Once apon a magical land of wonder,
lived what people thought was a simple man by the name of Sasuke.
It was a bright sunny morning, when he walked through the glistening field.
"Some thing's not right here....." Sasuke said feeling as if someone was watching him from a far.
"Impressive, not very many people have that kind of talent." the man said walking over to Sasuke's side
"What exsactly do you want anyway, Orochimaru?" Sasuke said aggrevated
"Don't worry it will all be over soon." Orochimaru said laughing to himeself
"What on Earth are you mummbling on about now?" Sasuke said giving Orochimaru an evil glare
"I'm going to change your life. Aren't you the least bit exsisted?" smirking Orochimaru said laughing
"No, you baka. Now Leave me be. Before I kill your ass." Sasuka threatend
"Don't be so rude, Sasuke. I know you have better manner's than that." Orochimaru said smaking him across the face. Sasuke half pulled out his sword. "No need for violence, my dear. Just come with me so we can get this over with." Orochimaru said lending out his hand
"I don't want any baka!" Sasuke screamed cutting Orochimaru's right hand almost completely off. "You fool you'll pay for this!" Orochimaru hissed pulling out a test tube filled with blue liquid out of his pocket. Sasuke braced himself. Orochimaru walked over to Sasuke. Sasuke gripped his sword tightly. Orochimaru jerked his jaw open pouring the blue liquid down his throat. Sasuke quickly slashed his sword across his chest practally bleeding him out, then wiping off the blue liquid off his face. "What the hell was that crap?! It tasted like fish pee." Sasuke complained
"A specail recipe that'll change you for life." Orochimaru chuckled as he continued to bleed out
"I don't understand what your blabbing on about, but I don't have time for this non-sence." Sasuke said placing his foot ontop of Orochimaru's bleeding chest. "It'll all be over quick." he said finally putting his sword through Orochimaru's still beating heart. As smoke now covered the field,
"Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun! I... I.... I-" Lee said being cut off "Lee I don't need this crap right now, now get out of my way." Sasuke warned putting his sword away, and facing his back against Lee
"But the baby!" Lee screamed sobbing. Sasuke turned around and gave Lee a strange look.
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MAN?!!!" Sasuke spazzed
"Huh? You don't know? Well, I guess I can see that happening." Lee said puzzeled, Sasuke glarred.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT." Sasuke demanded
"The baby. Duh!" Lee said as this strange aruraing light started to e mence from Sasuke's body. "Wha- What's going on?" Sasuke paniced, as he started transforming into a plain and simple piece of bacon. Lee laughed at the sight of Sasuke, then he too transformed but not into bacon he bacame a flyinig, affro-wearing, pig. "This was sooooooo uncalled for." Lee snorted
"YOU what about me?! Im Bacon for crying out loud!" Sasuke bickered
What will come of these too, and there new adventures?
Only you can decide!
-BaconRainbow