Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.

Author: Hello! It's Sakura In Action talking right now!

Author: So in this story there shall be some very familiar main characters. Now there is one big issue that I'm concerned with that hasn't found a solution in the show. The love triangle! I shall solve it in a weird way!

Author: Inuyasha, Kagome, and Kikyou will be the main characters.

Inuyasha: You bet I will! Feh! I'm always the main character 'cause I'm the only one who can do anything around here!

Author: But you're not even the main character in the show, bonehead!

Inuyasha: What?! But if I'm not the main character, then who the hell is?!

Kagome: Me! I'm the main character!

Inuyasha: You?! But you're so lame!

Kagome: Death glare Excuse me?

Author: Uh…I think you got her mad…

Inuyasha: You think?! Eyes that are scared to death.

Kagome: INUYASHA! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!

Inuyasha: Aaaaahhh!!! Noooooo!!!

Inuyasha crumbles further and further into the ground and while Kagome keeps saying sit.

Author: …

Author: Ooookay. So, Kikyou, I guess you're the only character left. Well I've got to tell you that this story might be a little awkward for you.

Kikyou: Then why'd you write it? Fool.

Author: Umm…

Kikyou: Fool.

Author: Hmph! Oh! Now I shall introduce the last main character!

Last main character: Hello everyone! Good to see you!

Author…

Author: This is not how this character should be acting. Do you have a fever, character?

Character: No.

Author: Sigh Guess you'll just have to meet him in the story.

Chapter One: Kikyou Discovers a New Admirer

Kikyou, the beautiful priestess who was dead and brought back to life, with long, flowing, pitch black hair and some of the most beautiful blue eyes ever sleepily got off the grassy patch under the shade of the tree. She searched with her hand for hr crossbow and arrows. She felt something come into her hand but it definitely wasn't her crossbow and arrows. It felt like a soft piece of paper.

Kkyou turned to find a wonderfully written, pink colored, heart shaped card that lay in her hand. On the front, it said, "To Kikyou". She curiously wondered why someone would give this to her. And then she suddenly remembered that it was Valentine's Day.

Inuyasha! Kikyou thought, remembering the affections that Inuyasha had for her, but she did not really care about him even though she knew she liked him back.

She was about to throw the letter in the pond when something suddenly caught her eye. In the back of the card, it said in big, blue letters, "P.S. I'M NOT INUYASHA."

How weird, Kikyou thought. So if my admirer is not Inuyasha, instead it is a pathetic loser. What is the difference?

She opened the card to find tiny demons coming out of it that were colored red and pink. They winked at her mischievously while crawling onto her arms and then tried to suck her blood.

Kikyou squashed them and threw them off. Great! A vampire is in love with me and the only way to show his affection is by trying to kill me! Kikyou thought, sighing.

Then she smiled evilly and to everyone's surprise, said, "Ha ha! Too bad! But I'm already dead!" and put her hands up in victory.

(Author: How weird, Kikyou. You're weird.)

(Kikyou talking to author: Oh yea? Why don't you try to say that again? Cracks knuckles)

(Author: Umm…no thanks!)

Kikyou's eyes drifted to the writing and she read, "Dear Kykoyou. (He spelled her name wrong. What a loser.) I love you. THE END."

"How unromantic," Kikyou said. "I'm totally not falling for this guy." Then, when her eyes scrolled down to the name, she gasped in horror. Her eyes grew wide. She never expected it…

Meanwhile, Inuyasha was actually on his way to seeing Kikyou. He had just put Kagome's valentine in her backpack so it would surprise her later. And now, he was going to give Kikyou her valentine.

"I'm falling in loooooove," he sang horribly as he walked down the grassy path.

Author: Stop singing. It's horrible.

Inuyasha: Shut up! You're not part of the story!

Author: I made the story!

Inuyasha: …

Inuyasha: Shut up! It's you who made my singing bad!

As Inuyasha continued to sing the song, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Kikyou. His singing stopped. (Thank god!)

Her back was to him, but to Inuyasha, it was almost as beautiful as the front. "K-Kikyou," he whispered, talking to her back. (Creep.) But Kikyou hadn't heard. "Kikyou?" Inuyasha asked, walking up to her. Then he saw it. Inuyasha leaned over Kikyou and stared at the card in Kikyou's hand (which wasn't his).

He looked at the words, then at the signature below. He gasped, "What the fuck?! No way!" He screamed as the name would haunt him in

his dreams forever.

Just then, he felt a sharp hand on his back, cutting into his flesh.

"Yes way," it whispered creepily. Inuyasha was in shock until the voice said, "Outta my way, girlfriend! I'm here for my girl!" "What the fuck?!" Inuyasha screamed as he stared coldly into the eyes of the other Kikyou admirer.

Author: Hey, at least the other guy isn't a two timer!

Inuyasha: You again?! Grr! How dare you make somebody else like Kikyou?!

Author: Ah, shut your trap, mutt!

Inuyasha: What did you say? I'm gonna kill you!

Author: Pushes button and trap door opens up under Inuyasha, making him fall into darkness.

Author: Please read the next chapter and review my first story! And no hard feeling if you say it's bad. Sniff Please don't say it's bad! Sob

To be continued…

Kikyou admirer.