Title: A Problem
Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers, if I did the stories would be a hell of a lot more smutty! :)
Notes: I have no frigging clue where this came from, but once I started it, it became a challenge to keep it up. I therefore challenge others to take it up, any word you like! Implied slash.

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"We have a problem."

"What sort of problem?"

"A big problem."

"How big a problem?"

"An 'I can't see round it, it's so huge' sort of a problem."

"That's a big problem. Does it have a name, this problem?"

"A Jazz Problem."

"How is Jazz a problem or, more over, how is Jazz that big a problem? Most of us can see round him easily, unless he sat on your head."

"Off track from the problem."

"Right, ok so how is Jazz a problem?"

"He's being problematic."

"I gathered that much. How, exactly, is he being problematic?"

"He's giving me a headache. One of those 'it won't go away until it's solved' problem headaches."

"Uh huh. Any ideas how to solve the problem?"

"No that's why I came to you. You're quite good at solving problems."

"Right." Pause. "You know you still haven't told me exactly what the problem is."

A larger pause.

"I'd rather not say how he's a problem."

"Well is your problem, or him, affecting anyone else?"

"No, it's just my problem."

"I see. You really do need to tell me what your problem is, if I'm to help you."

"I know." Pause again. "My problem is on the personal level."

"With Jazz? I thought you two never had any problems."

"No we don't, but lately I've developed a... problem."

"So it's not a Jazz problem then."

"Well, the problem stems from Jazz."

"Now I'm confused. How is it your problem if it stems from Jazz but it doesn't affect anyone else?"

"The problem is personal, as I've said."

"That's not helping me, the situation or the problem!"

"Fine! My feelings towards Jazz have changed, resulting in my current problem!"

"Your feelings? How is that a problem?"

"When someone loves someone else, but they don't know, is something I believe constitutes a problem."

"Ah I can see how that would be a problem."

"Thank you so much for that brilliant bit of problem solving."

"But also I can see a solution to your problem."

"Really? There is an answer to this problem?"

"Tell Jazz about your problem."

Thud.

"Prowl?"

Silence.

"What'c'ya do Prime?"

"I believe it's what you did Jazz."

"Me?"

"I believe Prowl has a problem he wishes to discuss with you, when he regains consciousness."

Curious waiting.

"Heya Prowl, Optimus tell me ya got a problem ya wanna talk t' me 'bout."

Grumble.

"What was that?"

"I said, Optimus is going to get a large problem on his hands when I next see him!"