The moon shone all over Henesys. The mushrooms and slimes were bouncing, the pigs were running and everyone was happy. Mercedes and Athena Pierce were strolling around the lush, ornate park near Henesys after a hard day of training. The henhoes were socializing, children were returning home, families packed up their picnic baskets, noobs scrambled to make a makeshift home, and everyone were leaving the park.
"So Mercedes, I heard you liked Evan." Athena teased.
"…." Mercedes replied. She gave Athena a blank stare.
"Let's go back to my house for drinks." Mercedes changed the subject. They were going to pack up their picnic basket, when they noticed an old lady innocently moving to the exit of the park. She was carrying a large blue sack. At the time she passed by the marble bowman fountain, a bald man jumped in front of the fountain, walked normally, and ran into her. The man wore a white long sleeved shirt and blue jeans.
"Ouch, watch out!" she cried. The man snatched the sack from her, and attempted to flee to the park entrance.
"Stop thief! Give back the old lady her luggage back!" yelled the old woman.
"Or what?" the thief mocked, as he attempted to dash to the exit.
"Maybe those two girls may find you and kill you!" she warned, while she pointed at the two elves. Athena and Mercedes glanced at each other, before pulling out their weapons and ammo. The bald man pranced around the park while Athena positioned her bow and pointed it toward him. The elven job instructor was about to aim, when a noob appeared out of nowhere.
"OMGZORS! ITZ ATHENA PIERCE THE BOWMAN INSTRUCTOR? WILL YOU SPARE A NOOB SOME MEZORS?" begged the noob in a loud voice. Athena was distracted by the plea that she let go of the arrow, and it cut clean through the sack instead of the thief.
"BOOM!"
The explosion made a loud blast that could be heard over Henesys region, from Utah's Pig Farm to the Golem Temple. The two elves looked up to see the thief's body blasted to smithereens. Surrounding his corpse was some scorched grass, leaving bare patches of dirt all over the park. The grand fountain failed to work, while it spewed water over the place. The old woman strolled towards Athena Pierce to say some words.
"Oh my. You think it'll never happen to you, young lady. Well, now, I learned my lesson. And I thought the Clock Town Bomb Store would be able to stock Bomb Bags all over Maple World. It's too bad." the old lady said
"It seems that you'll have to pay for the lost sales." she continued.
"Since 10 bomb bags were destroyed in the process, the cost will be 900000 mesos." Mercedes sighed as she wrote a check and gave it to the old lady. The old lady folded it in half and stashed it into a hidden pocket. She trotted away, leaving the elves confused.