KILL ME BABY THREE MORE TIMES!
I love this! I get to make fun of my enemies!
Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu were walking around Viridian City with a tour guide.
Tour Guide: Now here on your right is the Viridian City Gym, owned by Giovanni, the leader of Team Rocket, who always jack Pokemon.
Ash: Team Rocket? Okay, I'm going to rebel against them. Hey! Is that an ice cream stand? I'm going to buy an ice cream!
Pikachu: Get a brain while you're at it!
Misty: Hey! Is that a Gengar that just walked up behind us?
Sarah Bana: No! I'm Sarah Bana, the Pakistan Teenage Witch! I'll show you my powers!
Sarah Bana picks up a rat and threw it 1 foot away.
Sarah Bana: See? I can teleport that mouse!
Ash: Wow! Did you see that? That was so cool! You can join me on my sorrow adventures!
Brock: Heh! She looks like that *BEEP!* that I went out with!
Ash: Sarah! You look like a *BEEP!*!
Sarah Bana: Yes, Brock already told me that.
Ash: Let's go to the Gym!
Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, and Sarah Bana all go into the Gym.
Giovanni: Welcome, young Ash.
Ash: How did you know my name?
Giovanni: You destroyed my Gym and Mewtwo, ya know.
Ash: Oh yeah!
Sarah Bana: I challenge you to a Brain Quiz!
Giovanni: OK. What's one plus one?
Sarah Bana: Two?
Giovanni: Right. What's two plus two?
Sarah Bana: What? Oh, super witch power of Pakastan, give me the answer! I know! It's 2,115,975,970 to the calculation of witch power!
Giovanni: Nope, you're wrong! It's four!
Sarah Bana: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
A hole suddenly opened underneath her and Sarah Bana dropped into Team Rocket's dungon. She gets tortured.
Sarah Bana: Watch it, you *BEEP!*!
Team Rocket Member: Hey, aren't you that *BEEP!* that Brock had?
Sarah Bana: No, I look like her.
Sarah Bana finally dies at the age of 78.
Sarah Bana: I can finally go to heaven!
Guard: Where do you think your going?
Sarah Bana: To heaven.
Guard: But you're a Pakistanian Teenage Witch! You must go to *BEEP!*!
Sarah Bana: But I don't have any magic!
Guard: Too Bad!
Sarah Bana: And I thought Life was fair!
Sarah Bana goes to *BEEP!*.
THE END!
Next time, Kill Me Baby Two More Times, sequel to Kill Me Baby Three More Times! Derek Chen dies!
I love this! I get to make fun of my enemies!
Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu were walking around Viridian City with a tour guide.
Tour Guide: Now here on your right is the Viridian City Gym, owned by Giovanni, the leader of Team Rocket, who always jack Pokemon.
Ash: Team Rocket? Okay, I'm going to rebel against them. Hey! Is that an ice cream stand? I'm going to buy an ice cream!
Pikachu: Get a brain while you're at it!
Misty: Hey! Is that a Gengar that just walked up behind us?
Sarah Bana: No! I'm Sarah Bana, the Pakistan Teenage Witch! I'll show you my powers!
Sarah Bana picks up a rat and threw it 1 foot away.
Sarah Bana: See? I can teleport that mouse!
Ash: Wow! Did you see that? That was so cool! You can join me on my sorrow adventures!
Brock: Heh! She looks like that *BEEP!* that I went out with!
Ash: Sarah! You look like a *BEEP!*!
Sarah Bana: Yes, Brock already told me that.
Ash: Let's go to the Gym!
Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, and Sarah Bana all go into the Gym.
Giovanni: Welcome, young Ash.
Ash: How did you know my name?
Giovanni: You destroyed my Gym and Mewtwo, ya know.
Ash: Oh yeah!
Sarah Bana: I challenge you to a Brain Quiz!
Giovanni: OK. What's one plus one?
Sarah Bana: Two?
Giovanni: Right. What's two plus two?
Sarah Bana: What? Oh, super witch power of Pakastan, give me the answer! I know! It's 2,115,975,970 to the calculation of witch power!
Giovanni: Nope, you're wrong! It's four!
Sarah Bana: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
A hole suddenly opened underneath her and Sarah Bana dropped into Team Rocket's dungon. She gets tortured.
Sarah Bana: Watch it, you *BEEP!*!
Team Rocket Member: Hey, aren't you that *BEEP!* that Brock had?
Sarah Bana: No, I look like her.
Sarah Bana finally dies at the age of 78.
Sarah Bana: I can finally go to heaven!
Guard: Where do you think your going?
Sarah Bana: To heaven.
Guard: But you're a Pakistanian Teenage Witch! You must go to *BEEP!*!
Sarah Bana: But I don't have any magic!
Guard: Too Bad!
Sarah Bana: And I thought Life was fair!
Sarah Bana goes to *BEEP!*.
THE END!
Next time, Kill Me Baby Two More Times, sequel to Kill Me Baby Three More Times! Derek Chen dies!