I'm writin' the story 'Cause I wanna!
And 'Cause I'm boredz!
I
don't own the Sly series or anything in it.
No one will be harmed in this story...much.
Suddenly Sly and his gang pops up in a blank area that's nothing but white.
Suddenly Carmelita appears screaming like a maniac, blathering about killer kittens under a couch or something like that.
"EEEEEEEE SLY WHY IS CARMELITA RUNNIN IN CIRCLES AND SCREAMING I'M SCARED!" Says Murray. Poor scared Murray.
Sly slaps Murray and a chicken with a pitchfork appears. "YOU HAVE VIOLATED MY EVIL TERMS OF SERVICE! 3 DAY BAN!"
Suddenly Sly is in a cardboard box. Carmelita shoots the chicken and eats it. Poor dumb chicken.
Everyone passes out except for Bentley. Suddenly a weird looking blob crawls up and eats Bentley. Poor screaming Bentley.
Sly and his gang suddenly pop up somewhere 3 days later. They find out they're back in blood bath bay.
"Weren't we here on our mission to get to my family Vault?" says Sly. Suddenly a kitten runs by holding a knife, and his tail is on fire and bloody.
Poor burning Kitten. Everyone is eaten by a Shark. The shsark realises he can't breathe air and dies, coughing up the gang. Poor dead shark.
Suddenly a strawberry pops up on the ground. "BOB! My long lost strawberry!" Bentley screams.
Bentley runs up and hugs it. Sly says "BENTLEY! YOU'RE WALKING!" Bentley ignores him.
Suddenly Neyla and I get warped into this twisted story.
I scream "NEYLA?! OH EHM GEE! IT'S THE IDIOTIC POOP-ANIMAL!"
Everyone explodes.
Sorry. We're having technical difficulties because Neyla's brain fell out when she was born.
We'll be back in the next chapter.
So what'd ya think?! R&R !! Next up: Kareoke! HOMG CLOCKWERK CAN SING?!