1A.N. Hello, peoples! This is a really crappy fanfic that I wrote while I was on eggnog, so don't get mad at me when it's crappy.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Seriously, I live in a box under an overpass. And I don't even own the box, I ripped it off some old dude who got a new big screen television. So, yeah. Nothin' in here is mine!
A hobbit grandfather sits in front of all his little hobbit grandchildren to tell them a story about how the Fellowship of the Ring was formed.
You know Dasher, and Dancer, and
Prancer, and Vixen,
Comet, and Cupid, and
Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all
"Now, you know Sam, and Aragorn, and Pippin, and Merry, Boromir, and Gandalph, and Legolas, and Gimli. But do you recall the most famous Fellowship member of all?"
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.
All of the hobbit children call out, "Frodo the Blue-Sworded Hobbit!"
"Yes, that's him." The old hobbit replies. "He had a very shiny sword! If you ever saw it, you would even say it glows."
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
play in any reindeer games.
"You know, all of us other hobbits used to say he was
really strange. Much too thin." The grandfather confides. " We
never let poor Frodo join in any drinking games!"
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
"But then one foggy night, Gandalph told Frodo he had to leave. He went to Rivendale and told Elrond, 'Elrond' He says, 'With your face so ugly, I will destroy the Ring for you.'"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!
"Then," He says in fascination. "Everybody loved him! They all stepped forward and said, 'Frodo, you brave little midget, we will help you destroy that... that evil thing.' And thus, the Fellowship of the Ring was formed." And all the little hobbit children all cheer.
A.N. Told you it was crappy! Now, press the little review button and tell me how crappy it is! I like nitpickers and flamers, so make me happy. Wee! gets campfire pit ready for flames