-" Began Teito before he was quickly interrupted.
"Shush, shush, shush!" Hushed Mikage as he placed his finger in front of his lips. "Just do as I say. C'mon, it'd be fun!"
"I really don't see the point of this," muttered Teito bitterly as he placed the tip of his pencil on the paper.
Without needing to think, Teito wrote down: 'He's a perverted freak.'
Whistling quietly, Mikage trotted over to Teito to have a look at what his friend wrote.
"That was quick," laughed Mikage as Teito nodded his head.
"He's a perverted freak though. He always carries at least one stash of his 'holy books' wherever he goes," muttered Teito with detest as Mikage smiles knowingly.
"Alright, fine, fine! Next point?" Asks Mikage as Teito quickly scribbled down something else.
"He's too loud and rude, and should just shut up, especially when he's at the library?" Read out Mikage questioningly as Teito slouched a bit in his seat.
"It's true though, you can't deny it," stated Teito as if it was an obvious fact.
"I guess."
"My next point is that he's too tall. Taller than your boyfriend," muttered Teito spitefully as he shot Mikage a quick glare as the other male just smiled sheepishly, before adding in, " and he's too heavy."
"But c'mon! That means you're taller when he lifts you up!" Grinned Mikage as Teito blushed lightly.
"And who ever says that I like getting thrown around like a sack of potatoes?!" Yelled out Teito as Mikage quickly covered his mouth.
"Shhh, just move onto your next point."
Pouting a bit, Teito wrote down, ' he gets into too many useless fights.'
"You know he gets into those fights because the people are normally insulting you, he's just protecting you," said Mikage bluntly as Teito just looked away.
"And that's why it's stupid. I don't need people to protect me, I can fight my own fights," insisted Teito as Mikage walked back over to his bed.
"Right... Well what's the next point then?" Asked Mikage as he fumbled with something in his hands.
"Easy... The next point is..." Muttered Teito as his tried to think of something.
"He is...?" Taunted Mikage with a grin on his face as he plopped himself on his bed.
"He's... He's too stupid! He never revises for anything and normally fails his tests!" Said Teito with a smile as he quickly wrote that down. "And that leads to me tutoring him, wasting my time on him," added Teito bitterly and quietly.
"You sure you don't like spending those extra minutes with him? Just the two of you. " Pondered Mikage as Teito placed his head down on the cool surface of the table.
"I hate it."
"Right, " laughed Mikage with doubt as Teito shot him a quick glare, " then what's the next reason...?"
"I guess... His cooking is horrible! I was almost sick when he cooked for me!" Scowled Teito as he scribbled the point down madly.
"Well, aren't you lucky~" Cheered Mikage as he grinned and flung his arm around Teito's shoulder. "You got to have a taste of your crush's cooking!"
As Teito's eyes widened, he quickly threw Mikage's arm off of him and glared at the other teen. "He isn't my crush! And I was almost food poisoned!"
"Right, " smiled Mikage with mischief. " You know that you like him~ And you really actually do like it when he get's protective of you."
"Whatever, let's just finish this stupid thing." Muttered Teito as he focused his eyes on the piece of paper.
Six points were written down, he only had to write one more. But already, he got most of the points down. It's confusing when you claim to hate someone so much, but just to be asked why do you hate them...
He's a perverted freak.
He's too loud and rude, and should just shut up, especially when he's at the library.
He's too tall - like a skyscraper and blocks the view - besides that, he's too heavy.
He gets into too many useless fights.
He's stupid, enough said.
He can't cook.
"Any other ideas?" Asked Mikage as Teito glanced up with a puzzled face.
"You know," began Mikage as he plopped his chin on top of Teito's head.
"Get off me," ordered Teito quickly but Mikage just ignored him.
"You know, I think that there is one last reason that you're not admitting. If you say that one last reason, then we can go to sleep and by ... ehh... By Celestine honor I will never mention this again," offered Mikage as he tried to bribe his friend.
"And what reason could that be?" Huffed Teito as he glanced at the digital clock placed by his and Mikage's bed.
"That you hate that you like him."
The next day, Teito would continue to glare at the happy go lucky Mikage while muttering curses to his best friend whenever he could. But unfortunately that wasn't too often because Mikage's boyfriend would always be there, and would normally glare back at Teito.
Meanwhile, Frau would glance at Teito a bit worriedly whenever the shorter boy would blush red or run away.
"Do you know what's wrong with the brat?" Asked Frau as he plopped himself on one of the benches in the school garden.
"Must be because of the season," grinned Mikage quickly as most of the people stared quizzically at him.