Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
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Sasuke and Naruto sat on opposite ends of a round table arguing like they always do. The author Hikari sat to another side of the table between them sipping apple juice from his juice box.
"You think you're going to be Hokage? Please like some stupid twerp like you could ever be Hokage!" Sasuke shouted angrily.
"At least I'm not some pathetic little emo kid!" Naruto shouted leaning over the table.
Hikari smiled and continued to watch while drinking apple juice.
"Pfft, emo? At least my taste in music doesn't suck!" Sasuke shouted now leaning slightly over the table.
"Please! Green Day is sooo much better then Slayer!" Naruto shouted leaning further over the table.
"No they aren't" Hikari added.
"Who asked you?!?" The both shouted in unison.
Hikari got a very angry look on his face before standing up hold the juice box in his mouth, he walked to the other side of the table and grabbed the backs of both boys heads.
'What the hell are you do--" Sasuke said but was cut off as Hikari pushed both of the both faces together into a kiss, before walking away with his back turned to them.
"Oh and by the way!" Hikari started turning around, he immediately stopped, however, when he noticed both boys on the floor making out and struggling to remove their shirts.
"…EWWW!" He shouted running out leaving the two shinobi alone.
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That came from nowhere… and I think it sucked. Whatever. Read and Review. I wont go into detail about what they did. But… Naruto was the uke. O.o Okay Ill stop now. Please forgive me for writing this lol.