-1Oookay…
Well, I was bored, and I wasn't exactly feeling inspired to write anything dramatic for OGR (sorry, fans!), when I suddenly remembered something my soon-to-be-ex-brother-in-law said once while I was watching DBZ, so… this twisted work was born! Enjoy! MUHAHAHA!
DISCLAIMER: Kinda stupid to waste one on this, but: I DO NOT OWN DBZ OR ANY RELATED CHARACTERS!
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It was a sunny day outside Capsule Corp. You know the kind: birds singing and flitting around, squirrels scampering about while gathering nuts, the usual. Suddenly, the serene, picturesque day was shattered by a loud scream coming from one of the upstairs rooms.
Vegeta was screaming, his power level nearing its maximum, yet it still didn't help his current… situation. And he'd been trying for at least an hour. He continued to force his level upwards, still screaming with everything he had, when he heard a knock at the door.
"VEGETA!" came the unmistakable voice of Bulma. "KNOCK IT OFF! DO YOU REALSIE YOU"VE BLOWN OUT NEARLY EVERY WINDOW IN THIS HOUSE?! GET OUT HERE NOW!"
"Leave me be, Woman! Don't you realize I have a serious problem here?"
Bulma was silent for a moment before replying. "You're still having that problem? Maybe you should see a doctor…"
"Woman! The Prince of all Saiyans needs no doctor! I'll be fine, just let me be!"
Bulma kicked the door. "Don't you realize this could do long term damage? If the medicine hasn't helped…"
"Umm…."
"Vegeta, you did take the medicine I gave you, right?"
"Well, I… No."
"VEGETA!"
"What do you want from me, Woman? That stuff smelled like crap! I will NOT put anything that fowl-smelling in my mouth!"
Bulma had heard enough. She stormed over to their room, grabbed the bottle off the end table by their bed and stormed back to the bathroom. Kicking the door open, she proceeded to toss the bottle into the lap of Vegeta, who was currently sitting on the toilet.
"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, VEGETA, TAKE THE STUPID LAXATIVE!!!"
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Well, that's the end! Hope I didn't scar anyone for life. It's just, aforementioned person happened to see the episode where Vegeta transformed into his Ascended form for the first time, and he made the statement that he looked and sounded constipated, sooo. There it is! Review and tell me how much it sucks!