Jake has been waiting all year for Halloween to come so he could show off his Deadpool costume to everyone.
Jake was as tall as a normal eighteen year old except he was had brown hair,blue eyes,his ears were pierced twice and he had red glasses.
Jake tried to get his dad (Jeremy) to be cable but he liked wolverine more.
"so when are we leaving?" Jake asked his mom Jill
"Why are you in a hurry? Tambrie isn't gonna be here till later today." she replied
"OH GOD ITS NOT..."
"Not what Jake?" she asked
"Never-mind." He said
Jill was being a witch (nothing special) she had black hair,black glasses, brown eyes and was thirty-eight.
His dad on the other hand had brown hair green eyes and was...thirty-eight.
Tambrie (Jake's friend) was being Shiklah.
She had brown hair and brown eyes.
Danie was being Fiona from Adventure time.
She had black dreads and brown eyes.
Jake's sisters (oldest to youngest) Jackie,Jess and Jovie
Jackie (18) was being Alice from Alice madness returns.
Jess (9) was being...of course was being Elsa.
Jovie (3) was being an alien from the Alien movies
They all ate dinner and got their costumes on and waited.
"Neat you are being Shiklah and i am being Deadpool ,ha."Said Jake
"Ha yeah i just realized that,coolio." Replied Tambrie.
"Awwwwwwwwwe so cuuuute!" Danie teased them by taking a picture
"Let see #jambrie or #Take,yes #Jam-b-r-i-e send!I ship you two!"
"Screw off!" Said Jake
"Whatever,peace out bitches replied Danie
"Y'all ready? asked Jackie
And everyone was off.
"Ha, my sack is bigger than yours!" Said Jake
"Only by a little bit!" Replied Danie looking at her candy sack.
"Hey,ma if there is ever a-Trick or treat...thank you!-apocalypse could i say the f word?" Asked Jake
"Suuuuurrre!"His mom replied
Then a green light from the sky appeared getting closer and closer
"The fuck?"Said Jeremy
And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Hours later:
"Damn! What was that?"Jake asked himself
"Guys! Where are you a-over here!" Jill said as she cut him off
"Oh thank god i thought i'd lost you."
"No i we were abo-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Screamed Jackie
"What?" Asked Jake
"YOUR HAND,YOUR HAND!" She replied
"What's wrong with my h-AHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Jake looking at his hand.
His hand was all jacked up and then it was all better
Everybody (even Jovie but she did not know why) were screaming.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."Moaned a strange voice
Claws came out of Jeremy's hand
"Holy shit does this mean my swords and guns ar-OUCH!-"Yelled Jake looking at his butt to find Jovie biting it.
"You little shit!" He said pulling her off
"Its a zombie."Said Jeremy
"Oh fuck."Said Jake
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