A/N: This has been revised a bit—when I say a bit I mean the title and a few words. Make of that what you will. I am making the titles of the chapters song titles, just for laughs. I do NOT own Vampire Kisses or "Typical"- Ellen Schreiber and MuteMath do.

~MegCullen159~

Typical

Raven POV

I had planned on spending my Saturday afternoon with Alexander in his coffin, and then have a nice meal at the cemetery, but Fate must have had other plans for my day. My gothic mate and I were heading out to the baroness' grave, when Jameson caught us before we could leave.

"Master Alexander!" Jameson declared breathlessly, "Your parents have sent a message for you and Miss Raven."

Jameson handed over the black envelope inscribed with our names.

Alexander and Raven,

We have received word that Jagger and his siblings

are wreaking havoc upon Morganville, Texas.

We take it as your duty to stop the Maxwells

from revealing our true identities.

Sincerely,

Mr. and Mrs. Sterling

Alexander looked over the note silently. I had never heard of this town or city or hamelet or whatever it is, but I am not know for being the best geography student.

My Knight of the Night finally spoke-up, "Well, I guess we're going to Texas,"

Claire POV

I was studying new material on quantum physics I had received from Myrnin, when Eve burst through the front door.

"Guess what I just saw!" She exclaimed, her black hair sticking up everywhere.

"What happened, Eve?" I replied incredulously; I seriously doubted that anything was seriously worth my worry with what had been happening lately.

"Well, it all started when some crazy guy with really cool hair. He walked into Common Grounds and started screaming about how he was a vampire and we should all fear him; everyone either laughed or didn't acknowledge him. But, it gets better! As I was driving home this would-be goth poser chick was walking around town flashing fang at everyone who looked at her! But the worst part was when this cool-hair-guy's mini doppelganger started towing around a bunch of coffins. Can you believe it, coffins! What a bunch of crazies!" Eve exclaimed in all of one breath.

"That's great, Eve," I went back to my book, "They're probably just freaky kid's visiting an aunt or something. They'll be out of Morganville in a week, tops."

"I do beg to differ," Amelie said materializing out of nowhere as usual, "These are real vampires, but of a different kind. They are dangerous and unpredictable to humans, but I do have too much to worry about now. Claire, I expect them out of town by this time next week at the latest."

"Who are they, ma'am?" I asked nervously.

"Jagger is the one with 'cool hair' and the girl is Luna. The young one is named Valentine. I do know people who can help you, though. Raven! Alexander!" Amelie called. Two Goths walked out of the portal in the wall. The girl seemed sure of herself where as the guy seemed more hesitant. He stood behind her protectively as they entered the room.

"Amelie, I need to know more about these people—" But she was already gone. It is so annoying when she does that.

"So… I guess we need to get to know each other. I'm Raven-" The goth girl said and pointed to the guy, "-and this is Alexander, he's a vampire,"

Shane is not going to be happy with me.