Disclaimer: I do not own Frozen or its characters
Warning: mention of a "salad consisting primarily of finely-shredded raw cabbage and dressed most commonly with a vinaigrette salad dressing" (wikipedia)

"Hey, Anna. Who do you like? Oh, and by that I mean like-like."

Anna looked at Kristoff incredulously. It hasn't even been three minutes into lunch for Pete's sake.

"Kristoff, are we like, in the second grade or something? Why in the world would I tell you who I have a crush on?"

He shrugged. "I don't know. I thought we were friends, and friends tell each other their secrets."

Anna sighed. Kristoff did make a point; after all, he was her only friend. But then again, she was technically his only friend too. Or well, real friend.

"Ok, fine." She huffed and Kristoff just grinned widely to Anna's annoyance.

"You know that one person?"

"You're gonna have to be more specific, Anna." He said as he rolled his eyes.

"That girl in math class who gets all the answers right even when she's not paying attention, finishes all her assignments on time, who looks tough - but not a bad tough - just tough enough she can protect herself, who unfortunately smokes uhh..." Anna's face scrunched up unintentionally, "...I'm not really sure myself but it's none of my business! The girl who visits the library every week and I'm pretty sure she does animal rescue or something and-" Breathe, Anna, breathe.

Luckily, Kristoff finally cuts in so she can replenish her oxygen levels. Her brain and lungs are happy now.

"What?! You mean coleslaw over there?" He says pointing in the general direction of her crush while simultaneously slamming the other hand on the table like the kind barbarian he is.

"Excuse you sir, I'd like to paraphrase my earlier question: Are you in the second grade? There's no need to call someone names. Her name is Elsa." This was exasperating, Anna could see Kristoff roll his eyes again. She took a deep breath, "and yes, I do mean her."

A/N: Yeah, this is just gonna basically be a fairly large one-shot chopped up into smaller chapters. Thank you for reading. :)