It's Friday night after school and the ninjas are logged on Skype.
Sasuke is online.
Naruto: Sasuke i reached home first
Sasuke: only because you lived the closest and i didnt wanted to waste any energy
Naruto: im faster than you and stronger than you
Sasuke: none of that shit is true so shut up you loser
Sakura is online.
Naruto: you shut up you asshole
Sasuke: why dont you come and tell me that in my face you loser
Naruto: no
Sasuke: are you scared? scaredy cat
Sakura: o.o am i late?
Naruto: hell yea you are
Sasuke: no i just came on
Sakura: Naruto go do your homework
Naruto: nah i'll copy the answers from you in class Monday morning
Kakashi: looks like Team 7 is here
Kakashi: by any chance do you know if Jiraiya posted a need book of the Make Out Series online?
Naruto: Kakashi sensei wtf are you doing here?
Kakashi: yes or no
Sasuke: no he doesnt post it online
Naruto: Kakashi sensei i have a question for you
Kakashi: bye
Naruto: did he just ditch me?
Sakura: he is still online, he's just ignoring you
Hinata is now online.
Naruto: i think we should video chat?
Sakura: maybe tommorow because i dont have on clothes
Naruto: :P so im guessing its a yes
Naruto: im sure Sasuke is afraid to show his self
Naruto: Hinata are you going to video chat?
Sasuke: i didnt say no and im not afraid to video chat
Sakura: uh..
Naruto: come on Sakura
Hinata: i just think she is afraid she will be embarassed when she is hiding nothing that she has to show
Naruto: wow Hinata thats harsh
Naruto: i didnt know you were like that
Hinata: i didnt mean to
Naruto: Hinata's right
Sasuke: would you two shut the fuck up?
Sakura: ugh fine
Naruto: stuck up ass hole
Naruto: okay im gonna call the group
Shinobi calling...
"Wait, Shino what are you doing here? How long have you been on?" Sakura asked. Shino smirked, "I was always on, there is something called invisible mode," he replied.
"You was spying weren't you?" She asked as she took off her camera, "please leave this group call."
Shino has left the call.
"So I see you still completely flat as a board." Hinata said. Sakura felt so ashamed. 'Why did I had to answer the video chat?' She asked herself. 'Maybe the others must be laughing at me and trying to hide it?' Sakura turned back on her camera leading Naruto to a nose bleed. "What a scrub, Naruto. You're already getting a nosebleed, even though she has a bra on." Hinata said. "I can show you my rack if you'd like me to?" She asked knowing what's coming for her. "Sure Hinata!" He shouted. Hinata took off her clothes and to show Naruto then puts it back on.
"Back, what's going on?" Sasuke asked. "Hinata was just showing me her boobs." Naruto said with a huge grin on his face. "Hn." Sasuke said. "Hey Sakura, it's not my fault I got more than you. You still got something and what I said wasn't ment to be offensive." Hinata said. "Don't worry about it. I'm just jealous thats all." Sakura said.
Karin is online.
Karin: hmmm my pussy is so wet lol ok I see u connecting, I'm gonna put on my outfit now , Just type here or in the chat when u can see me undressing.
Karin calling...
Sasuke declined the call and she kept calling back. "Why the hell does she keep calling me!" Sasuke yelled. "Who?" Naruto asked. "Ugh, I gotta go wash my nose." Naruto left his laptop on and went to the bathroom.
Karin has joined the call.
"Ok... let me set my cam up and I'll show you my sexy little outfit and maybe what's under it lol ..Just promise you won't take pictures of me naked ok?" Karin stated. Karin's camera came on and all members in the call saw her in her thong saying 'yes' and in her pasties skin out on her bed. "Put some clothes on." Sasuke demanded.
"No Sasuke, my sexyness will get you this time." Karin said. "Slut, get out of this call or I'll remove you." Sakura said. "So Sasuke, what kind of girls are you into? you like nerdy girls?" She asked. "Sasuke, make me your bitch." Karin started feeling up herself and moaned. You should know nerdy girls with redheads are the biggest freaks! I have some free time now Suigetsu went out... I love to tease Wanna see? Its up to u... Im in the mood Sasuke."
"Karin you disgust me." Sakura said in an angry tone. Hinata took off her camera. "Whats wrong?" Karin asked. "No one wants to see you." Sasuke said.
Suigetsu is online.
Suigetsu has joined the call.
"Holy shit! My pussy is so wet! I still have some toys that I want you to watch me play with it Sasuke. Suigetsu! What the fuck are you doing here!" Karin shouted. "Oh man. Karin your naked for Sasuke. I bet you was waiting to do this when I wasn't online, you just want Sasuke to come play with you." Suigetsu smirked. "No I wasn't, I mean I never, I did...
Karin has left the call.
"I'm back. I just went for some Ramen." Naruto said. "Sorry about that but I got some business to take care of so see ya later!" Suigetsu said.
Suigetsu has left the call.
At the Akatsuki's hideout, there was a meeting going on. "What the fuck you watching with your melge down mother cunt? You know what? I'm outta here. I need to do my ritual and ask Jashin for help." Hidan said walking out the room. "Meeting dismissed!" Pein shouted. "When I'm cooking saltfish, I does soak it good." Kisame said. "Shut up!" Deidara yelled. Kakuzu said, "back in my days, there was a little bit of money but now is alot." "You sound like the old bag." Sasori said.
Naruto: Hinata lets go out for Ramen.
Hinata: ok
Hinata has left the call
Naruto has left the call
Sasuke: brb
Sakura: where are you going?
Sasuke: bathroom
Sakura: okay
As soon as Sasuke left his laptop, Itachi came home and passed Sasuke's room. He noticed that Sasuke wasn't there. He saw Sakura on Skype shirtless. 'Why does my little brother? Oh I get it.' Itachi thinks. Itachi then saw a next person poped up on the chat. Karin.
Karin has joined the call.
Her camera was on and her glasses was off. " Sasuke, sorry to rush you but u got me so horny! I need to release some stress are you there?" Karin asked. "Karin for the hundredth time leave no one wants a horny bitch like you. Stop telling Sasuke shit or I'll tell Suigetsu that your on to get you off." Sakura stated.
Sasuke was coming back and Itachi left the room. They passed side by side in the hall way and Sasuke asked, "Hey Itachi, your home late, what gives?" "The meeting was longer than usual." Itachi smirked. "Okay, I gotta get going." Sasuke went to his room.
Karin has left the call.
"What was that about?" Sasuke asked. "Ugh, same old same old." She replied.
Itachi went on his laptop and went on skype.
Hidan: eat my balls
Kakuzu: nobody want to eat your dirty ass balls
Hidan: your mother should of had an abortion with your ugly ass
Sasori: your one to talk
Hidan: ok then
Hidan: im coming off
Kakuzu: race to see who comes off first. i dont want to have to make them increase my bills do i get paid for comin offline
Deidara: but Hidan is already offline
Kakuzu: damn
Pein: tommorow's mission, we spy on Konoha's skype services. we hack into one's computer/laptop and see's whats going on.
Itachi: hmm well im feeling very lucky today
Pein: what do you mean?
Konan: his little brother
Pein: okay, but we must bring peace to the nations
Kisame: and fish
Pein: no
Kisame: thats what she said
Konan: boy if you dont get
Sasori: we should hang out at Itachi's tommorow night
Pein: good idea, then its said we can do the mission there
Konan: yes the Uchiha Mansion, perfect
Kisame: hoe dont do it
Konan: fuck off
Sasori: fool like him then goes offline
Itachi: like myself pain and konan are the only ones here that doesnt give trouble
Deidara: lie you dont even care about my art
Itachi: i shouldnt care less
At the next chat...
Sai is online.
Sai: why is there a group call going on?
Sai has joined the call.
Call ended.
Naruto: back, Sai why did you hang up the call
Sai: it wasn't me dickless
Naruto: forget it
Sasuke: hn loser
Ino is online.
Ino: hey, where's Sakura
Naruto: up your ass
Sai: how the fuck should we know where Ugly is
Sasuke: your pathetic
Sai: just like your dick
Sakura: ?
Sasuke: what's your plotting?
Ino: i just wanted to return something to her
Sakura: i told you to take it
Naruto: return what?
Sai: its probably her dildo
Sakura: for your information i do not own a dildo and second of all why would i even buy one?
Sai: to fuck yorself since you cant get a dick
Sakura: stfu
Sasuke: Sai you need to excuse yourself because your talking to the wrong person
Sai: i bet Naruto cant get pussy
Naruto: i can get Hinata's pussy free
Sai: i bet you dont like it
Hinata is online.
Naruto: nah i like Hinata's pussy
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Sai: 'Naruto: nah i like Hinata's pussy'
Hinata: h zhhgm ukgvvfcklkhgfdsdfghkopoiuytrewqwertyhkl;lkhgfdsascvbnml,khytrdsdertyuiokihuhgftdresxe
Hinata: oh ty
Naruto: its getting late we better come offline
Sasuke: hn
Sai: you have a point dickless
Hinata: bye
Ino: bi
Sai: sexual
Sakura: what the fuck
Naruto: poof
Sasuke: hey Sakura, do you think you can round up everyone and maybe we can all hang out tommorow night at my place?
Sakura: sure Sasuke
Karin is online.
Karin: hmmm my pussy is so wet lol ok I see you connecting, I'm gonna put on my outfit now, Just type here or in the chat when you can see me undressing
Sakura: why does she keep doing that
Sasuke: i think she's trolling
Karin: no im not trolling babe
Sasuke: stay out of this you loser
Karin: k...
Karin: lol you should know nerdy girls and redheads are the biggest freaks!
Karin: Hmmm well maybe I can spice up your week even more lol..what kind of girls are you into? you like nerdy girls?
Sasuke: Sakura you know what to do right?
Sakura: of course Sasuke
Karin: hmm ok. Your username seemed familiar. haha it's ok I was just looking for Sasuke
Karin: mhhm nice and wet lol
Karin: Holy Shit! my pussy is so wet
Karin: Cum for me babe
Karin: its free babe, its just to keep kids out. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me lol.. im gonna show u more than just my sexy outfit I promise lol I like to tease but I love to deliver even more haha. Are u almost in?
Karin: k.. xoxo :)~
Karin: so I'm not showing anything to a minor ;), i had to do it too but dont worry, it doesnt cost anything and its alot of fun!
Karin: make me your bitch
Karin: haha it's ok I was just looking for someone to talk with, I hope you don't mind chatting with a bored single red head
Karin: what ya up to?
Karin: Are you there?
Karin: Wanna see? its up to u...im in the mood lol
Karin: i love to tease :)
Karin: hi hottie
Suigetsu: yea and to think that i was actually offline to not see the stuff your sending to Sasuke when he just came offline
Karin: SUIGETSU WHAT THAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING HERE!?
Kakashi: i weak like 7 days
Suigetsu: what the?
Kakashi: by chance do any one of you know if the latest book in the Make Out Series is out online?
Suigetsu: they dont post it online
Kakashi: i know i get that alot
Karin: im out
Suigetsu: why dont you read over Make Out Paradise or Make Out Tactics
Suigetsu: or join the two stories or write your own
Kakashi: good idea thanks
Suigetsu: damn im alone in this chat
Shino: no one ever notices me
Suigetsu: what the fuck this is wierd im out
Shino: this is wierd? why you asked? because im here
Shino: and this is why i like bugs
The next day at the Hokage's office...
"Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Kakashi and Yamato, Lady Tsunade has summoned all of you." Shizune said. "This better not be a D-ranked mission." Naruto yawned as the ninja's walked into the office. "As Team 7, Sai and Yamato, I have summoned you here to go at the Konoha Hot Springs to bring Jiraiya to me. And yes this is a D-ranked mission.
"Aw man. We gotta get Pervy Sage while he is out doing his research to write his next book." Naruto shrugged. "Did you say research to write his next book?" Kakashi asked. "Yeah. Why? Oh wait I get it. Well what are we waiting for lets go!" Naruto yelled. "Hn." Sasuke said.
At the forest...
"What are you doing Tobi! Don't let your guard down just because he's a kid! Hn." Deidara said. As he stood on a branch. Tobi was on the ground standing next to the enemy. "This teleportation jutsu makes it do best for both of us." Tobi said. Deidara put his right hand in his bag and made it chew some Dethinated Clay. 'Let me just slice him up with some chakra level C1 explosives first.' He said in his mind. "Tobi! Stay back!" Deidara said. Deidara threw explosives onto the ground. "Whoaaa!" Tobi shouted and ran away from the bombs. "Time out partner! No! Don't blow him up yet! Oh! Behind you! Look out!" Tobi fell on the ground.
Deidara threw an explosive at the enemy behind and blew him up using a ninjutsu hand sign. "Deidara! Oh! Uhoo hoo hoo! haa haa haa haa haa! He have been strict but he was a good partner I'll never forgive him." Tobi cried. "Okay! Will you just shut up already!" Deidara landed infront of Tobi and shouted angry. "Huh? Hey your still alive." Tobi said. "Come on lets get going. The others are waiting on us." Deidara said.
Team 7, Sai and Yamato were outside the Hot Springs when Team Gai approached them. "Okay Kakashi! We're finally here." Gai said. "What do you mean by we're?" Kakashi asked. "Lady Tsunadi sent us here to capture the hooligan who is peeping on the girls." Neji said. Rock Lee went to Sakura and said, "you are like a falling angel from the heavens. Marry me Sakura." "Eww no." Sakura replied. Sai walked up to Lee. "What's Sai problem with Bushy Brow?" Naruto asked.
"Rock Lee I've been wanting to ask you something. Do you even have a weaner?" Sai asked. "Yes I do." Lee said. "YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT!" Tenten shouted. Rock Lee pulled down his pants. "NO WAY!" Tenten shouted. Everybody around them started staring. "Our sincerest apologies to all our people. You too Sai, tell them your sorry." Tenten demanded. Sai on the other hand bent down and watched Lee's dick. "Oh my god! This is amazing. It's the Leaf's Beautiful Three Wild Beast!" Sai shouted. "Stop admiring him!" Tenten slapped Sai and Rock Lee in the face.
Everyone went there separate ways, the boys and the girls. At the girls' side, they were about to undress when nine masked creatures approached Sakura and Tenten. "I'll grind your bones to dust!" A masked man said. "There's so many of them!" Sakura shouted. Out of nowhere, the Akatsuki showed up. "What the hell!" Tenten shouted. "Stop! We have come here to help you with the request of Lady Hokage." Itachi said. "We were hired to back you up seeing you have a final chance against that masked man." Deidara said.
"Oh Shit! The Akatsuki!" The masked man said. The Akatsuki killed everyone of the creatures and Tenten ran out of the room and said, "Keep an eye on Sakura for me okay." "Oh, thanks for saving us." Sakura said. "I'd think you better get going, don't you have a mission to do?" Sasori asked. "Yeah, well see you later." Sakura ran off.
"Now then, since you were infiltrating in the Hot Springs and that your an S-ranked criminal... I'll have to bring you to the Intel Division in the Hidden Leaf." Itachi told the masked man. "Ooh! Sexy." The masked man said. "Jashin! Oh hey Kakuzu I bet your jealous that Itachi has to talk the criminal"Shut up don't talk to me." Kakuzu said. "You know I'm not a man right. By the way... All of you are sexy. Besides Kakuzu, Kisame, and Hidan is alright, I don't know how Tobi looks." The girl said. "Lets go." Pein said.
"Hey Sakura! Tenten told me what happend in there!" Naruto shouted. "Don't we have to go back to Lady Tsunade now that we have Jiraiya?" She asked. "She finally wants me." Jiraiya said. "No loser." Sasuke said. "Lets get going."
At The Hokage's Office
"Great work now you guys can get going. As for you Jiraiya," Tsunade said. The ninjas left the Hokage's office.
~END OF CHAPTER~