The cafeteria was always so noisy, so full of people, so full of subjects.
"So full of bullshit." Craig said to himself, playing with the meatballs of his meal.
"C'mon Craig, I know that you like to play with balls, but eat it already before I steal from you." Cartman complained, finishing his meal. Craig was sitting next to the fatass and his gang in that day, since Clyde was sick and Token was in a trip with his parents. Also a certain blonde really liked Kyle and Stan, so as soon as he could flip Cartman of he didn't mind.
"Shut up." He rolled his eyes. "I gonna grab some juice. You're coming, baby?"
"I-I w-wanna finish my food fast, so anyone can poison it!" Tweek said in a very suspicious way, but the Tucker boy did not questioned him, following his way to the drink machine. "Okay that was a lie! Oh God, I hope Craig does not discover and get angry with me!"
"We understand dude, Craig was being a total dick." Cartman said, starting to eat his dessert.
"No! I was actually hoping that Stan, Kyle and Kenny could give me some relationship advice, but is too much for me doing this in front of him!" The blonde explained, eating his mashed potatoes to make sure that his lie was covered.
"Sure man, whatever you need." Kyle gave him a friendly smile.
"Wait, wait a second! Why those idiots? I get Stan, but Kyle could not have a girlfriend even if he gave her all of his gold and Kenny is poor, so he'll probably just be a sex toy for some rich old lady to have her money! I have a girlfriend that loves me and this makes me the most suitable person in this table to give you relationship advice!" Cartman shouted.
"Maybe is because you're a crazy psychopath that brainwashed his own grilfriend, treated like trash and is a terrible boyfriend in general." The ginger answered, rolling his eyes.
"Okay Kyle, we got it, you wanted Heidi and she dumped you, no need to be so angry about this bro. She just chose what is better to her."
"YOU BRAINWASHED HER, YOU MANIAC!" Kyle held Eric by his jacket, ready to punch him.
"Oh God, I did not wanted to make you fight! Now I gonna have to be witness of a murder!" Tweek looked like he was going to faint.
"C'mon guys, you can kill each other later. Let's hear Tweek's question." Stan acted like the reasonable voice and made his friends came back to their places.
"S-So, what do you know about kissing?" The blonde looked down, feeling flustered.
"Stan knows how to puke at the same time. He's a fucking expert." Kenny said, his voice muffled as always, but after all those years of convivence it was easy to understand him.
"Shut up Kenny." Stan punched him in the arm. "You and Craig never kissed? Cool, Wendy owns me 10 bucks."
"You've been betting about my relationship?!"
"Hey dude, is not my fault that the girls love to admire your relationship. In their heads you guys are almost married." The Marsh's kid shrugged.
"OH GOD SO MUCH EXPECTATIONS! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME!" The coffe-lover twitched, smashing his dessert by accident.
"Tweek, calm down. Listen, you just have to wait for the right moment. When it comes, just get close to him, close your eyes and the situation will work out. He'll realize that this is what you want, and is done." Kyle explained, trying to be as supportive as possible, because 1: Tweek was a nice guy that was alreay very tormented by his troubles.
2: If Craig came back and saw his boyfriend twitching and going crazy, he was going to be pissed. He could get very revengeful when he was being overprotective.
"BUT WHEN IS THE RIGHT MOMENT?!"
"You j-"
"I brought you a juice too, darling. Make your mouth busy with something that does not have caffeine." Craig interrupted the red-head, sitting back at his place and handing Tweek a red box of juice.
"I don't think that is juice that he's wanting in his mouth." Cartman said under a laugh.
"What?"
"Don't pay attention to him, dude." Stan interrupted. "We were just asking Tweek if you two want to go to the theater with us in the weekend. Token will be back and Clyde would probably be better, so call them too."
"Sure, why not?" Craig answered as they heard the bell ringing, signing thatthey should be back to class. As the group started to walk, with Cartman complaining that if they were interrupted in the middle of the movie because the cops wanted to take Token it would be Stan's fault, the couple just walked in silence, holding hands while Tweek was trying to make a plan at his mind.
If the moment is right. If the situation work out. If Craig realized what he was wanting.
If.
If.
There were too many doubts in that statement, and doubts weren't good for his mental functioning. Maybe the theater would be the moment? Was kinda romantic, and dark so he would not see or be seen doing something that embarassing.
Two days until there. He definitely needed to talk with Clyde that afternoon.